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Discussion Would you be ready of sex ?

Would you be ready for having your first time ?

  • Yes, i am confident in myself

    Votes: 20 50.0%
  • No, id shit myself and be scared

    Votes: 20 50.0%

  • Total voters
    40
Friezacel

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I know this will never happen but hypothetically speaking. Lets say you have a chance to ascend with a foid and the moment of truth is coming. Would you be ready and fearlessly do the deed or would you be afraid and paranoid that you would fail ?

I personally would be scared as shit. The foid probably tried every sex position that exists, fucked with experienced guys and has high expectations of her future sex partners and then there is me who never saw a foid naked.
 
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I wouldn't know where to put it
 
Just take energy drinks and viagra, your instincts will do the rest.
 
Just take energy drinks and viagra, your instincts will do the rest.
Energy contains caffeine which isnt exactly known for being relaxing
 
I have phimosis, so I physically can’t.
 
i would do it but i feel like i would feel ashamed after it for bad performance
 
Energy contains caffeine which isnt exactly known for being relaxing
You need high energy for good performance. Would help if you have good stamina too.
 
i shit myself idk if i even have the stamina
 
YES I WOULD BE READY, I WOULD PUT MY DICK INSIDE HER VAGINA IN MISSIONARY, AND DO THE MOVES, GOING IN AND OUT, THEN I WILL CHANGE POSITIONS GOING ON DOGGYSTYLE MODE, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER ASS, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP. THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER, THEN I WOULD CUDDLE WITH HER, THEN I WILL SLEEP WITH HER, THEN I WILL WAKE UP WITH HER GIVING ME BLOWJOB, THEN SHE WOULD RIDE ME, THEN I WOULD TAKE MY COCK OUT THEN CUM ON HER FACE, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP, THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER , THEN I WOULD START TOUCHING HER BOOBS AGAIN, THEN I WOULD TITTYFUCK HER, THEN I WOULD EDGE WITH HER TITS FOR 1 HOUR, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER BELLY, THEN I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER. THEN I WOULD POST ON THIS FORUM THAT I'VE FINALLY ASCENDED.
 
don't know unless it happens, which it never will, so there's no point in speculation. I'd like to think my animal instincts would take over.
 
Nope i'm over 30 i can't even jerk off in my onahole since my dick just go flaccid after few secs. I can only cum with my hand. Foids broke me they should give me reparations. Viagra probably would help a lot.
 
YES I WOULD BE READY, I WOULD PUT MY DICK INSIDE HER VAGINA IN MISSIONARY, AND DO THE MOVES, GOING IN AND OUT, THEN I WILL CHANGE POSITIONS GOING ON DOGGYSTYLE MODE, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER ASS, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP. THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER, THEN I WOULD CUDDLE WITH HER, THEN I WILL SLEEP WITH HER, THEN I WILL WAKE UP WITH HER GIVING ME BLOWJOB, THEN SHE WOULD RIDE ME, THEN I WOULD TAKE MY COCK OUT THEN CUM ON HER FACE, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP, THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER , THEN I WOULD START TOUCHING HER BOOBS AGAIN, THEN I WOULD TITTYFUCK HER, THEN I WOULD EDGE WITH HER TITS FOR 1 HOUR, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER BELLY, THEN I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER. THEN I WOULD POST ON THIS FORUM THAT I'VE FINALLY ASCENDED.
@Sneir
 
Same I'm too lazy to cure it, I cured it before but it came back again it's pointless because we're not gonna get laid anyways
Could a condom solve the problem if the phimosis isnt too strong ?
 
Nope i'm over 30 i can't even jerk off in my onahole since my dick just go flaccid after few secs. I can only cum with my hand. Foids broke me they should give me reparations. Viagra probably would help a lot.
Brutal EDpill

Do you take any medicine ? I had once temporary ED because of a medicine i took
 
Do you take any medicine ? I had once temporary ED because of a medicine i took
Nope no medicine except antihistamine for allergy and a couple of natural remedies for anxiety for sleep.
 
Nope no medicine except antihistamine for allergy and a couple of natural remedies for anxiety for sleep.
Did you try not using them and seeing if it cures your ED ?
 
I'd hump till i coom like a dog in heat
 
Did you try not using them and seeing if it cures your ED ?
Nah i don't care anymore since i won't get laid anyway i have zero energy i want to LDAR till death. I only use lavender oil to fix my balding hair but that's it.
 
I don't have the stamina and am too insecure.
 
i am READY to upside down throat fuck a noodlewhore right NOW
 
Of course, why else would i Fantasize about fucking girls
 
I wouldn't know how to initiate it but from there I'm ready to fuck the shit out of a whore.
 
i wouldn't be able to get up i imagine, too used to my hand and my erection is nothing to write home about, only when there's some really damn good porn
 
I'm just so horny even if I was nervous I'd want to get it over with.
 
I would bust in 30 seconds
 
I wasn't created for sex. Myopia, very ugly, small dick.
 

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