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Experiment Would you become a vampire if vampires were real?

Would you become a vampire?

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ilieknothing

ilieknothing

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I know vampires are different in different media. The traits I refer to are super human strength, thirst to suck blood, immortality, aversion to sunlight and weakness to garlic and silver.

I would definitely become a vampire. I don't like going out during the day anyways and at night I could hunt and harass only foids. If the foid turns it's only option would be to fuck me (or other vampires). I would also have superhuman strength so the police could not catch me.
 
yes
 
I would probably end up going on a JB raping spree and then drinking their blood. Vampires also have the advantage of being precious metal holders as they live long enough to amass wealth.
 
no, played that build in tes5 and its pain, better pick nord Chad barbarian, slays argonian maids
 
No because if I have to suck blood I might get countless diseases from people

its unhygienic and I don’t want to break into hospitals for their blood
 
100%, i like the night time way more then daytime anyways.
 
ilieknothing said:
I know vampires are different in different media. The traits I refer to are super human strength, thirst to suck blood, immortality, aversion to sunlight and weakness to garlic and silver.

I would definitely become a vampire. I don't like going out during the day anyways and at night I could hunt and harass only foids. If the foid turns it's only option would be to fuck me (or other vampires). I would also have superhuman strength so the police could not catch me.
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I wouldn't hesitate a second. Especially when it's associated with powers like hypnosis (then you could basically do whatever you want), control over the animals of the night (always liked different insects, bats and wolves) as well as an ability to turn into fog. Just apart from the immortality there could be so many options to use that.
 
well worth it deal. would be very fun
 
I'd become a dhampir, because they can go out in daylight.
 
nazianime said:
I would probably end up going on a JB raping spree and then drinking their blood. Vampires also have the advantage of being precious metal holders as they live long enough to amass wealth.
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Bruh they probably have some disease
 
Yes. Infact one of my biggest sexual fantasies is becoming a vampire and fuck vampire stacie while we feed on human beckie's corpse.
 
If it it. means eternal life. yes
 
They get mad pussy. For all eternity.
 
ilieknothing said:
I know vampires are different in different media. The traits I refer to are super human strength, thirst to suck blood, immortality, aversion to sunlight and weakness to garlic and silver.

I would definitely become a vampire. I don't like going out during the day anyways and at night I could hunt and harass only foids. If the foid turns it's only option would be to fuck me (or other vampires). I would also have superhuman strength so the police could not catch me.
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Why not?
 
i’d do it just so i could stop being a shitskin curry
 
ilieknothing said:
super human strength, thirst to suck blood, immortality, aversion to sunlight and weakness to garlic and silver.
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even with this in mind there's still a vast variety of vampires. It all depends on the benefits and tradeoffs TBH

how much extra strength? how much thirst? what happens if I can't get the blood? how long can I bear sunlight? how tiny amount of garlic/silver fuck me up?

in theory I'd trade a lot for immortality but it's only theoretical immortality if I'd instantly get dusted by half a second in a stray beam of sunlight

can you give any particular TV shows or movies to exhibit a particlar breed of vampire in which the measurements of these specifics is exhibited?

that or stat them in GURPS terms
 
no because if you become a vampire you become a vampire at the time of the bite so i wouldn't want to be a fat fucking loser vampire that is short and weak and has a whole bunch of fucking diseases and scars all over my body

only if i had great powers over illusion would i even entertain the idea of becoming a vampire so then i could make myself handsome and mind-fuck bitches then actually fuck them and can use illusions to hide myself and never be revealed. i also hate the idea of immortality without a very optimistic view of my future. with that i mean a scenario like this:
>a vampire finds me
>a vampire bites me
>i turn into vampire and am now immortal
>a week later an asteroid hits Earth and the Earth explodes
>well shit now i'm just an immortal vampire flying through space waiting for somebody to pick my ass up

My luck would go something like that
 
Vampires are gay faggots so no.
 
I consider myself a man of faith, so it's off the table

Besides, I'd make for a shitty vampire anyways
 
Become dio Brando theory
 
Actually I change my mind because I fit the sleep schedule perfectly for a vampire so there’d be no huge lifestyle change apart from the minor issue of food
 
If it made me into vampire Chad from twilight then yeah
 
Broly said:
sure, id kill all chads and eat foids
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Tokyo Ghoul GIF by memecandy

Do it man, I'll join you we can even design cool masks
 
yes， I want to want to drink blood， so I will buy duck blood instead，so I will not be found easily，I will find a dark cave to hide during daytime and chat with foids，after it is dark I will come out to steal money and use money to enjoy everything I love and date foids
 
I would become a vampire, so I can lift cars in order to overcome my driving inability. Also, I would use my new-found strength to destroy this world, so I can build my own kingdom in it.
 
sure i give up on my humanity
 
Some foids have a fetish for this so who knows they might end up liking it. But I would be raping them first. My only targets are going to be jbs and lolis.
 
I don't want to be Ultima Chad's cattle.
2af
 
LastGerman said:
I would become a vampire, so I can lift cars in order to overcome my driving inability. Also, I would use my new-found strength to destroy this world, so I can build my own autobahn in it.
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Yes, absolutely without question.:feelsjuice:

[I'm a ghoul already anyways.]

Giphy 9
 
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Why not, it can't be worse than our subhuman condition
 
No because I could no longer go to the mass on Sunday mornings.
 
Vampire? Sounds kinda gay… now if you’re talking about a vampire/human hybrid like Blade… or a vampire like DIO? I suppose I’ll take that power.
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The Cagot said:
Yeah yeah I know, people don't see God so they say it doesn't exist, but if they saw God they would be traumatized to the highest point :worryfeels:

I thought the vampires in the video would have immediately eaten this foid :feelskek:
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No, I absolutely believe in God just not the kind of God that most people profess to believe in these days. I posted the video merely to be cheeky. :feelsEhh:

She does get eaten and rip to shreds much later on. :feelshaha::feelskek:
 
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Yeah. It's not like I see sunlight as it is lol. Plus I could sparkle like in twlight
 
proudweeb said:
Yeah. It's not like I see sunlight as it is lol. Plus I could sparkle like in twlight
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The Twilight series was the worst vampire fiction ever created, just awful in my opinion. :feelsjuice:

The only saving grace for those movies is that you had a bunch of beautiful looking cunts in it that were nice to look at, but beyond that the storyline itself was awful.:feelswhat:
 
proudweeb said:
There were some nice cars in there tho lol
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I hate anything that has to do with romance, it's all fake, it's all just fucking fake as fuck. I don't even like love songs and when I hear them I begin to lose my mind as they infuriate me. It's like somebody scratching on a chalkboard, just painful for me to listen to. :feelsUgh:
 
MarquisDeSade said:
I hate anything that has to do with romance, it's all fake, it's all just fucking fake as fuck. I don't even like love songs and when I hear them I begin to lose my mind as they infuriate me. :feelsUgh:
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yep. twilight was super cringe
 
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