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Would you rather be a chad or an incel as spider man

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You can't use your power to impress women.
Because your identity has to stay secret just like in the spider man stories.
So you can't go around it.
You are an incel without the spidy suit
And when you wear it you can use all your powers and fight crimes and shit.

Would you still take chad if you were given the two options?
 
Chad bangs Peter's crush Mary Jane :feelskek:
 
am i allowed to use my superpowers for crime?

like to get rich and fuck over foids?
 
I would like to be like Peter North.
 
am i allowed to use my superpowers for crime?

like to get rich and fuck over foids?
No. Because it goes against what spider man is.
I already explained it.
 
Can I pull out my peepee in the spider suit and fuck that way
 
Being chad is a more powerful superpower than being spiderman. A Chad can become a billionaire and then batmanmaxx
 
Being chad is a more powerful superpower than being spiderman. A Chad can become a billionaire and then batmanmaxx
Maybe
 
No. Marvel superheroes are cucked and selfless.
 
Being a chad is a superpower in itself. I’d still choose chad.
 
If I can’t use my powers to get rich then might as well be Chad.
 
Chad as what the use of u are spiderman living in incognito mode
 
What about getting rich honestly like being in the nba or nfl?
Why you guys wanna keep trying to abuse his powers and cheat life..
Told you in the begining.. superheroes dont cheat and they keep their identity a secret
 
Spiderman is a normie soyboy cuck, is this even a question? I would rather be fucking Batman with no superpowers that is a billionare beating the shit out of scum that polute Gotham City. Tho, if I were in Batman's case, I would completely drop out the no kill rule if I see that somebody is a lost cause as Joker.
 
Spiderman is a normie soyboy cuck, is this even a question? I would rather be fucking Batman with no superpowers that is a billionare beating the shit out of scum that polute Gotham City. Tho, if I were in Batman's case, I would completely drop out the no kill rule if I see that somebody is a lost cause as Joker.
again, you cant pick a superhero and change them
 
Why you guys wanna keep trying to abuse his powers and cheat life..
Told you in the begining.. superheroes dont cheat and they keep their identity a secret
Ok yeah I’ll just be Chad. No sense being a super hero cuck rescuing normies attractive people who hate me, when I get no benefit.
 
Chad of course. That's one of the greatest superpowers out there.
 
So Chad vs ugly incel Spider-Man?

Definitely Spider-Man. As Spider-Man you can rob banks, steal money easily, you'll never have to work a day in your life.

You could kill Chads, if you'd like. You'd never have to be and feel weak ever again.

If someone bullies me because I'm ugly? I'll pay them a visit at night as Spider-Man and I'll explain nicely to them that it's not nice what they did :)

Mang, Spider-Man could be a REAL menace, he's incredibly strong. He has superman strenght, agility, speed, the spidersense, shooting web.

The only thing you won't have is the genuine affection and love of women. But I think it's definitely worth to trade that for Spider-Man powers.
 
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I want to squirt my web into a vjj!
 
You can't use your power to impress women.
Because your identity has to stay secret just like in the spider man stories.
So you can't go around it.
You are an incel without the spidy suit
And when you wear it you can use all your powers and fight crimes and shit.

Would you still take chad if you were given the two options?
Can you quit being Spiderman and just be a Chad?
 
Spiderman
Just web a foid to the ground so that she can't move or resist and then you know how the rest goes
 
So Chad vs ugly incel Spider-Man?

Definitely Spider-Man. As Spider-Man you can rob banks, steal money easily, you'll never have to work a day in your life.

You could kill Chads, if you'd like. You'd never have to be and feel weak ever again.

If someone bullies me because I'm ugly? I'll pay them a visit at night as Spider-Man and I'll explain nicely to them that it's not nice what they did :)

Mang, Spider-Man could be a REAL menace, he's incredibly strong. He has superman strenght, agility, speed, the spidersense, shooting web.

The only thing you won't have is the genuine affection and love of women. But I think it's definitely worth to trade that for Spider-Man powers.
You havent really been listening.
Spiderman doesn't do any of that shit you mentioned.
He does not kill.
he does not rob.
 
Not familiar with his moral philosophy. I guess Deadpool would be good a choice. I'd pick his abilities over being chad.
You would live forever, but you would be a scar/deformedcel
 

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