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1. You say “it’s over” at the slightest inconvenience.
2. You say “cope” whenever someone says something stupid.
3. You think of SergeantIncel whenever someone says the word sergeant.
4. You think of Knajjd whenever someone mentions Turkey.
5. You regularly say “(verb)s me” whenever you can.
6. You refer to suicide as “roping” in real life.
7. You think of Insomniac whenever someone mentions insomnia.
8. When you hear the name Napoleon, you no longer think of the French military guy, but everyone’s favorite lolipantsuführer instead.
9. Whenever you hear someone mention an emergency room, you can’t help but chuckle.
10. You have an unusual hatred of Brazil, and/or the Greek letter Sigma.
11. You can’t watch the BBC on TV without thinking of the other meaning.
12. “Cuck”, “soyboy” and “roastie” are your favorite insults.
13. You look for the report button when you see something degenerate in real life.
14. You get slightly annoyed at the phrase “dead serious”.
15. You’re amused at batteries and other product names that end in “cell”.
16. You have a sudden aversion to roast beef.
17. You refer to good things that happen as “life fuel”.

Feel free to add more.
 
18. using ngl and just lol in rl
 
19. Adding maxx to everything that you do
20. Using Incel Slang in real life
 
Brazil for me associates more with Kuruminha and Mainlander, and Sigma is more of favela
 
Some of this apply to me but not all of them because I don't speak english in real life
 
21.whenever u see a chad on tv or internet u think if weeb25 mogs him
 
22. Assuming every foid you pass by has taken 30 dicks atleast.
 
what is the origin of "(verb)s me"?
Like “mogs me”

Just type in “me” in the search bar and search for posts by the user Ritalincel for a better understanding
 
i do this all the time ngl
 
1. You say “it’s over” at the slightest inconvenience.
2. You say “cope” whenever someone says something stupid.
6. You refer to suicide as “roping” in real life.
saying just x theory, at least I do, to myself
 
Rating everybody who gets in your eyefield, especially couples to see if it's hypergamy.
 
Imagine witnessing someone who does this irl? Would look like an autist.
 
If you even know this site exists you are too far gone
 
I’ll tell my dog “Let’s go buddy boyo” when I take him for a walk. I also use “it’s over” when I’m driving in my car and see a hot foid.
 
lolipantsuführer...

LMFAO
19. Adding maxx to everything that you do
20. Using Incel Slang in real life
Aren´t i cool ?
1488 no scope.
 
I haven't been on this site enough
 
23. Wishing to use pepe emoticons on other sites :feelslala::dab::feelsautistic::feelshmm::feelsthink::feelstastyman::feelskek::reeeeee::feelstrash::feelsbaton:
 
I can genuinely relate to many of these. The terminology is a big one. When I'm out and about, I find myself thinking things like "fuck, that Chad mogs me to oblivion" or "damn, the Norwood Reaper cucked him hard".
 
I think of @quinn24 when someone mentions clowns
 

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