Serious Youngfags, How would your parents react if

[Aadi]

they saw a hickey on your neck?

Would they be angry or happy? I feel like my parents would be really angry at me when they should be happy instead. I mean isnt it a proof that their son is not a genetic garbage that no girl wants her lips on his neck?

 

[WØLF]

Jfl my mom doesn't even know what a hickey is

 

[Animecel2D]

What’s a hickey

 

[Oroborus]

I don't know either

 

[Aadi]

Jfl my mom doesn't even know what a hickey is

What’s a hickey

I don't know either

It's a love bite. When a girl bites on to your neck during heavy makeout sessions.

 

[Caesercel]

Jfl my mom doesn't even know what a hickey is

 

[SeethingRn]

They'd think I was desperate enough to give it to myself. Could be done with a vacuum cleaner tho, I've tried.

 

[Cope_Time]

first time heard something like that ngl

 

[Izayacel]

Jfl my mom doesn't even know what a hickey is

 

[ReconElement]

Idk my mom would think that something hit me on the neck or some insect bit me if that spot is too coloured

 

[Deleted member 36666]

They'd think I was desperate enough to give it to myself. Could be done with a vacuum cleaner tho, I've tried.

Wow, just be a normal person and use it only on your penis next time

 

[Aadi]

They'd think I was desperate enough to give it to myself. Could be done with a vacuum cleaner tho, I've tried.

You are a confirmed truecel then.

 

[Deleted member 34301]

they saw a hickey on your neck?

Would they be angry or happy? I feel like my parents would be really angry at me when they should be happy instead. I mean isnt it a proof that their son is not a genetic garbage that no girl wants her lips on his neck?

They would know it was fake

 

[uglysubhuman]

They'd think I was desperate enough to give it to myself. Could be done with a vacuum cleaner tho, I've tried.

Watamote moment

 

[Rhaast]

Angey

 

[SeethingRn]

Wow, just be a normal person and use it only on your penis next time

I couldn't control the suction and I was afraid I was gonna rip my balls off.