Snapchat articles never fail to inspire strong feelings, be it laughter or disgust. This one is a mix of both.
Summary:
10) “Men who cook>Men who are useful”
COPE I am a good chef and no one I know irl gives a fuck
9) “Smoking and drinking is more attractive (BUT ONLY FOR SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIPS!)”
Veiled blackpill here. ALL WOMEN WANT ARE “””SHORT RELATIONSHIPS””” aka hookups. Over for drugless teetotalcels like me. This one is true according to what I’ve seen irl though, smoker chads are abundant and mog me to hell.
8) “But kindness is more attractive for long term!
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This is literally just a meme here. Kindness gets you front row seats to her relationship problem venting, where she will tell you all of her woes about being unable to currently suck the latest chad she like’s dick. Trust me, I know from my bluepill days alllllll about that shit.
7) “Women are more attracted to distance runners than sprinters”
Huh??? No one gives a fuck about that. Thats the most random trait I’ve ever heard. Sounds like a retarded way for the peabrains behind this article to say “brooo females like it when you want to run the distance with them, not just pump and dump, haha!”. Literal bluepill propaganda jfl
6) “Fat men are...more attractive than toned men???”
Wtf? I’m not even making this one up, look at this jfl.
Source for this survey is probably some virtue signaling college foids
5) “Wearing red makes you hot”
Just wear red theory??? fakecel if you havent tried wearing red bro.
4) “Seeming like a good father is an important trait”
BIIIIIIG MISTAKE. Couldn’t be further from the truth. I have legit met like 2 foids in my life who even want to have kids, most just want to sleep around and murder their spawn in the womb endlessly. Not to mention, whatever women say about fatherhood ability mattering, my serial killer chadfish from a while ago says otherwise. Women were drooling over him even after I told them I would “crush their faces in with hammers and put rats inside the hole in their face”
3) “Old guys are more attractive than young guys”
I didnt think I even read this one correctly at first jfl. Old guys mog young guys? Lifefuel for @Emba and suifuel for youngcels, clearly foids are clammering for older men!
lol at this explanation, there’s even a hidden blackpill nugget in there.
2) “You are more attractive if you are thrifty with your money”
“Poorcel===volcel bro! Women get so wet when they see you walk into a secondhand store bro! Just wait till they see you walk out with nothing, they’ll know you’re a good saver bro!”
This is so insane. Women do not want a man with lots of money? I know first and secondhand this is wrong. Exhibit A) My moms best friend from college, who is a literal billionaire. He has supermodels throwing themself all over him. He even dated Emma Watson for a bit, who I met (lol at me meeting the debatable head of feminism, peak irony). Money is such a large role in it that he bemoans to me that all he gets are gold diggers and genuine love doesnt exist for him. He become a literal millionaire CEO and still is doomed to betabuxx. But hey, I’m sure he would slay and even find true love if he was dirt poor!!!
1) “Balding men are more attractive than men with hair”
This one is probably the funniest to me. BALDING IS MORE ATTRACTIVE??? What? There us so much virtue signaling in there “surveys” that it is insane. Check it out:
This is just wrong, I have no idea how someone can arrive at this conclusion. Basing a study on attractiveness on foid answers is retarded since they always virtue signal. Just ask men with different traits how well they do, much more reliable. But wait, you surely noticed that bit at the bottom right? Well I’m curious too, lets see what the REAL sexiest thing is for men!
Bonus round) “JUST BE YOURSELF BRO!”
What did you guys think it was, a jawline or height or something? Of course not, that is insane and would imply women like looks more than personality!
This is not viable when “yourself” is not even a sexual option to women. Also, no matter what you do you are being “yourself”. If yourself is prone to mimicing others behaviors that is still being yourself lol. Meaningless advice.
Keep in mind that this is the information being fed to gen z on a daily basis. Media is running a 24/7 bluepill propaganda factory and forcing it into the mouths of my brethren. This sort of shit is why so many cucks are made. The foids and cucks who undoubtedly write these need to sustain their system by making more who would deny the truth of the blackpill. If too many people found out how foids actually work, it would be a disaster for them.
TLDR: Just be a poor fat bald old manlet who wears red with a good personality theory (and dont forget to cook and run marathons often!)
Summary:
10) “Men who cook>Men who are useful”
COPE I am a good chef and no one I know irl gives a fuck
9) “Smoking and drinking is more attractive (BUT ONLY FOR SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIPS!)”
Veiled blackpill here. ALL WOMEN WANT ARE “””SHORT RELATIONSHIPS””” aka hookups. Over for drugless teetotalcels like me. This one is true according to what I’ve seen irl though, smoker chads are abundant and mog me to hell.
8) “But kindness is more attractive for long term!
“This is literally just a meme here. Kindness gets you front row seats to her relationship problem venting, where she will tell you all of her woes about being unable to currently suck the latest chad she like’s dick. Trust me, I know from my bluepill days alllllll about that shit.
7) “Women are more attracted to distance runners than sprinters”
Huh??? No one gives a fuck about that. Thats the most random trait I’ve ever heard. Sounds like a retarded way for the peabrains behind this article to say “brooo females like it when you want to run the distance with them, not just pump and dump, haha!”. Literal bluepill propaganda jfl
6) “Fat men are...more attractive than toned men???”
Wtf? I’m not even making this one up, look at this jfl.
Source for this survey is probably some virtue signaling college foids
5) “Wearing red makes you hot”
Just wear red theory??? fakecel if you havent tried wearing red bro.
4) “Seeming like a good father is an important trait”
BIIIIIIG MISTAKE. Couldn’t be further from the truth. I have legit met like 2 foids in my life who even want to have kids, most just want to sleep around and murder their spawn in the womb endlessly. Not to mention, whatever women say about fatherhood ability mattering, my serial killer chadfish from a while ago says otherwise. Women were drooling over him even after I told them I would “crush their faces in with hammers and put rats inside the hole in their face”
3) “Old guys are more attractive than young guys”
I didnt think I even read this one correctly at first jfl. Old guys mog young guys? Lifefuel for @Emba and suifuel for youngcels, clearly foids are clammering for older men!
lol at this explanation, there’s even a hidden blackpill nugget in there.
2) “You are more attractive if you are thrifty with your money”
“Poorcel===volcel bro! Women get so wet when they see you walk into a secondhand store bro! Just wait till they see you walk out with nothing, they’ll know you’re a good saver bro!”
This is so insane. Women do not want a man with lots of money? I know first and secondhand this is wrong. Exhibit A) My moms best friend from college, who is a literal billionaire. He has supermodels throwing themself all over him. He even dated Emma Watson for a bit, who I met (lol at me meeting the debatable head of feminism, peak irony). Money is such a large role in it that he bemoans to me that all he gets are gold diggers and genuine love doesnt exist for him. He become a literal millionaire CEO and still is doomed to betabuxx. But hey, I’m sure he would slay and even find true love
if he was dirt poor!!!1) “Balding men are more attractive than men with hair”
This one is probably the funniest to me. BALDING IS MORE ATTRACTIVE??? What? There us so much virtue signaling in there “surveys” that it is insane. Check it out:
This is just wrong, I have no idea how someone can arrive at this conclusion. Basing a study on attractiveness on foid answers is retarded since they always virtue signal. Just ask men with different traits how well they do, much more reliable. But wait, you surely noticed that bit at the bottom right? Well I’m curious too, lets see what the REAL sexiest thing is for men!
Bonus round) “JUST BE YOURSELF BRO!”
What did you guys think it was, a jawline or height or something? Of course not, that is insane and would imply women like looks more than personality!
This is not viable when “yourself” is not even a sexual option to women. Also, no matter what you do you are being “yourself”. If yourself is prone to mimicing others behaviors that is still being yourself lol. Meaningless advice.
Keep in mind that this is the information being fed to gen z on a daily basis. Media is running a 24/7 bluepill propaganda factory and forcing it into the mouths of my brethren. This sort of shit is why so many cucks are made. The foids and cucks who undoubtedly write these need to sustain their system by making more who would deny the truth of the blackpill. If too many people found out how foids actually work, it would be a disaster for them.
TLDR: Just be a poor fat bald old manlet who wears red with a good personality theory (and dont forget to cook and run marathons often!)
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