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VλREN

VλREN

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ONCE MY BROTHER SAID WHY DONT WE TERRORIZE LONDON AIRPORT WE CAN SPEND ALL DAY THERE HIJACKING THE BIG JETS AND TURNING THEM INTO 9/11 MOBILES ITS BE GREAT
I SAID WHY THAT SOUNDS REALLY CRINGE THINK OF SOME ELSE WILL YOU DONT BE DUMB SAYS MY BROTHER I CAN FLY LARGE JET PLANES INTO HUGE TOWERS I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN KABOOM SO I SAID YAH YAH I BET YOU CAN SO HE SAID OK SHOWTIME SO WE TOOK CHOLESTEROL SANDWICHES THE LITTLE PAPER UNBRABLA AND RAZOR SHARP TEASPOON 203 X BOMBS SOMETHING ELSE I DONT I WANT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION ME AND MY BROTHER WE RUSHED DOWN TO LONDON AIRPORT GO THRU THE TERMIAL AND OUT ONTO THE RANWAY AND WE RAN UP TO A PLANE TO JAMICA THAT WAS WAITING TO GET AWAY AND SUDDENLY HE APPEARED THE SURCRIUTY GRAURD AT LONDON AIRPORT OH NO HE SAID NOT YOU TOO AGIAN SURLY NOT WHAT DO YOU THIN YOUR TRYING TO DO NO ANSWER FORM US MU BROTHER IS WAITING FORM ME TO SAY SOMETHING AM HOPING HELL SAY SOMETHING WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER I TRIED TO HYPONOTIZE THE SURTETITY GAURD I PUFF MY EYES TO MAKE MY SELF LOOK SPOOKY IS IT WORKING I ASKED ARE YOU HYPNOTIZED THE SURERITY GAURD LAUGHTS IT OFF HAHAH LOOK HES SAYS THIS ISNT FAIR AM FIVE MINUTES FORM FINISHING MY SHIFT I DONT WANT TO DO WITH THIS CRAP MY BROTHER SAID I WANNA HIJACK THE BIG JETS AND DO 9/11 STUFF THAT REALLY UPSETS THE SETCUIRTY GAURD WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE LITTLE PIG YOU CANT DO A TERRORISM ON THE END OF RUNWAY FOUR NOW YOU IF TOO DONT STOP I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT IF THE AIRPORT AND LEAVE OUT A POLICE STATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND YEAH OK I SAID BUT MY BROTHER MY BROTHER WHAT DOES HE DO HE STUFF 203 BOMBS INTO A SURCUITY GAURDS MOUTHS AND HE DONATES IT BOOM AND ALL OF ME IS COVERED IN SLOPS OF SURCUITRY GAURD BREATHING IN GERMS IT WAS HORRIBLE AND MY BROTHER WITH RAZOR SHARP TEA SPOONS ENTERING THE COCKPIT OF THE PLANE AND HES NOT TAKING PRISONERS MEANWHILE I WAS HIDING UNDER THE LITTLE PAPER UNBRALLIA TRY TO PRETEND AM NOT THERE AND THEN WE WENT HOME XDD FOUND OUT THERE WAS A POLICE TRY TO CATCH ME AND MY TERROIST BROTHER OH NO THE POLICE INSPECTOR TURNED TO US AND ALRIGHT ITS BEING UNDERARREST TIME

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VAREN

A living cringe compilation​

 
I wonder if any white women ever did 9/11play with an arab pretending she was a hostage and he demanded she blow him or he would fly the plane into the towers
 

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