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Theory "A billionaire can afford to gamble $100 000, a poor man can't afford to gamble". = "A Chad can afford to have many flaws, an incel can't afford 1"

  • Thread starter Poorbaldshortcel
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a fag can have as much buttsex as he wants but an incel can not
i am now a philosopher
 
The first analogy: we all hate witches and when a witch is like this
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we don't like her but when the witch is like this:
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or this
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then we're not afraid. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
The second one is about those criminals. The fems like ONLY the Chad criminals! Which one is going to like those guys:
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,
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,
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,
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...

They like criminals like this one who is a model Chad too
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...

So, the philosopher is right. If you're ugly don't make it worse with crimes. The fems are going to hate you even more!
 
When the females said they like firemen they just imagine someone like this one
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and they don't care about the average firemen who are like these:
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.
 
So the point is clear. If you're already fucked up to be born an incel don't minn yourself with shit things like thugmaxx instead maxx yourself with good stuff like high paid salary job, gymmaxx, healthmaxx and edumaxx.
For the attraction in the most modern females' eyes this is a mostly valid description:
A good Chad > a bad Chad > a good incel > a bad incel. (Geser Kurultaev)
 
Ew, man, that was gross. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
No, guys, seriously. If you think, it's really deep and logical: if you're Chad you can even shit your pants and then most of the female fans of yours still will say "Well, not a big deal, are you free tonight?" but if you're an incel better don't shit your pants and make sure you took a shower! :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 

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