Serious Advice to wagies

[Vlarke]

Get drunk on your shift it makes everything feel better and happier.

I am neet but when I was a wagie in 2018 I would always go to the store get two shooters of the cheapest vodka. I would drink one in the bathroom before my shift and then open up a Red Bull and pour the other one inside the Red Bull and drink it. I did this on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. So I was kinda tipsy and would be low inhib and wouldn’t be scared

 

[der_komische]

i played shit like minesweeper tetris and slither.io during work

 

[Robb97]

Great advice. Especially together with the caffeine.

 

[Vlarke]

i played shit like minesweeper tetris and slither.io during work

Jfll i r3member sliter. Io

 

[incelerated]

Over for pisslamcels

 

[failednormie_]

Get drunk on your shift it makes everything feel better and happier.

I am neet but when I was a wagie in 2018 I would always go to the store get two shooters of the cheapest vodka. I would drink one in the bathroom before my shift and then open up a Red Bull and pour the other one inside the Red Bull and drink it. I did this on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. So I was kinda tipsy and would be low inhib and wouldn’t be scared

I used to work at a skyzone when I was 16 I spent all my shifts in the bathroom smoking weed and watching YouTube

 

[ars]

vice describes this site as 'the world's worst support group'

 

[pain and hate]

Get drunk on your shift it makes everything feel better and happier.

I am neet but when I was a wagie in 2018 I would always go to the store get two shooters of the cheapest vodka. I would drink one in the bathroom before my shift and then open up a Red Bull and pour the other one inside the Red Bull and drink it. I did this on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. So I was kinda tipsy and would be low inhib and wouldn’t be scared

Where I work they do random tests for alcohol jfl. If this wasn't the case I would get fucked up every day tbh.

 

[Pancakecel]

Yeah I used to drink on my lunch breaks in one of my last roles, but it was just IT support so, dont need to be sober for that shit

 

[NorthernWind]

Impossible to be a wageslave and don't drink.
I can abstain from drinking when I don't work but I always drink some amount of alcohol when I wageslave.