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RegularManlet

RegularManlet

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I cannot be bothered with some of these assignments and I have money, anyone know anyone good that can do it?
 
cant u just use ai for school now jfl
 
look on escort sites for girls from your class and pay them to do your assignment for you :feelskek:
 
@RegularManlet
@cemgaripoglu2

Good artists copy. Great artists steal.” - Pablo Picasso.

Just copy and paste other people's work from the internet. Change the structure of the sentence by moving portions of subsentences forward, and subsections backward. Also change the verbs to a synonym verbs, and change the transition words. Just stitch text information together from the web. This can also work with computer coding. These changes will throw the AI plagiarism detector and give you a pass for not plagiarism. I used to be like you. I used to be a low GPA student because all the work and research I do is original. However, I know that other students cheat the system and get higher GPA, by taking stuff online and making a few variations to fool the teachers. You don't go to university to learn stuff. University is to pass the filter and get your degree. Also, use Chegg and Coursehero, chatGPT, anything to your advantage.
 
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Escorts rent free in your head until you see your first escort I see
Yeah, it's a mix of nervousness and anticipation. Probably gonna stay that way for a few more weeks as well.
 
@RegularManlet
@cemgaripoglu2

Good artists copy. Great artists steal.” - Pablo Picasso.

Just copy and paste other people's work from the internet. Change the structure of the sentence by moving portions of subsentences forward, and subsections backward. Also change the verbs to a synonym verbs, and change the transition words. Just stitch text information together from the web. This can also work with computer coding. These changes will throw the AI plagiarism detector and give you a pass for not plagiarism. I used to be like you. I used to be a low GPA student because all the work and research I do is original. However, I know that other students cheat the system and get higher GPA, by taking stuff online and making a few variations to fool the teachers. You don't go to university to learn stuff. University is to pass the filter and get your degree. Also, use Chegg and Coursehero, chatGPT, anything to your advantage.
Unfortunately this isn't something I can just copy idk how to explain it but its too complex for chat gpt, it is like making stuff from scratch. One of the things I have to make an excel spreadsheet, i have no idea why and I don't really know how excel works and won't need to
 
Did you read what I said?
Nope, but reading it now it sounds like good advice. Cheat as much as you can, but don't get caught. I guess you have to keep up with new developements in the field so you don't get suprised by novel cheat detection. And look up what happens to first time cheaters / where the lines are drawn for getting kicked out. Probably very differend between USA and ,e.g., Germany. Our systems are generally old and slow to adapt, you will get away with stuff for longer over here, I would bet.

Another idea: Read up on revent cases of other students getting caught cheating and look what gave them away.
 
Nope, but reading it now it sounds like good advice. Cheat as much as you can, but don't get caught. I guess you have to keep up with new developements in the field so you don't get suprised by novel cheat detection. And look up what happens to first time cheaters / where the lines are drawn for getting kicked out. Probably very differend between USA and ,e.g., Germany. Our systems are generally old and slow to adapt, you will get away with stuff for longer over here, I would bet.

Another idea: Read up on revent cases of other students getting caught cheating and look what gave them away.
The professors at my thing are idiots I kind of obviously cheated and they have not noticed. I agree to cheat as much as I can but the only way now is to find someone to pay I cant be bothered anymore I am almost done though I just submitted an assignment, it requires I get a 100% mark so everything has to be correct or I redo it.

All this effort just to have to spam apply jobs and for the privilege to wageslave fml
 
Ask a high iqcel on this forum, maybe they can help
it's not really an IQ thing its more of a knowledge thing

although if anyone is proficient with excel you could shoot me a private message, I am not investing a bunch of time into learning excel for one stupid assignment for the privilege to get a stupid degree to spam apply for jobs and wage slave
 
The professors at my thing are idiots I kind of obviously cheated and they have not noticed. I agree to cheat as much as I can but the only way now is to find someone to pay I cant be bothered anymore I am almost done though I just submitted an assignment, it requires I get a 100% mark so everything has to be correct or I redo it.

All this effort just to have to spam apply jobs and for the privilege to wageslave fml
It's more bearable if you have something specific you are trying to earn money for. Like to make yourself more desirable to your future wife or so you can go geomaxing in asia. If you are almost done you are in a far better position than I am at, assuming your degree is worth anything. Go make something out of it, we might not have too many decades left.
 
Like to make yourself more desirable to your future wife or so you can go geomaxing in asia
Yeah hopefully I can just find a foid here but if not I can geomaxx somewhere. But I do not have anything specific specific rn, it is hard to find motivation I have always hated school
If you are almost done you are in a far better position than I am at, assuming your degree is worth anything
Yeah kind of almost done, most of the work I can use chatgpt but it is not as simple as just copy paste its a bit of trial and error and I have to fix stuff up so it still takes some time so most of that is done, theres like 10 assignments to do and I literally came into this with prior experience from a job and even I can't do it properly because the way they mark shit is autistic and you need 100 percent, so idk how the other people studying it do it. The degree will be worth something and I have a good idea for a WFH job that will pay decent, i could make 6 figures eventually moving to a senior position. Although I am worried at some point AI could fuck me, I would hate to be 30 or 40 and then all this studymaxxing is for nought due to AI
 
Yeah hopefully I can just find a foid here but if not I can geomaxx somewhere. But I do not have anything specific specific rn, it is hard to find motivation I have always hated school

Yeah kind of almost done, most of the work I can use chatgpt but it is not as simple as just copy paste its a bit of trial and error and I have to fix stuff up so it still takes some time so most of that is done, theres like 10 assignments to do and I literally came into this with prior experience from a job and even I can't do it properly because the way they mark shit is autistic and you need 100 percent, so idk how the other people studying it do it. The degree will be worth something and I have a good idea for a WFH job that will pay decent, i could make 6 figures eventually moving to a senior position. Although I am worried at some point AI could fuck me, I would hate to be 30 or 40 and then all this studymaxxing is for nought due to AI
Think AI replacement is a risk for lots and lots of people, no way to avoid it in the long term. Once robotiks is solved I'm not sure there will by any profession unaffected by AI. No point in driving yourself crazy about it, if that many people will be harmed society will have to step in and do something.
 
Think AI replacement is a risk for lots and lots of people, no way to avoid it in the long term. Once robotiks is solved I'm not sure there will by any profession unaffected by AI. No point in driving yourself crazy about it, if that many people will be harmed society will have to step in and do something.
I suppose your right, but if it comes one occupation at a time it will take awhile for something to be done, so if my occupation was early on enough that there was not enough outrage I am fucked.

I made the decision to pursue this before chatgpt was big so its actually kind of the perfect job for me but I did not consider AI
 
@RegularManlet
@cemgaripoglu2

Good artists copy. Great artists steal.” - Pablo Picasso.

Just copy and paste other people's work from the internet. Change the structure of the sentence by moving portions of subsentences forward, and subsections backward. Also change the verbs to a synonym verbs, and change the transition words. Just stitch text information together from the web. This can also work with computer coding. These changes will throw the AI plagiarism detector and give you a pass for not plagiarism. I used to be like you. I used to be a low GPA student because all the work and research I do is original. However, I know that other students cheat the system and get higher GPA, by taking stuff online and making a few variations to fool the teachers. You don't go to university to learn stuff. University is to pass the filter and get your degree. Also, use Chegg and Coursehero, chatGPT, anything to your advantage.
Based good idea
 
Chat gpt?
Unfortunately for this no I need an actual human to do it, it appears hard to find someone reputable online that will do it that does not look like they will just scam.
Not sure why professors do not do this on the side to suplement income WFH, or perhaps I have not found them yet
 
Unfortunately for this no I need an actual human to do it, it appears hard to find someone reputable online that will do it that does not look like they will just scam.
Not sure why professors do not do this on the side to suplement income WFH, or perhaps I have not found them yet
Maybe you can get help from a brocel
What is your assignment about?
 
Maybe you can get help from a brocel
What is your assignment about?
this part specifically is on bookkeeping depreciating assets and there is some stuff where you just make excel spreadsheets but it does not appear to be so straightforward and I also have more money than patience
 
this part specifically is on bookkeeping depreciating assets and there is some stuff where you just make excel spreadsheets but it does not appear to be so straightforward and I also have more money than patience
Is that some accounting stuff? :feelsstudy:
 
It looks quite hard, man, good luck
I appreciate your kind words, its all I have to look forward to right now, completing it for good and hopefully I never have to look back
 

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