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Ascend with flat noodle or remain incel?

Ascend with flat noodle or remain incel?

  • Ascend with flat noodle

    Votes: 55 79.7%
  • Remain incel

    Votes: 14 20.3%

  • Total voters
    69
NBAYoungBoy

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Flat butt, flat chest, flat face

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Not a volcel cuck like you so yes I’d ascend with one of them
 
I'd fuck her so hard her ancestors would feel it :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh:
 
I actually like small breasts
 
Chinese girls forever
 
make the poll public so that we can see the volcels
 
Hell yeah. I want a domestic terrorist hapa son
 
Noodlewhores are overrated, but volcel if you wouldn't.
 
And the part the op (cuck) doesnt involve is super tight juicy pussy and extreme hotness when you cum inside + body contact
Like saying to a starved person sorry bro i dont have a 5k steak just some cheap pasta
 
And the part the op (cuck) doesnt involve is super tight juicy pussy and extreme hotness when you cum inside + body contact
Like saying to a starved person sorry bro i dont have a 5k steak just some cheap pasta
OP could easily ascend with noodles (his words) but chooses not to because he likes his foids nice and fat
 
i rather with a flat or thicc mayo tbh
 
Flat with a nice ass is justice
 
The noodlewhore
 
I'll almost take anything at this point.
 
who the fuck voted NO
 
Same. My only exception is not to be Super Obese. It’s just so gross like that’s all
that or super feminist/soy/trans/nonbinary etc bullshit
or muscular actually thats gross too
 
all this noodle hate is honestly just asian men that get cucked by whites :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh:
 
that or super feminist/soy/trans/nonbinary etc bullshit
or muscular actually thats gross too
Yes that too I don’t want a masculine looking girl with a low cut multicolored hair.
 
Yes that too I don’t want a masculine looking girl with a low cut multicolored hair.
non westernized asian women are short, quiet, modest and thin
I mean that's literally ALL I want from a foid. that's all.

they also tend to look 10+ years younger than they are which is an asset as they age
 
non westernized asian women are short, quiet, modest and thin
I mean that's literally ALL I want from a foid. that's all.

they also tend to look 10+ years younger than they are which is an asset as they age
Exactly but apparently this Is this too much to ask for? Literally a girl could do nothing and fit this standard but we’re picky? This world pisses me off so much.
 
Exactly but apparently this Is this too much to ask for? Literally a girl could do nothing and fit this standard but we’re picky? This world pisses me off so much.
literally ALL a foid has to do is not be a fatass and they will be a 7
and they CAN'T EVEN DO THAT :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Only if they look young.
 
As a ricecel you don't have the leeway to be picky :feelsseriously:
 
Ascend. I have no standards (don't be deformed)
 
volcel if you don't ascend.
 
Nothing wrong with noodle
 
Those noodlewhores, would have sky high smv in major liberal cities in America.

Tons of low to mid tier white males opt for those kinda noodlewhores instead of settle for 5'7 170lbs white foids (which is more of their looksmatch). And make Asian American men's situation from already extremely difficult to impossible.

I have not spent much time around white women (obviously) to truly assess if they want chads only or not. But given that they are usually taller and fatter on average, and thus, a lot more insecure, it would make sense that a lot of them have a chad only policy. Or any white male that is at least 6ft+ so that they can feel smaller/more feminine. I have always mentioned how white foids are so hostile and degenerate and I must admit that I should be more objective. They only seem like that to me as an Asian manlet and I'm sure that they are a lot more pleasant and feminine to white men in general or tall white men. Given the data. And a lot of white men, wouldn't necessarily view white foids as hostile the way that I do because of my experiences.
 
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I'd ascend ofc
 
You are crazy if you wouldn't. There is a flat noodle pornstar and guys with big dicks are lining up to fuck her. You people are never sattisfied.
 

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