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My oneitis just made out with Chad while lying on top of me and stabbing me to death with a knife.
I got better, fortunately.
But I felt very upset about it. Let me tell you, I thought she was a nice, understanding girl, and I was surprised to learn that she had whips and chains and engaged in weekly BDSM sessions with Chad. She was even into some of the same things I was into, like emo music and cutting myself! At first, I was too nervous to talk to her, even after seeing her wearing a Moss Icon band shirt. But eventually I got over my nerves, and ended up stuttering something about how she seemed cool and was into emo bands like me. We had a long conversation about how she cut herself when her last bf broke up with her, and since then I've been in love with her. I even cut her name on my left wrist.
But I felt that wasn't enough to show the true extent of my devotion to her. She agreed, saying, "Aw, that's cute, but it's just a flesh wound. I'd love it if you went further,.."
So I've spent a few weeks cutting myself into pieces, I even cut off my ear and sent it to her with a note saying, 'Nobody has ever loved you like I do.' She was impressed, and invited me over to her place. I felt so excited, I even made a .IS thread asking for advice on what to do! And I took notes based on that, and carried them to her house in my pocket with my condom.
But when I arrived, I couldn't find her. I heard some noise from her bedroom, and entered, only to see her naked on the bed with Chad, a dog, and a python. She covered herself modestly in her bedsheet, then walked over to me angrily and chained me to the floor. She called me a 'perv' and kicked me in the face. I got off on it, but I also felt betrayed.
"But you said you cared about me!" I shouted. I couldn't believe that she would lie about something like that.
"No. Also, I am your God, puny oneitiscuckcel. I demand a sacrifice! I will eat your heart for dinner tonight, simp."
Then she started fucking Chad and stabbing me to death.
Guys, what should I do? She's marrying Chad soon. I really love her, should I really attend her wedding (in a coffin)? I want to take a photo of her wedding dress so that I can treasure it forever. I already have a folder filled with pics of her dressed in emo band shirts and BDSM gear, named 'NAWALT', but it's not quite the same.
This is my oneitis btw:
I got better, fortunately.
But I felt very upset about it. Let me tell you, I thought she was a nice, understanding girl, and I was surprised to learn that she had whips and chains and engaged in weekly BDSM sessions with Chad. She was even into some of the same things I was into, like emo music and cutting myself! At first, I was too nervous to talk to her, even after seeing her wearing a Moss Icon band shirt. But eventually I got over my nerves, and ended up stuttering something about how she seemed cool and was into emo bands like me. We had a long conversation about how she cut herself when her last bf broke up with her, and since then I've been in love with her. I even cut her name on my left wrist.
But I felt that wasn't enough to show the true extent of my devotion to her. She agreed, saying, "Aw, that's cute, but it's just a flesh wound. I'd love it if you went further,.."
So I've spent a few weeks cutting myself into pieces, I even cut off my ear and sent it to her with a note saying, 'Nobody has ever loved you like I do.' She was impressed, and invited me over to her place. I felt so excited, I even made a .IS thread asking for advice on what to do! And I took notes based on that, and carried them to her house in my pocket with my condom.
But when I arrived, I couldn't find her. I heard some noise from her bedroom, and entered, only to see her naked on the bed with Chad, a dog, and a python. She covered herself modestly in her bedsheet, then walked over to me angrily and chained me to the floor. She called me a 'perv' and kicked me in the face. I got off on it, but I also felt betrayed.
"But you said you cared about me!" I shouted. I couldn't believe that she would lie about something like that.
"No. Also, I am your God, puny oneitiscuckcel. I demand a sacrifice! I will eat your heart for dinner tonight, simp."
Then she started fucking Chad and stabbing me to death.
Guys, what should I do? She's marrying Chad soon. I really love her, should I really attend her wedding (in a coffin)? I want to take a photo of her wedding dress so that I can treasure it forever. I already have a folder filled with pics of her dressed in emo band shirts and BDSM gear, named 'NAWALT', but it's not quite the same.
This is my oneitis btw: