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JFL bought a condom as an experiment...how the fuck are normies ok with this shit lmao

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Seriously, am I missing something? I bought a condom to jack off into as an experiment (jfl when your life reaches a lowpoint like this lmao) and it was absolutely the most suppressing, sex drive destroying thing I could imagine. I literally couldn't finish. Obviously it's different if you actually have a woman there but I can't imagine how anyone could accept this. No wonder that dumb normies have kids from fucking without protection, this shit is just beyond ridiculous lol.
 
Condoms are TERRIBLE (I fucked a hooker)

This is why teenage girls get pregnant
 
Fucking a pillow with a condom on feels amazing ngl
 
I mean if youre hooking up using tinder or at a club* then you want to use a condom. No pussy is worth std and pregnancy for most people.
 
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ded srs? I might try this ngl.

How did it compare to using hands
Far superior. Idk what OPs on about. I guess it might feel bad to jerk off wearing a condom but idk why. The lubrication make a real difference.
 
I mean if youre hooking up using tinder or at a bluc then you want to use a condom. No pussy is worth std and pregnancy for most people.
I mean, obviously I have no experience, this probably sounds like a massive cope but forget "No pussy is worth an std", it's more like "no pussy is worth fucking with a condom". I cannot understate how fucking unpleasant this shit was. Maybe it's better for circumcisedcels but It felt so unnatural. This must be how women feel when they fuck their sub8 betabuxx during his monthly starfish sex.
 
They don't want kids. And let's be real even without a condom the sex normies usually have is so passionless it probably would feel as good as when you used the condom.
 
Get the thin sensitive condoms
full
 
Just buy a fucking onahole bro
 
I got small dick, 4 inches, plus it's a strange shape, like a cone or some shit, i also have problems staying hard if i'm not CONSTANTLY stimulating myself, so i can only assume i'd never be able to get a condom on
(at least properly)
 
Condoms are TERRIBLE (I fucked a hooker)

This is why teenage girls get pregnant
WTF!? You aren’t a virgin? Damn, and I thought we could be brocels. :chad: :chad: :banhammer: :banhammer:
Jk, but how long ago was this?
 
I have never used one
 
Just contract a sexually transmitted disease.
 
I've never bought a condom, the cashier would probably laugh at me tbh
It's truly over
 
Roasties don't want sub chad men impregnating them, unless it's time to get a betabux.
 
It's not like we will ever get to use them anyway
 
They don't want kids. And let's be real even without a condom the sex normies usually have is so passionless it probably would feel as good as when you used the condom.
 
I bought condoms, found out I needed magnums as they were too tight. The feeling is so cucked. If I had a LTR I would never use them.
 
I also buy ones to experiment time ago
 
I got small dick, 4 inches, plus it's a strange shape, like a cone or some shit, i also have problems staying hard if i'm not CONSTANTLY stimulating myself, so i can only assume i'd never be able to get a condom on
(at least properly)
never even began tbh, I can't even imagine a cone-shaped dick
 
Every sexual experience I had involving a condom was ruined the very moment I slipped it on. The feeling was so unpleasurable that I either lost my erection or was unable to finish, therefore maintaining my virginity. Using a sexdoll and even my hand is better and I will be ordering a Tenga soon to see how that compares.
 
how much better is sex with a hooker over fapping.
tough to say. Also some hookers give you a blowjob without a condom, which is my goal next time. Overall it is better though
 
Seriously, am I missing something? I bought a condom to jack off into as an experiment (jfl when your life reaches a lowpoint like this lmao) and it was absolutely the most suppressing, sex drive destroying thing I could imagine. I literally couldn't finish. Obviously it's different if you actually have a woman there but I can't imagine how anyone could accept this. No wonder that dumb normies have kids from fucking without protection, this shit is just beyond ridiculous lol.
I tried this too in the past. It certainly feels weird.
 
OP did you try the thinnest condoms?

I got small dick, 4 inches, plus it's a strange shape, like a cone or some shit, i also have problems staying hard if i'm not CONSTANTLY stimulating myself, so i can only assume i'd never be able to get a condom on
(at least properly)
cone shape here as well. the head end the condom is loose.

never even began tbh, I can't even imagine a cone-shaped dick
its like a dick that didnt finish growing tbh its like pointy at head end
 
Condoms are TERRIBLE (I fucked a hooker)

This is why teenage girls get pregnant
The condom was probably part of my failure when I tried to escortcel. A lot of it was probably due to my medical problems though. Luckily i won't need to use condoms with my doll.

I am kind of glad I failed when I tried to escortcel. Giving money to hookers is cucked. They give away sex to chad freely but we have to pay.

I feel much safer and less pressured and under stress with a doll.
 
OP did you try the thinnest condoms?
I just bought some generic kind I found in a health store, so I guess not. I honestly couldn't imagine any kind working though, I think these things are designed with circumcisedcels in mind. Anyone who's circumcised seriously has my pity, literally zero pleasure at all.
 
Chad doesnt use one
 
I might aswell buy some condoms and jerk off,fucking a hooker might be the only option to lose my virginity before 20.
 
I bought a different size. Definitely was a fit problem before, but this is still like 30% as pleasurable as without a condom at MOST. JFL at calling fucking while wearing one of these things "sex".
 
I jerked off into a condom and I actually thought it was better than normal, it took me about 2 minutes to cum when it normally takes 6 minutes. The lubrication and tightness were great and I was also able to better stimulate the head which I normally don’t do because of chafing.
 

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