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JFL Brazilian women standards

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>be white
>penis between 15 to 20cm
>do not smoke and drink excessively
>1.80m tall
>lean or athletic
>vain and hygienic
>give me love and afflection
>don't cheat on me
 

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You should ask her body count ngl
 
That's cope, I have all of those and I'm still and incel in Brazil because my face is very ugly.

Real list of things you need:

- Chad looks

And that's it.
 
I pass all of those except height. But doesn't matter if your face is awful.
That's cope, I have all of those and I'm still and incel in Brazil because my face is very ugly.
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>be white
>penis between 15 to 20cm
>do not smoke and drink excessively
>1.80m tall
>lean or athletic
>vain and hygienic
>give me love and afflection
>don't cheat on me

All women have these standards, boyo.
 
That's cope, I have all of those and I'm still and incel in Brazil because my face is very ugly.
Yeah she's talking her standards for Chad, every time a woman talks about her standards you have to think that she is talking about her standards for Chad
 
Yeah she's talking her standards for Chad, every time a woman talks about her standards you have to think that she is talking about her standards for Chad
True. Good looks kinda goes without saying :feelsbadman:
 
I only have 3 requirements for a committed relationship:
> don't be a used cum rag
> don't be older than your teens
> don't be out of shape
 
That's cope, I have all of those and I'm still and incel in Brazil because my face is very ugly.

Real list of things you need:

- Chad looks

And that's it.
 
I only have 3 requirements for a committed relationship:
> don't be a used cum rag
> don't be older than your teens
> don't be out of shape
JFL at don't be older than your teens. It's over for 20 year olds.
 
As a fellow Brazilian, I can confirm this.
Seems like brazilians, arabcels and currycels are taking over here.
 
JFL at don't be older than your teens. It's over for 20 year olds.
I'd fuck a foid who's even in her 40's or 50's, but I was talking about having a serious relationship, not only fucking.
 
That's cope, I have all of those and I'm still and incel in Brazil because my face is very ugly.

Real list of things you need:

- Chad looks

And that's it.
 
All these requirements and the only thing she has is an used up pussy along a feminist attitude.
This. All she needs to do is to not be a landwhale, jfl.
 
I'll share what standards a Chinese Malaysian foid want:
Syarat Am (Common terms)

>penis minimum length of 15cm, No fast bananas)
>6+Decile scale
>1.70m tall
>Minimum weight of 60kg
>Minimum wage RM5000

Syarat Khas (Special terms)

>Must have at least a foreign car
>Treat her like a queen/princess/daughter
>Buy her things
>Be her emotional punching bag
>Not a political extremist (Not a right-wing, since 95% of the Chinese are left-wing)
>ResPecK WaHMen
>lean or athletic
>No nerdy hobbies (No gaming or Vidya)
>vain and hygienic
>give me love and affection
>don't cheat on me

If she's a Malay, than it will be 5M:
Makan (food), Motorbike, Marijuana, Mutts, Muslim (Since you have to convert to Islam if you choose to marry a Malay foid)
 
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hope she never gets anything and she is eaten by her cats
 

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