Went to the beach for my cousins birthday party yesterday. After I was 6 beers in some foids showed up who are the daughters of my uncles friends so they barley know my cousin or talked to him during they're time there. Regardless, I was tipsy enough to find them hot. Like these hoes were bug eyed and ugly but the alcohol mixed with not seeing a real woman in a while made me incredibly attracted to them. I decided to eyerape em from afar while not noticing I had a boner the whole time, thankfully nobody noticed.
