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Discussion Christcucks: If I go to heaven will there be gf?

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in allahbook they talk about 72 hoors for jihadis. will we lose our memories in heaven? will we get new gf? we already live in hell.
 
its truely over for allahcels
 
you might have to get a job in hell where they punish damned foids by making them fuck you
 
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there’s a river in hell where you forget your past if you drink from it
 
No, there is no gender in Heaven.
 
the only reason to believe in heaven is that the hope when you die, you will have your dream girl there. And everything will be fine. I can understand some faithcels believing in religion solely for that reason.
 
in allahbook they talk about 72 hoors for jihadis. will we lose our memories in heaven? will we get new gf? we already live in hell.
No point if u don't lose memories because all the damage done in formative years has left u so mentally broken you can't function as a normal man, or even as a cuck.

However if u do lose your memory, why do u care about heaven, it's not like u feel as though u are correcting for Ur shitty life.

Incels can't win, even by running heaven game
 
the only reason to believe in heaven is that the hope when you die, you will have your dream girl there. And everything will be fine. I can understand some faithcels believing in religion solely for that reason.
Certain religions after life u reincarnate or certain Christian interpretation where no gender. is it worth it then to religious max in those case!
 
Matthew 22:30

"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

there is no marriage in heaven.you will contemplate and see the most perfect being that could ever be(the women isn't even one percent of his perfection).You have something better that no women could ever give.As a sinful creature it's much more easy to see the beauty of a women then the beauty of god.
 
No, we will be all brothers and sisters.
 
Maybe stick to being a hindpoo dindpoo and just rape women instead. :feelskek:
 
Matthew 22:30

"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

there is no marriage in heaven.you will contemplate and see the most perfect being that could ever be(the women isn't even one percent of his perfection).You have something better that no women could ever give.As a sinful creature it's much more easy to see the beauty of a women then the beauty of god.
AMEN & AMEN !
 
Matthew 22:30

"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

there is no marriage in heaven.you will contemplate and see the most perfect being that could ever be(the women isn't even one percent of his perfection).You have something better that no women could ever give.As a sinful creature it's much more easy to see the beauty of a women then the beauty of god.
This basically.
 
in allahbook they talk about 72 hoors for jihadis. will we lose our memories in heaven? will we get new gf? we already live in hell.
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yes and she is 1400 years old
but if you don't take her flower
she will become one
 
I fucked up she's 15 centuries not 14, 14 was etna, 13 was laharl
by the way, i'm not saying foids can be funny, only that flonne was written in a funny way.
 
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Matthew 22:30

"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

there is no marriage in heaven.you will contemplate and see the most perfect being that could ever be(the women isn't even one percent of his perfection).You have something better that no women could ever give.As a sinful creature it's much more easy to see the beauty of a women then the beauty of god.
Pretty much this.

Marriage won't exist because it's a symbolic representation of what we'll have with everyone (In a non sexual way) in heaven, but like amplified by infinity.
 
it's pretty hard to get, I can't even beat normal baal tbh

I want the version where you can skip animations to replay

ever since I heard you can skip animations I hate them now

also want etna mode

also want nintendo's pvp option even though nobody will fight me
 
In heaven there will be no wagecucking so you will have infinite free time to develope waifubot.
 
sorry sweaty but you're an incel thus you automatically have a bad personality. People with bad persoanlities dont go to heaven.
 
in allahbook they talk about 72 hoors for jihadis. will we lose our memories in heaven? will we get new gf? we already live in hell.

And none of them poop so better lose the scat fetish
 
Matthew 22:30

"At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."

there is no marriage in heaven.you will contemplate and see the most perfect being that could ever be(the women isn't even one percent of his perfection).You have something better that no women could ever give.As a sinful creature it's much more easy to see the beauty of a women then the beauty of god.
ngl man even when I was christian I thought that this would be boring af jfl
 

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