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Overlord
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I am recalling all my college experiences and writing them in a post.
As you all know, in university I had a chad and normie canmate. They lived on other side of the bathroom and me and my incel roommate lived on other side. Our rooms were basically separated by the bathroom in middle.
They use to throw a lot of parties and invite girls which counted for a lot of sui fuel. One time it was a weekend and chad invited 3 girls over to his side of the room. I was taking a shower in evening like I always do when 3 girls from his side of room walked into the bathroom. Idk what they were doing but they flushed the toilet which made the shower water really hot for few seconds causing me to scream “wtf are you doing”, they were probably drunk cuz all I heard was laughing and they said oh sorry we didn’t know anyone was here. Which is a lie since you can easily hear shower noises in bathroom.
One of the girl pulled the shower curtain while I was shampooing my hair and all the other girls started laughing at me. One girl said this in a mocking tone “omg, it’s soooo big” and her friends laughed. I heard chad laugh in the background too which means he knew what’s up and he didn’t stop his hoes.
Which is funny tho cuz I seen that guys dick and it’s same size as me. But girls still tell him it’s huge when they are moaning and fucking him. Yes they are loud enough that I can here them on my side. But anyways I took my towel and ran in my room to avoid the humiliation.
Me and my roommate made a plan to get back at these hoes. Whenever they came in the bathroom after, I didn’t close the door from my side so they could t use it. Which was funny as fuck. One girl almost pissed herself. So they had to go out the building and use a public one in different building .
Later that night, the normie chads roommate apologized for those girls and invited me to their party. When I went i just saw normies getting drunk and talking about bs and girls sitting on chads lap. Girls making out with guys, Normies playing beer pong etc. I was sober as fuck so it seemed really stupid to me. No girl wanted to talk to me.
Later the building RA came cuz of noise complain so I ran to my room via the bathroom door and locked it pretended to be not be home when buildings RA knocked on my door.
Next day I got shit from normie cuz he said I bailed on them and didn’t stick with em. Later I found out RA took his student card and he got 3strikes which means he can’t throw anymore parties.
Which explained why they invited me to the party, it was in case they get busted they could use me as a scapegoat and ask me to give my student card to the RA since I didn’t have any strikes on my student card.
Lmao that clever bastard.
Anyways never trust these normies there is always a reason for niceness.
As for those hoes marking fun of me in bathroom, just think of the genders were reversed. 3 guys making fun of a naked girl? Yea that would be classified as rape and university would shit down and lose all their fundings. But since I am a guy, it’s all fun and I need to man up.
As you all know, in university I had a chad and normie canmate. They lived on other side of the bathroom and me and my incel roommate lived on other side. Our rooms were basically separated by the bathroom in middle.
They use to throw a lot of parties and invite girls which counted for a lot of sui fuel. One time it was a weekend and chad invited 3 girls over to his side of the room. I was taking a shower in evening like I always do when 3 girls from his side of room walked into the bathroom. Idk what they were doing but they flushed the toilet which made the shower water really hot for few seconds causing me to scream “wtf are you doing”, they were probably drunk cuz all I heard was laughing and they said oh sorry we didn’t know anyone was here. Which is a lie since you can easily hear shower noises in bathroom.
One of the girl pulled the shower curtain while I was shampooing my hair and all the other girls started laughing at me. One girl said this in a mocking tone “omg, it’s soooo big” and her friends laughed. I heard chad laugh in the background too which means he knew what’s up and he didn’t stop his hoes.
Which is funny tho cuz I seen that guys dick and it’s same size as me. But girls still tell him it’s huge when they are moaning and fucking him. Yes they are loud enough that I can here them on my side. But anyways I took my towel and ran in my room to avoid the humiliation.
Me and my roommate made a plan to get back at these hoes. Whenever they came in the bathroom after, I didn’t close the door from my side so they could t use it. Which was funny as fuck. One girl almost pissed herself. So they had to go out the building and use a public one in different building .
Later that night, the normie chads roommate apologized for those girls and invited me to their party. When I went i just saw normies getting drunk and talking about bs and girls sitting on chads lap. Girls making out with guys, Normies playing beer pong etc. I was sober as fuck so it seemed really stupid to me. No girl wanted to talk to me.
Later the building RA came cuz of noise complain so I ran to my room via the bathroom door and locked it pretended to be not be home when buildings RA knocked on my door.
Next day I got shit from normie cuz he said I bailed on them and didn’t stick with em. Later I found out RA took his student card and he got 3strikes which means he can’t throw anymore parties.
Which explained why they invited me to the party, it was in case they get busted they could use me as a scapegoat and ask me to give my student card to the RA since I didn’t have any strikes on my student card.
Lmao that clever bastard.
Anyways never trust these normies there is always a reason for niceness.
As for those hoes marking fun of me in bathroom, just think of the genders were reversed. 3 guys making fun of a naked girl? Yea that would be classified as rape and university would shit down and lose all their fundings. But since I am a guy, it’s all fun and I need to man up.