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Cope Confession of my most embarrassing incel habit. What are yours?

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When I was between say 20-33 I would spend a lot of time masturbating. Especially when hung over. The thing is i could sit and watch porn from the comfort of my coutch for up to 10 hours strait while jerking off and edging. The point was not to cum in all that time but just enjoy that feeling of being so close to orgasm all the time. It felt like heaven and I looked at both pictures and videos. I also developed a fascination for huge cumshots. After an 8 hour session of this your load would be out of this world. I saw big porn stars like Peter North cream and spray hot girl after hot girl with his enormous ejaculations. Powerful male orgasms became the ultimate display of power and I took great pride in being a male with a rich and extremely powerful cumshot. Seeing how men like Peter north blasted hot women with thick ropes of cum was exciting. I even used to record my own blasts after loooong jerk off sessions to imortalize them in a way. After like 4 hours of edging your balls would get sore from the enormous amount of fluid you were building up in them.

Being 40+ today those days are long gone and I miss them. My body and my horniness ain't what it used to be.

To acomplish this nowadays I have to use cialis or some shit and those pills costs a ton of money.

What are your most embarrassing incel behaviours?
 
what did i just read
 
any cringy redpill self improvement shit i guess
 
Paying for 37 escorts.
 
Give us the nasty details brocel. Elaborate please. What did you have those whores do to you for example?
Most of them were from agencies. I came raw in 5 older ones. Other than one really stinky homeless, but smoking hot girl, I have no bad stories. I just wanted sex and left.
 
Most of them were from agencies. I came raw in 5 older ones. Other than one really stinky homeless, but smoking hot girl, I have no bad stories. I just wanted sex and left.
Ok, well thanks for sharing brocel. Hope they didn't give you any std's those filthy animals.
 
From a bro cel to another ... I used to jerk off a lot until the réalisation that jerking off to porn or even your own imagination is just not natural at all ... the réalisation that a man no matter how horny he gets .. the natural thing to do is not to jerk off and not to even stroke his Dick to get an erection... a man is not supposed to touch his Dick to pleasure himself ever ... the ACT is just another form of addiction just like any drug and alcohol.. it make the human slows down and be not his complete potential all the time ... science has lied to us to make the act of masturbation ooo wow "it's a natural thing to do bro " "everyone must allow himself to pleasure him self bro " ""discover your body bro " ... masturbation as a MAN or a Woman makes you weak and affect your natural development as human being in BODY MIND AND SPIRIT just like drugs and alcohol ... it's a waste of energy and potential... I AM AT THE POINT where I still watch porn and shit and NEVER EVER AGAIN stroke or touch my Dick for pleasuring my self ... the erection comes and goes with no cumming or blue painful balls ..
 
The thing is i could sit and watch porn from the comfort of my coutch for up to 10 hours strait while jerking off and edging
This legend right here!
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From a bro cel to another ... I used to jerk off a lot until the réalisation that jerking off to porn or even your own imagination is just not natural at all ... the réalisation that a man no matter how horny he gets .. the natural thing to do is not to jerk off and not to even stroke his Dick to get an erection... a man is not supposed to touch his Dick to pleasure himself ever ... the ACT is just another form of addiction just like any drug and alcohol.. it make the human slows down and be not his complete potential all the time ... science has lied to us to make the act of masturbation ooo wow "it's a natural thing to do bro " "everyone must allow himself to pleasure him self bro " ""discover your body bro " ... masturbation as a MAN or a Woman makes you weak and affect your natural development as human being in BODY MIND AND SPIRIT just like drugs and alcohol ... it's a waste of energy and potential... I AM AT THE POINT where I still watch porn and shit and NEVER EVER AGAIN stroke or touch my Dick for pleasuring my self ... the erection comes and goes with no cumming or blue painful balls ..
That is based Bro. But I can't help myself wanting to relive those days again. It just felt so amazing! Addictive, yes! But so damn great!
 
That is based Bro. But I can't help myself wanting to relive those days again. It just felt so amazing! Addictive, yes! But so damn great!
Yes ... it's because modern man and women doesn't understand sexuality any more ... they both have become HyperSEXUAL braindead humans... heck they aren't even having sex correctly these days hahaha ... hey bro cel do you know what real sex Is ? Do you want to know?
 
Yes ... it's because modern man and women doesn't understand sexuality any more ... they both have become HyperSEXUAL braindead humans... heck they aren't even having sex correctly these days hahaha ... hey bro cel do you know what real sex Is ? Do you want to know?
I assume I do but I have never had the chance to experience it. That is why this habit started in the first place.
 
There was a Light Novel in which a previously unlovably ugly boy suddenly found himself in a world with reversed beauty standards, a world in which he now was at the very top of the sexual hierachy.

He approached a girl he always had a crush on, previously way out of his league, now thinking herself way too ugly to be worth his attention.

What I found so enjoyable about this fantasy was the idea of having my love and desire be not only accepted, but valued. The idea some cute girl would be happy to be wanted by me, the though it would make her feel uncontrolably excited, make her fantasize about would could happen between us.

When I was really unhappy, I would sometimes play out differend scenarios in my head, especially when lying in bed. I would imagine how I would approach a girl in a world like that, how I would tease her, how our dates would go. Those weren't exactly erotic fantasies, they were mostly just soothing to my heart.

Amongst the unending list of privileges women are gifted at birth, but never learn to appreciate, having your partner want to be desired by you, take pride in being with you and want to make you happy are amongst the most enviable to me.
 
That's not too embarrassing. Masturbation is the only cope incels have left. What you did is normal, just slightly awkward reading. My most embarrassing cope I have is probably making out with my pillow pretending it's a cute foid lol.
 
When I was really unhappy, I would sometimes play out differend scenarios in my head, especially when lying in bed. I would imagine how I would approach a girl in a world like that, how I would tease her, how our dates would go. Those weren't exactly erotic fantasies, they were mostly just soothing to my heart.
That's cute. Who did you imagine while fantasizing?
 
I assume I do but I have never had the chance to experience it. That is why this habit started in the first place.
No you don't... if you do know it understand it .. you will automatically stop jerking off and being a hyperSEXUAL dumbass... I personally was like that SADLY ... also me to never experienced sex ... do you want me to tell you RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ? it did change how I look to women sexuality and modern women whoring and actually less depressed from my inceldom tbh ...
 
There was a Light Novel in which a previously unlovably ugly boy suddenly found himself in a world with reversed beauty standards, a world in which he now was at the very top of the sexual hierachy.

He approached a girl he always had a crush on, previously way out of his league, now thinking herself way too ugly to be worth his attention.

What I found so enjoyable about this fantasy was the idea of having my love and desire be not only accepted, but valued. The idea some cute girl would be happy to be wanted by me, the though it would make her feel uncontrolably excited, make her fantasize about would could happen between us.

When I was really unhappy, I would sometimes play out differend scenarios in my head, especially when lying in bed. I would imagine how I would approach a girl in a world like that, how I would tease her, how our dates would go. Those weren't exactly erotic fantasies, they were mostly just soothing to my heart.

Amongst the unending list of privileges women are gifted at birth, but never learn to appreciate, having your partner want to be desired by you, take pride in being with you and want to make you happy are






amongst the most enviable to me.
I feel you Bro. I have also had fantasies of romance and sharing my bed with a girl. I think we all have.
 
No you don't... if you do know it understand it .. you will automatically stop jerking off and being a hyperSEXUAL dumbass... I personally was like that SADLY ... also me to never experienced sex ... do you want me to tell you RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ? it did change how I look to women sexuality and modern women whoring and actually less depressed from my inceldom tbh ...
Yes! Preach bro! Tell us more of how it is like.
 
That's not too embarrassing. Masturbation is the only cope incels have left. What you did is normal, just slightly awkward reading. My most embarrassing cope I have is probably making out with my pillow pretending it's a cute foid lol.
True indeed! But loading up the fluid in your balls for hours on end until you blast off like superman does feel a little awkward to confess.
 
Yes! Preach bro! Tell us more of how it is like.
No condoms

No birthControl

No contraception what so ever

No abortion


No any sort of medical treatment to help man or woman be able to conceive a child

Because if you aren't meant to have a child your body won't allow you to create one ...

Modern Sex is Not REAL SEX ... it is way less pleasurable then you imagine... and actually I feeling sorry for those Humping donkeys Modern man and women ... and I feel like I am missing nothing tbh

I invite you to read my last thread brocel ... it did help me ... it's in the bunker tho ..
 
Ok, well thanks for sharing brocel. Hope they didn't give you any std's those filthy animals.
Reputable escorts are honestly cleaner than the average woman.
 
Wanting death
 
No condoms

No birthControl

No contraception what so ever

No abortion


No any sort of medical treatment to help man or woman be able to conceive a child

Because if you aren't meant to have a child your body won't allow you to create one ...

Modern Sex is Not REAL SEX ... it is way less pleasurable then you imagine... and actually I feeling sorry for those Humping donkeys Modern man and women ... and I feel like I am missing nothing tbh

I invite you to read my last thread brocel ... it did help me ... it's in the bunker tho ..
I will check it out. You have some interesting points and views.
 
I will check it out. You have some interesting points and views.
The point is having sex is risky AF ... I mean if contraception méthodes and abortion didn't exist ... People will be way less promixious and marriage will be endorced and celebrated ... families will be established and you yourself and I won't be incels and those pump and dump Chad won't steal all the women from us
 
The point is having sex is risky AF ... I mean if contraception méthodes and abortion didn't exist ... People will be way less promixious and marriage will be endorced and celebrated ... families will be established and you yourself and I won't be incels and those pump and dump Chad won't steal all the women from us
The laws of nature Bro. And Jews have perverted them for us.

To my fellow brocells. I can't produce those big blasts of the past today. Not like back then. I used to collect clips with porn guys like Peter North and Jon Dough whom had superior blasts then those other men.

I listened to an interview with Peter North where he confessed to having sex with 14.000 girls in his lifetime. You just can't compare yourself with that!
 
The laws of nature Bro. And Jews have perverted them for us.

To my fellow brocells. I can't produce those big blasts of the past today. Not like back then. I used to collect clips with porn guys like Peter North and Jon Dough whom had superior blasts then those other men.

I listened to an interview with Peter North where he confessed to having sex with 14.000 girls in his lifetime. You just can't compare with that!
14 .000 girls means 14.000 EMBREGNATION... it's truly against the ways and laws of nature ... how was that even will be possible if not the use of contraception and abortion... do you get me broCel ... SEX is Not that way ... it have it rules that aren't meant to be broken ... the point is don't ever again be bothered by chads , sheeple normies , women having pump ans dump sex in the night clubs or even those brainwashed young teen in high-school... keep the husle bro and Why not try to find a wife and shit ...
 
I would be very happy to just have 1 girl to share my life with.

I used to be a real rope slinger just like spider man. The difference was mine were made of seamen. I remember how I used to scream out those extremely powerful cumshots that flew in thick cables across the room. That was in my mind how you dominated a girl. Hosing her down with sticky showers of fluid. I miss those times and wish I could go back for 10 more years of ejaculating ropes again.
 
I would be very happy to just have 1 girl to share my life with.

I used to be a real rope slinger just like spider man. The difference was mine were made of seamen. I remember how I used to scream out those extremely powerful cumshots that flew in thick cables across the room. That was in my mind how you dominated a girl. Hosing her down with sticky showers of fluid. I miss those times and wish I could go back for 10 more years of ejaculating ropes again.
I guess you must go look for a wife ... also even if you managed somehow to get married ... ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have sex without any CONTRACEPTION Methods and never ever let an abortion happen...
You should go I read the thread I just posted now
 
Living inside my head because it was more enjoyable.
Many lost years.
 
When I was between say 20-33 I would spend a lot of time masturbating. Especially when hung over. The thing is i could sit and watch porn from the comfort of my coutch for up to 10 hours strait while jerking off and edging. The point was not to cum in all that time but just enjoy that feeling of being so close to orgasm all the time. It felt like heaven and I looked at both pictures and videos. I also developed a fascination for huge cumshots. After an 8 hour session of this your load would be out of this world. I saw big porn stars like Peter North cream and spray hot girl after hot girl with his enormous ejaculations. Powerful male orgasms became the ultimate display of power and I took great pride in being a male with a rich and extremely powerful cumshot. Seeing how men like Peter north blasted hot women with thick ropes of cum was exciting. I even used to record my own blasts after loooong jerk off sessions to imortalize them in a way. After like 4 hours of edging your balls would get sore from the enormous amount of fluid you were building up in them.

Being 40+ today those days are long gone and I miss them. My body and my horniness ain't what it used to be.

To acomplish this nowadays I have to use cialis or some shit and those pills costs a ton of money.

What are your most embarrassing incel behaviours?
Who would win in a goon-off, you or verbalase?
 
I guess you must go look for a wife ... also even if you managed somehow to get married ... ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have sex without any CONTRACEPTION Methods and never ever let an abortion happen...
You should go I read the thread I just posted now
I read it and liked it Bro. You sure have a point in your teachings and I like it.
 
I read it and liked it Bro. You sure have a point in your teachings and I like it.
A lot of pain have faded away the moment of me realizing IT ... now go and preach it to the WORLD
 
That's cute. Who did you imagine while fantasizing?
Differend women, sometimes a slightly older woman already used to being treated badly, also adds another element of superiority/dominance/control by making me the younger lover. Sometimes a shy class mate. Depends on how I felt.
 
I would poop my pants a lot in school and coom on my bedroom carpet to the point my parents had to change it.
 
do you literally mean that you used to jerk off 10 hours straight or is it an exaggeration for effect.
Around 8-10 hours yes. My body can't take that shit anymore though. I have to depend on cialis if I wanted to try that shit again. Also, this was decades ago when I was younger and had more vitality.
 
When I was between say 20-33 I would spend a lot of time masturbating. Especially when hung over. The thing is i could sit and watch porn from the comfort of my coutch for up to 10 hours strait while jerking off and edging. The point was not to cum in all that time but just enjoy that feeling of being so close to orgasm all the time. It felt like heaven and I looked at both pictures and videos. I also developed a fascination for huge cumshots. After an 8 hour session of this your load would be out of this world. I saw big porn stars like Peter North cream and spray hot girl after hot girl with his enormous ejaculations. Powerful male orgasms became the ultimate display of power and I took great pride in being a male with a rich and extremely powerful cumshot. Seeing how men like Peter north blasted hot women with thick ropes of cum was exciting. I even used to record my own blasts after loooong jerk off sessions to imortalize them in a way. After like 4 hours of edging your balls would get sore from the enormous amount of fluid you were building up in them.

Being 40+ today those days are long gone and I miss them. My body and my horniness ain't what it used to be.

To acomplish this nowadays I have to use cialis or some shit and those pills costs a ton of money.

What are your most embarrassing incel behaviours?
Gooncel
 

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