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1999999⁹99999999999⁹ years ago, Yakub gave our bodies the ability to make shit. Because our bodies had no way to dispose of the food in our body originally. Overtime, the shit left on the ground gained sentience and started breeding fast with the other droplets of shit. It wasn't until Yakub was annoyed the ebonoid people for their laziness with leaving the shit on the ground. Yakub had a solution, he placed the 1000000000 kgs of shit in a empty subcontinent named India, which means land of shit in Yakub's tougue. 100 years later, the feces took on human traits like language and "culture" and "art" in order to emulate their human ebonoid counterparts. When Curries bath in cowshit, that is just them trying get in touch with their ancient ancestors.