I might try eboymaxxing. Wear flannels and cargo pants and vans and learn how to skate. I need pussy right now, man. I NEED PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!!
I used to have a longboard I would ride around sometimes, I quit doing so but I can't recall why.
And yeah, if you wanna try that go for it- makes more sense than gymmaxxing or moneymaxxing to get a whore.
SlayerSlayer had a thread on how you should only do cool things as a scrawny white guy
i tried to learn skating 2 years ago and a year ago but gave up after 2 days
id rather just drive or use a bike
id rather just drive or use a bike
Only works if your a teen
Nah I tried n i couldn't stand on the skate
in tony hawks underground
Why do lowIQcels struggle so hard with your/you're?
Leave me the fuck alone faggot
Sorry, but skating and wearing vans shoes won't get you laid
Bitch ass nigga crying over something this insignificant jfl
Says the one who sperged out on me for saying your instead of you're
"Leave me the fuck alone faggot" is impossible to read without imagining a shrill low T voice cracking up
It's over for you buddy boyo holy shit
You lost me in the beginning they are gonna think you listen to Travis Scooter
Always count on spics to be there where a cumskin goes unsucked
Says the one who cry's about muh JBW
I tried when I was a teenager, you need to be good before you go to skate parks, you get roasted for being shit 
first be good looking
No. In 8th(9th?) grade i remember my skater ''friend'' took me to the skatepark to help me learn and literally everyone there mogged me to hell and back
They were also not friendly to newer skaters like me and were just assholes in general (didn't stop them slaying stacies left and right). So I quit about 1 month after starting jfl
They were also not friendly to newer skaters like me and were just assholes in general (didn't stop them slaying stacies left and right). So I quit about 1 month after starting jfl
Skating is still Chad only.
If you like it though then you do you. Any kind of physical activity or exercise is good.
If you like it though then you do you. Any kind of physical activity or exercise is good.
R
I did an ollie once
Are you stuck in the early 2000/2010s? That culture is dead, man. People now just dress in pajamas and look at memes. Is a skater emo punk hipster Indie Skater Midwestern white boy scene is dead man. Stop trying to pretend emo is in. Be an adult dress normal comfortable clothes and look at memes onlune, that's the way to be. Anybody who follows us up culture is somebody who obviously lacks Self esteem and confidence for themselves Trying to fit in to a group of douchebags that don't care whether you live or die. Very saddened pathetic glad I gave that shit up in my late teens. You gotta be a grown up sometime man. Either you're attractive or not that's why you're here. Do something else to cope maybe lift weights get in shaped read books write Create a youtube channel Take up a fun hobby. Anything is better than trying to be a clown that is not you.
Honestly I haven't seen a kid on a skateboard since 2009. It's just not in any more.
My genetics are too subhuman to learn skating. Besides, i would look extremely pathetic by engaging in such activity due to my ugly ethnic appearence.
And his take is absolutely based. As an ugly man, you're going to inevitably lose, despite all the astronomical effort, due to failo effect.
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