does masturbation make time move faster?

[fukurou]

time doesn't always move the same in ones head.

school felt like hundreds of year
work felt like time moves very slowly
but vacations usually feel short.

tho time is technically the same.

I don't have a way to test this theory.
but maybe when one jacks off time moves faster in his head.

like you would jack it 4 times a day and suddenly the day time is over

 

[subhuman]

Yes when I’m gooning time flies by

 

[Grim_Reaper]

I'm not sure. I never bothered caring to think about that.

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

I often fall asleep afterwards and then realise that hours are gone.

 

[Tarquinius]

It temporarily increases your brain function (when you coom), and that causes time to slow down due to higher processing speed.

 

[Pancakecel]

When I cant ejaculate yeah, spent two hours yesterday jacking it but couldn't cum (thanks kike pills).

 

[Ecstasy]

@Sneir what do you think?

 

[fukurou]

It temporarily increases your brain function (when you coom), and that causes time to slow down due to higher processing speed.

I agree, I code best after jizzin

 

[Govid_Dorious]

When I cant ejaculate yeah, spent two hours yesterday jacking it but couldn't cum (thanks kike pills).

eat ze kikepill from big pharma and be happy

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

No, it fries your brain which makes everything go slower

 

[Moeggels]

Time flies when you're having fun

 

[Martes]

No, it fries your brain which makes everything go slower