Based Dress as Postal dude for halloween to scare people

[blackedpiller]

A last few Halloweens ago I scared people dressing as a guy from a band and totally scared people shitless, even dudes in large groups or couples, they all fell silent, and moving out of the way because they thought I'd do something, I actually enjoyed it because it felt empowering and nobody has balls to fuck with me And the funny thing is I didn't even say a word, I just always smiled and starred at people while walking around, one time I was walking on a lonely dark side walk and a couple came walking towards my way and the guys gf was facing towards me, I was looking at them smiling and when they got closer the guy pulled his girl closer to hime, it was glorious,

so I'm gonna dress as the postal dude this Halloween, A guy in a trench coat with boots, shades and a stuffed cat with a shoved shotgun up it's ass, wouldn't people be scared

 

[The Abyss]

Just hold a sign saying you're unvaxed, scare 'em & make them hostile.

 

[blackedpiller]

Just hold a sign saying you're unvaxed, scare 'em & make them hostile.

Hell yeah ima do that in my old libtard college

 

[bruhwtf]

then actually shoot people for the best halloween cosplay

 

[blackedpiller]

then actually shoot people for the best halloween cosplay

 

[MillionBashStream97]

If you don't piss on Chads and Stacies, you are a VolPostalcel.

 

[blackedpiller]

If you don't piss on Chads and Stacies, you are a VolPostalcel.

Now the flowers will grow

 

[NorthernWind]

This probably would scare them more .

 

[Mango]

This probably would scare them more .

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Easiest trick in the book.

 

[darkdungeon]

You'd just look like a dork

 

[Lone-Star]

Just hold a sign saying you're unvaxed, scare 'em & make them hostile.