Divergent_Integral
Spastic ricecel, heightmogged by 99.74% of men
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Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)
One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.
Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.
If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.
Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.
If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
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