JFL feeling really down about my blown out roast beef

[Lv99_BixNood]

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i remember a guy friend in high school one time said to me "hey i saw a porn video last night of a girl who looked like you but she had beef curtains." and there was always lots of beef curtains jokes at the lunch table and my blood would always run cold.

i went to get an IUD placed and they said my uterus was too big/enlarged for the copper IUD. i cried the whole way home. ugly vagina, big fat uterus. what else could be wrong with me.

i went to gyno today and during the pap smear, she struggled with the speculum and finding my cervix. they had to changed the speculum size three times. i was mortified but tried to jest and said "so what does that mean about the anatomy of my vagina that you had to get the biggest speculum..."

But of course her boyfriend is a Chad:

my current partner has slept with a lot of women.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Like dropping a hotdog into a manhole

They had to get the horse speculum for her.

 

[Incedel]

This is why I love being a woman hater because you know it gets to them one way or another

 

[Epedaphic]

When I started having sex

Fuck this world and the easy mode life that women are afforded for doing nothing. She says that as if it’s just a normal part of routine life. Fucking stupid cunt bitch.

 

[Epedaphic]

This shit infuriated me for some reason