- Dec 2, 2019
Last week I was waiting at a bus stop. Bus arrives and I try to squeeze in so I can find a seat for my fat ass. All of a sudden some dipshit cocksucker in his mid 20's grabs my shoulder from behind and says: "No cutting the line, boy". I wasn't even skipping line, I was the first standing by the bus door! Motherfucker was like 6'1, while I'm 5'2 so he thinks he can call me a boy?! I AM 21 YEARS OLD!!! I ignored him and still got on the bus. I need to get a handgun and have it on display in public so everyone thinks twice before disrespecting me, but considering my fucking height people would probably think it's a nerf gun.