I was walking back home the elderly heroine of my multiple pathetic stories.
Out talk consisited mainly of exchanging info on dental procedures we performed, me roasting her old ass and getting into a playfight.
It went like this.
We were chatting about predictions in the future.
304 said something along the lines: "Who are we to tell what's gonna happen next?"
I responded with: "You know how predictions are made, lemme show you. In 3 seconds your left arms is gonna hurt like a motherfucker."
And I smacked her.
She started punching on my arm like a weakling that she is and stole my baseball cap.
Unfazed, I retrieved my most valued possession.
She asked: "Did it hurt? I bet it did."
I laughed at her and said no.
The rest of our journey resulted in me being amused at her cost, her looking like she had a stick up her ass and making some lazy remarks about what's goin' on.
Out talk consisited mainly of exchanging info on dental procedures we performed, me roasting her old ass and getting into a playfight.
It went like this.
We were chatting about predictions in the future.
304 said something along the lines: "Who are we to tell what's gonna happen next?"
I responded with: "You know how predictions are made, lemme show you. In 3 seconds your left arms is gonna hurt like a motherfucker."
And I smacked her.
She started punching on my arm like a weakling that she is and stole my baseball cap.
Unfazed, I retrieved my most valued possession.
She asked: "Did it hurt? I bet it did."
I laughed at her and said no.
The rest of our journey resulted in me being amused at her cost, her looking like she had a stick up her ass and making some lazy remarks about what's goin' on.
