SuicideFuel [FURNITUREPILL] Go home boyos, femoids fuck furniture since young.

[Blacktarpill]

I'm into this(please don't judge me and. i'm not a cuck)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture

 

[Subhumancel]

Am i chad because i used to hump the pillow as a teenager ?

 

[Guest2]

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PAX Wardrobe
White/tyssedal white

£565
200 x 60 x 236 cm
690.960.00
10 year guarantee. Read about the terms in the guarantee brochure. View more product information
The price reflects selected options
Knobs and handles are sold separately.

How can we compete? 79x24x93 INCHES of pure splintering pleasure. And, as expected, it only comes in white. Double whammypill. Oh and knobs come separately? It's because they don't want knobs anymore, just wood.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Why would femoids fuck a table over us?
1. Dining table legs are 29", which leaves about an inch for top thickness.
2. They are atleast 7inches thick or more
3. They dont cum, foids can fuck them until forever.
4. They can have any face, they would stick a picture of chad and proceed to fuck it.
5. They are 30inches big br0000 u stand a chance???
6. While daddy eats his food little does he know thats his little girls sex toy. Already taking 30 inch table legs sets her up for going only for 7 inches+

WHAT U HAVE SAY ABT THIS CUCKTEARS??? teeheeee

 

[Smallframecel]

WHAT U HAVE SAY ABT THIS CUCKTEARS??? teeheeee

oh sweetly don't u see even the table and chairs have a better personality than u racists and women hating incels

 

[Involuntarily]

I think I'm famous

[BRUTAL STAROPILL]

 

[Sniffles]

I've always considered furniture to be one of the greatest copes someone could have. But not like that

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Hello sorry mods. But the furniturepill is more prevelant than ever. And people thought I was crazy.

Every object around the house is intentionally being set out to be some sort of sexual thing. So go and invest in a wardrobe that will be used by some random foid guest at your house.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Brutal furniturepill

 

[InMyCellInHell]

lol if the furniture is wooden and they end up getting a sliver up their ass while molesting it. Try explaining that one, whores.

 

[Guest2]

PAX Wardrobe
White/tyssedal white

£565
200 x 60 x 236 cm

Massive wardrobe

 

[Invalidusername]

looks/heightpill>JBWpill>dogpill>FURNITUREPILL

 

[polar inertia]

never heard of the cucumberpill? foids can use anything to replace your dick