[Serious] Got asked by cute cashier if I'm over 16yo ...

nice_try

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... I'm 28.
Fuck my life.
Life as an incel is like a comedy, they should make a movie about it.
The beer tastes excellent, tho.
 
LastGerman

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Stop validating her.
 
RegisterUserName

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She wanted to fuck
 
Sans

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... I'm 28.
Fuck my life.
Life as an incel is like a comedy, they should make a movie about it.
The beer tastes excellent, tho.
I hope they do make a comedy about incel life, but it would have rice directed/written by incels and not normies/cucks/roasties so that our life isn’t misrepresented.
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Cashier talking to you

:chad: :chad::chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
Invalidusername

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cashier talking to you without projectile vomiting at your subhuman face
i didn't know jeremy meeks browsed this forum
 
Valiant Virgin

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She was giving you IOIs bro!
 
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She wants you to ravage her pussy
 
nice_try

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She asked me if I'm over 16yo, because buying beer is legal at age 16, if you didnt know
No, I'm not retarded, my English is just bad.
I have autism
 
quinn24

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She asked me if I'm over 16yo, because buying beer is legal at age 16, if you didnt know

I have autism
im 20 and i still have to wait a year to buy alcohol

jfl at usa
 
gymletethnicel

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Shave bald to at least look like an adult.
 
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There was a puddle underneath her at that moment :chad:
 
HumanTrash

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The cucked laws here require to ask for id if you look under 30 even though the age to be able to buy is 18
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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I'm thinking about getin a face tattoo so much ...
Low inhibition slayer if you do. But other men will see you as a threat and feel the need to attack you. Like a pitbull when you stare at it. If srs of course
 
TheSecondComing

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Brutal agepill, if you look like a kid, it's over.
 
Dionysus

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i'd rather look younger than older tbh
 
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I didn’t get carded when I bought alcohol on my 21st bday. :feelsbadman:
 
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elab on the context, very brutal if she said it in a mocking tone
 
Cleftcel

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if you are younger than you look then your window for ascending is longer, potential lifefuel
 
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Legit lold op jfl let me guess recessed chin? U will always look like a kid if ur chin is poo poo pee pee unless u got radioactivr chernobyl skin that makes u look old or beard
 
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I'd rather be carded than asked if I qualify for a senior discount.
 
seija

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Didn't know that Chad LARPed on here.

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Nothingness

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It seems to me that we have couple of real incels here...
 
1 Samuel 16:7

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Legit.
Also, i'm 19 and people still think i'm like 12 to 14
I wonder if it's because of your skin or bones. I've looked at least five years older than my age for three years now and it's not fun.
 
MSCW

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In my case it was the lack of bones.
 
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you will soon have sex with her.
 
nice_try

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Not sure if you understand ....
Beer is legal at age 16 here. Cashiers HAVE TO ASK YOUR AGE if they suspect that you might be younger than that ...
 
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Are you a germancel ?
 
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She wanted your dick
 
Words2_live_bye

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I wonder if it's because of your skin or bones. I've looked at least five years older than my age for three years now and it's not fun.
It's a mix of things.
Recessed chin
manlet
teen sounding voice (younger teen)
fat, which makes my face look more round and younger
 
HumanTrash

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Some cashiers ask just because they don't like your face and they want to potentially ruin your buying if you don't have ID with you
 
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