A classmate would pass out condoms when we were 13/14. He was black and cool. He was fucking a few girls in school and we thought he was a king/slayer. His Uncle used to buy him the condoms. His Uncle also used to take him to strip clubs lol so that was also a bit weird. Anyway, he gave me a few condoms throughout the school year. I would just blow them up and make water balloons or do something silly with them. I knew I wasn't going to use them for their intended purpose. My parents found a condom in my backpack once and thought I was fooling around with girls. They bought me..wait. I think they bought me condoms or either gave me the money to buy my own condoms at age 15 when I entered HS. I was just entering HS so I figured I may start having sex soon so I tried a few of the condoms on to see how they fit and also fapped into them to see how the cum leaks out so I don't embarrass myself in front of a girl.
Then fast forward to college. I'm a Freshman in college and bought myself a huge bundle of condoms from Costco because everybody hyped up college and said everyone has sex at college and there are nothing but whores left and right just fucking everybody. I got so excited I literally kept a box of condoms on me at all times during college.
I never used a single one. I would pass them out to a few buddies if I knew they needed one but otherwise I eventually got kicked out of college and had a whole bunch of condoms leftover. I got really sexually frustrated and went through a phase where I would fuck a sextoy for a year or two. I used to fuck the sex toy with a condom on in hopes I was getting practice for when I could fuck the real thing. That got old real fast and I still had tons of condoms from years prior. Around this time my cousin (13/14) got a girlfriend so I lent him a few thinking it would take a while for him to use it. Fucker used them all over a weekend and asked me for more. I never realized he was such a Chad and eventually gave him all my supply and he used them as a teenager with all his girlfriends and side hoes. It really made me sad for a really long time. I even ended up giving away my two special condoms that I wanted to keep with me because they looked cute. One was a kuma condom that a girl gave me back in college. I think I got it because I was in anime club. Then another Hello Kitty condom that a few aides were passing out in college as well. A cute aide walked up to me during lunch and gave me a condom and a sex pamphlet. This is going to sound stupid but I was hoping to use those two condoms for my "first" since I thought it was neat. God how fucking loser I am
