How do I LDAR?

[_Lonely_]

How do I successfully LDAR?

I'm in school and I have extra curriculars that my parents force me to do. I also hit the gym (home gym).

How should I LDAR?

 

[LesscoBlob]

You LDAR by becoming a NEET.

 

[_Lonely_]

You LDAR by becoming a NEET.

How do I become a NEET

 

[Sexless incel]

How do I become a NEET

By quitting school and education and depend on other peoples grace

 

[LesscoBlob]

How do I become a NEET

NEET stands for Not in Employment or Education or Training. So what you have to do to become a NEET is to quit school.

 

[_Lonely_]

NEET stands for Not in Employment or Education or Training. So what you have to do to become a NEET is to quit school.

I can't do that because no one would support me

 

[nowayout]

By quitting school and education and depend on other peoples grace

Or, if that's impossible, become homeless. Certainly not preferable, but technically fits the definition of both NEET and LDAR

 

[_Lonely_]

By quitting school and education and depend on other peoples grace

Leechmaxxxing

 

[LesscoBlob]

I can't do that because no one would support me

Then you can't become a NEET

 

[_Lonely_]

Then you can't become a NEET

So I can't LDAR without becoming a NEET?

 

[LesscoBlob]

So I can't LDAR without becoming a NEET?

Technically not. However many incels claim to LDAR when they have free time.

 

[_Lonely_]

Technically not. However many incels claim to LDAR when they have free time.

What do I do to LDAR in my free time?

 

[GermanManlet]

What do I do to LDAR in my free time?

 

[Tax]

What do I do to LDAR in my free time?

It stands for lay down & rot

 

[Animecel2D]

You lie down and rot. Dont get out of bed and stare at the ceiling for the whole day, repeat this for a whole week and you will come to understand the LDAR lifestyle

 

[_Lonely_]

It stands for lay down & rot

Yeah I know lol but activities do I do

 

[_Lonely_]

You lie down and rot. Dont get out of bed and stare at the ceiling for the whole day, repeat this for a whole week and you will come to understand the LDAR lifestyle

Can I play vidya

 

[Tax]

Yeah I know lol but activities do I do

Video games, pirate movies, watch YouTube, eat food, etc

 

[Animecel2D]

Can I play vidya

Of course, playing vidya in bed is the pinnacle of the LDAR lifestyle

 

[Balantol]

How to LDAR
1. Find a comfy place to lay down. Bed or carpeted floor preferable. Pillow recommended. Pro tip: avoid tile and hardwood flooring
2. Find a comfy position to lay down in. Some positions include on your back, on your side, and on your stomach. I personally enjoy the starfish position
3. Remain laying down for as long as you can, preferably until you die. Unfortunately most of the time you can only LDAR for so long until you have to get up and continue existing. Unless you kill yourself (in minecraft), then you can forever LDAR in your casket or urn.

 

[ilieknothing]

You LDAR by doing nothing

 

[I want to believe]

Stop hitting the gym.

 

[_Lonely_]

Stop hitting the gym.

But that's a positive thing in my life

 

[I want to believe]

But that's a positive thing in my life

You just need to lay down and rot, okay?

 

[Asgard]

You just need to lay down and rot, okay?

Inkwell lifehack!

 

[ragequiter]

I LDAR by playing sleeping seals all by myself.

 

[Deleted member 44784]

Over, no LDAR for poorcels

I can't do that because no one would support me