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The very first thing to know when a woman starts to initiate a fight with you, is can you run away. The worst thing you can do is to run a way from a dog, but running away from a woman has the opposite effect. Women have the instinct to NOT chase ugly men. Chasing you down is AGAINST their instinct. They only chase Chad.
She might taunt you and call you a pussy and you will be labeled a coward, but it is far less emasculating than being reduced to a pulp by one.
Anyways, if running is not an option the next very thing to do is to know your surroundings. If you are in public, YOUR BEST CHANCE is to Prolong the fight and play defense until somebody breaks it up. This way you won't be on the ground sounding like a dying pig gasping for air, nor you would look like a fleeing coward. You can even play the ''I don't hit girls'' card. Basically you can say you could have knocked her out if you wanted, but you have manners and morals. Your manhood will still be intact.
If nobody is around or refuses to help you, the best way is to ''flop'' to end the fight. Basically what I mean is to act more hurt than you actually are. You might give her the satisfaction of ''owning you in one blow.'' but at least your body will be in tact.
The next thing is to IDENTIFY the kind of opponent. Each kind of woman fights differently.
I am going to list THREE KINDS of women to NEVER UNDERESTIMATE in a fight.
#1 The super skinny hipster/emo girl wearing boots. Let's call her Tiffany. (I am writing a novel based off of a girl like her and Tiffany was the name I used)
Literally, I was beat up by this kind of girl in high school once. She has an uncanny resemblance to her, blue hair, striped shirt, and boots. She even wore that same kind of necklace. I had real first hand experience fighting a girl like her.
One thing to know about a girl like Tiffany is that she is so skinny but she moves like ninja! Her punches add up pretty quick, and are very precise, but whatever you do, DO NOT PUT SPACE BETWEEN YOU AND HER. Her punches hurt like hell after a short while, but a girl like her LOVES to KICK HIGH and FAST! Especially if she is wearing boots. My real life fight with someone like her ended as soon as she kicked me in the stomach. Her boot was like a bullet, literally a girl like her can instantly launch her leg in the air in a split second. I literally collapsed as the wind got knocked out of me like a deflating ball. I couldn't run, and nobody was around after school to pull her off of me.
So my best advice would be to keep close to her, she is too fast for you, you are going to get hit. It is best to try to absorb her fast but light punches than endure being kicked by her. Tiffany can not do any serious damage to you with her punches, so its best to either flop or tough it out until someone stops it.
Here is Tiffany
#2 The Chubby Girl
The next kind of girl isn't as FAST and LETHAL as Tiffany is. She has a completely different fighting style, and if you not aware, it can end badly for you. Lets call her "Melissa''
Now, I had seen plenty of chubby/fat girls fight. They do not tend to punch or kick as much. If they are smart, they will try to throw their heavy weight against you, grab you and try to wrestle you to the ground. Melissa is not as dangerous as Tiffany is.. But Melissa is quicker to anger, like that fat angry feminist she is, she is more likely to want to start a fight with you than Tiffany.
To fight a Melissa, you do the opposite of what you do with Tiffany. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. Melissa is not a speedy ninja that can kick at 1000 mph. She is most likely going to charge you, and try to get close to her. Just dance around her, make sure you put yourself in a wide open space to move around. It is very easy to survive a fight against her even when alone. Just don't her corner you or bait you into getting closer, if you do, things will get nasty.
Here is Melissa
#3 The Stacey.
No matter how much or how little about fighting a 10/10 Stacey knows, she still has her superior genetics. She has a Superior Frame, Longer Legs, Better Bone Structure, muscles that are naturally stronger than yours, and better hand eye coordination.
I have nothing much to say about fighting Stacy. They hardly waste their time with genetically inferior men like us. There is only one kind of situation where a Stacey would try to fight you, it is a situation where she thinks she needs to defend herself. All because you forgot your place in society and decided to ''ask her out.''
A Stacey is able inflict serious damage to you no matter what you do. She can reduce you into a pulp in seconds. Fortunately, she doesn't like to waste her time on you, so the key is to disengage and run away, which was the very first step you should try doing.
Here is a Stacey
I hope this guide helps my fellow weakcels. Of course, none of this substitutes for actual self defense training, this is only based off of my personal experience of watching people fight and being in a fight with a girl.
What are some of your guys experiences with fighting. I had been horrible at it all of my life, but I seemed to learn by watching others and watching movies.
She might taunt you and call you a pussy and you will be labeled a coward, but it is far less emasculating than being reduced to a pulp by one.
Anyways, if running is not an option the next very thing to do is to know your surroundings. If you are in public, YOUR BEST CHANCE is to Prolong the fight and play defense until somebody breaks it up. This way you won't be on the ground sounding like a dying pig gasping for air, nor you would look like a fleeing coward. You can even play the ''I don't hit girls'' card. Basically you can say you could have knocked her out if you wanted, but you have manners and morals. Your manhood will still be intact.
If nobody is around or refuses to help you, the best way is to ''flop'' to end the fight. Basically what I mean is to act more hurt than you actually are. You might give her the satisfaction of ''owning you in one blow.'' but at least your body will be in tact.
The next thing is to IDENTIFY the kind of opponent. Each kind of woman fights differently.
I am going to list THREE KINDS of women to NEVER UNDERESTIMATE in a fight.
#1 The super skinny hipster/emo girl wearing boots. Let's call her Tiffany. (I am writing a novel based off of a girl like her and Tiffany was the name I used)
Literally, I was beat up by this kind of girl in high school once. She has an uncanny resemblance to her, blue hair, striped shirt, and boots. She even wore that same kind of necklace. I had real first hand experience fighting a girl like her.
One thing to know about a girl like Tiffany is that she is so skinny but she moves like ninja! Her punches add up pretty quick, and are very precise, but whatever you do, DO NOT PUT SPACE BETWEEN YOU AND HER. Her punches hurt like hell after a short while, but a girl like her LOVES to KICK HIGH and FAST! Especially if she is wearing boots. My real life fight with someone like her ended as soon as she kicked me in the stomach. Her boot was like a bullet, literally a girl like her can instantly launch her leg in the air in a split second. I literally collapsed as the wind got knocked out of me like a deflating ball. I couldn't run, and nobody was around after school to pull her off of me.
So my best advice would be to keep close to her, she is too fast for you, you are going to get hit. It is best to try to absorb her fast but light punches than endure being kicked by her. Tiffany can not do any serious damage to you with her punches, so its best to either flop or tough it out until someone stops it.
Here is Tiffany
#2 The Chubby Girl
The next kind of girl isn't as FAST and LETHAL as Tiffany is. She has a completely different fighting style, and if you not aware, it can end badly for you. Lets call her "Melissa''
Now, I had seen plenty of chubby/fat girls fight. They do not tend to punch or kick as much. If they are smart, they will try to throw their heavy weight against you, grab you and try to wrestle you to the ground. Melissa is not as dangerous as Tiffany is.. But Melissa is quicker to anger, like that fat angry feminist she is, she is more likely to want to start a fight with you than Tiffany.
To fight a Melissa, you do the opposite of what you do with Tiffany. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. Melissa is not a speedy ninja that can kick at 1000 mph. She is most likely going to charge you, and try to get close to her. Just dance around her, make sure you put yourself in a wide open space to move around. It is very easy to survive a fight against her even when alone. Just don't her corner you or bait you into getting closer, if you do, things will get nasty.
Here is Melissa
#3 The Stacey.
No matter how much or how little about fighting a 10/10 Stacey knows, she still has her superior genetics. She has a Superior Frame, Longer Legs, Better Bone Structure, muscles that are naturally stronger than yours, and better hand eye coordination.
I have nothing much to say about fighting Stacy. They hardly waste their time with genetically inferior men like us. There is only one kind of situation where a Stacey would try to fight you, it is a situation where she thinks she needs to defend herself. All because you forgot your place in society and decided to ''ask her out.''
A Stacey is able inflict serious damage to you no matter what you do. She can reduce you into a pulp in seconds. Fortunately, she doesn't like to waste her time on you, so the key is to disengage and run away, which was the very first step you should try doing.
Here is a Stacey
I hope this guide helps my fellow weakcels. Of course, none of this substitutes for actual self defense training, this is only based off of my personal experience of watching people fight and being in a fight with a girl.
What are some of your guys experiences with fighting. I had been horrible at it all of my life, but I seemed to learn by watching others and watching movies.
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