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Story I asked Google Bard to start writing a movie script about Incels.is. Pick Part 1 of the story.

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Draft 1

INT. INCEL FORUM - DAY

A group of young men sit around a computer, looking at a forum for incels.

MAN 1: I'm so tired of being alone.

MAN 2: Me too. I've never had a girlfriend.

MAN 3: It's not fair. Women only want Chads.

MAN 4: We need to do something about it.

MAN 5: What?

MAN 4: I don't know. But we can't just sit here and take it anymore.

The men nod in agreement.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

The men walk down the street, wearing masks and hoodies.

MAN 1: Where are we going?

MAN 4: To a bar.

MAN 2: Why?

MAN 4: Because that's where the Chads are.

The men arrive at a bar and go inside.

INT. BAR - NIGHT

The men scan the room, looking for Chads.

MAN 1: There they are.

They see a group of good-looking men sitting at a table.

MAN 4: Let's go.

The men walk over to the table.

MAN 4: What's up, Chads?

CHAD 1: What do you want?

MAN 4: We want to talk to you about your privilege.

CHAD 1: What privilege?

MAN 4: The privilege of being attractive. The privilege of being able to get any woman you want.

CHAD 2: We don't have any privilege.

MAN 4: Yes, you do. And we're tired of it.

CHAD 3: What are you going to do about it?

The men pull out knives.

MAN 4: We're going to make you pay.

The men attack the Chads.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

The men run down the street, laughing.

MAN 1: That was awesome!

MAN 2: We should do it again sometime.

MAN 3: Yeah!

The men disappear into the night.

INT. POLICE STATION - DAY

A detective sits at his desk, looking at a file.

DETECTIVE: Hmm...

He picks up the phone and dials a number.

DETECTIVE: (into phone) Hey, Frank. I need you to come in.

INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

Frank sits in an interrogation room, facing the detective.

DETECTIVE: We know what you did.

FRANK: What are you talking about?

DETECTIVE: The incel attacks.

FRANK: I don't know anything about that.

DETECTIVE: Don't lie to us. We have witnesses who saw you.

FRANK: Fine. I did it. But I had to.

DETECTIVE: Why?

FRANK: Because I'm tired of being alone. I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen because I'm not attractive.

DETECTIVE: That's no excuse for violence.

FRANK: Maybe not. But I don't regret it.

The detective shakes his head.

DETECTIVE: You're a sick man, Frank.

Frank says nothing.

EXT. PRISON - DAY

Frank walks out of a prison, wearing a suit.

He looks around and smiles.

FRANK: I'm free.

He walks away.

FADE TO BLACK

This is just a rough outline, of course. The script would need to be fleshed out more, with more characters, dialogue, and scenes. But I hope this gives you a good starting point.

Draft 2

INT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

MARK ZUCKERBERG sits at his desk, scrolling through Facebook on his phone. He sees a post from a group called "Incels.is" and his face falls.

ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
Not again.

He gets up and walks over to a group of FACEBOOK EMPLOYEES.

ZUCKERBERG
We need to shut down this group. It's dangerous.

FACEBOOK EMPLOYEE 1
But sir, it's a free speech issue.

ZUCKERBERG
Free speech doesn't mean we have to give a platform to groups that advocate for violence.

FACEBOOK EMPLOYEE 2
But how do we know which groups are dangerous?

ZUCKERBERG
We have to use our judgment. And I'm telling you, this group is dangerous.

The employees nod in agreement.

ZUCKERBERG
Good. Now get it done.

The employees disperse to start working on shutting down the group.

EXT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

A group of INCELS stand outside the Facebook office, protesting. They hold signs that say "Facebook is censoring us!" and "Incels have rights too!"

INCEL LEADER
Facebook is trying to silence us! But we won't be silenced!

The incels start to chant:

INCELS
(chanting)
Free speech! Free speech!

INT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

Zuckerberg is watching the protest on a monitor in his office. He shakes his head.

ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
I know this is the right thing to do, but it's not going to be easy.

EXT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

The incel protest turns violent. The incels start throwing rocks at the Facebook building and breaking windows.

ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
Oh no. This is exactly what I was worried about.

INT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

Zuckerberg is watching the violence unfold on the monitor. He looks scared.

ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
What have I done?

EXT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

The police arrive and start to break up the protest. The incels are arrested, but not before they have caused significant damage to the Facebook building.

INT. FACEBOOK OFFICE - DAY

Zuckerberg is sitting at his desk, looking defeated. He knows that he has made a powerful enemy in the incel community.

ZUCKERBERG
(to himself)
What have I gotten myself into?

FADE TO BLACK

This is just the beginning of the script. The rest of the movie would follow Zuckerberg as he tries to deal with the fallout from the incel protest. He would have to face the wrath of the incel community, as well as the criticism of the public and the media. He would also have to make some difficult decisions about how to balance free speech with the need to protect public safety.

The movie would be a cautionary tale about the dangers of social media and the importance of using it responsibly. It would also be a story about one man's struggle to do the right thing, even when it's difficult.

Draft 3

Sure, here is a start to a script for a movie set in the incel community, starting on November 6th, 2023:

INT. INCEL FORUM - DAY

A group of young men are sitting around a computer, looking at an incel forum.

  • DYLAN (20s)
This is ridiculous. I'm 20 years old and I've never even kissed a girl.
  • NOAH (20s)
I know, man. It's like we're cursed.
  • ETHAN (20s)
It's not our fault. Women are just hypergamous. They only want the top 1% of men.
  • DYLAN
So what are we supposed to do? Just give up?
  • NOAH
I don't know. But I'm tired of feeling this way.
EXT. BAR - NIGHT

Dylan, Noah, and Ethan are sitting at a bar, drinking.

  • DYLAN
I'm so sick of being alone.
  • NOAH
  • ETHAN
We need to do something about it.
  • DYLAN
  • ETHAN
I don't know. But we can't just keep sitting around and feeling sorry for ourselves.
  • NOAH
You're right. We need to take action.
The three men finish their drinks and leave the bar.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Dylan, Noah, and Ethan are walking down the street.

  • DYLAN
So what do we do now?
  • NOAH
I don't know. But we need to come up with a plan.
  • ETHAN
We need to do something that will get women's attention.
  • DYLAN
Like what?
  • ETHAN
I don't know. Something big. Something that will make them realize that we're not just incels. We're men.
INT. INCEL FORUM - DAY

Dylan, Noah, and Ethan are back in the incel forum.

  • DYLAN
I have a plan.
  • NOAH
What is it?
  • DYLAN
We're going to show the world what incels are really capable of.
  • ETHAN
  • DYLAN
We're going to do something that will make the news. Something that will make people stop seeing us as jokes.
  • NOAH
Like what?
  • DYLAN
I don't know. But we'll figure it out.
Dylan, Noah, and Ethan start to brainstorm ideas for their plan.

FADE TO BLACK

This is just a start, obviously. The rest of the script would depend on what kind of movie you want to make. Do you want it to be a thriller? A horror movie? A drama? A comedy? Once you decide on the genre, you can start to develop the plot and characters further.
 

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