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I had some fun writing lyrics to pay my tributes to corona. What are other good lyrics/songs/titles to pay our respects?

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So as a kid, my dad would wake me up around midnight to pick up my mum from her job at the hospital. In the car, we would put on the radio and at this time, the station would always have a show called 'Club Classics'. When the corona virus broke out, I thought of the song Rhytm of the Night, which everyone knows. The ironic thing...that was by an Italian group called...wait for it...CORONA!! Even when playing GTA, this song is on the Nonstop Pop station, which takes me back to my childhood when I'm in GTA either just chilling driving around or running people over/causing havoc in anyway possible, as everyone does in the game.

So, of course, all sorts of things start going through my head, about how the title should be called something like "Virus of the Night/Virus of our Lives" or something. Naturally, I wrote some lyrics...here are a load of songs that I would hear almost daily as a kid (it seems 'Club Classics' meant = play the same 20x songs, everyday, for like the 6 or 7 years I would be in the car as we picked up my mum from work)

Anyway, I am curious what songs/lyrics are appropriate for this outbreak...



This virus takes their lives
Their lives, oh yeah
x3

They say that there's no-more-beds
People keep on drop-ping dead
Please now infect them all
We all know it's your call
Oh please don't ease their pain
Spread through the air again
More and more we pray, there's more dead every day


This virus takes their lives
Their lives, oh yeah
x3




You always make them sick, now they feel so bad
You rid them to their bed, it's almost like they're dead
They can't see you in the air, but they all know that you are there
Everyone at home, while you take their lives

Your spread it feels so baaa-ddd
And that's what makes them di-iee
More than you've killed be-forrre
Now they won't even let them fly
Thought I should let you know
That you're spread means so much
(When they're sick in bed)
It's you I'm always thinking of, oh corona!



In quarantine, can't walk down your street again
No one at your door, even some dead on-the-floor
It's months since you've been out
Getting suicidial in your house
I'm by the phone, but no call, are you even home?

Did it kill you?
Did you die, like the rest?
Did it kill you?
Did you die, like the rest?

Could you be dead?
I saw you drinking on Spring Break
Was it a sign, or was it your deadly fate?
I wonder about your house, are you in or about?
Please tell me, if you're not in the cemetrary

Did it kill you?
Did you die, like the rest?
Did it kill you?
Did you die, like the rest?



Co-ro-na!
Please don't kill me
don't kill me
please don't

Co-ro-na, please don't kill me
don't kill me
Co-ro-na
please don't

Just look now, the whole world closed
We were naive, we should have known
Tell me, who will live and who will die
Gimme a sign

chorus x2

Doctors and nurses don't know what to do
Hospitals with no beds, already full
Masks already out, no help about
They can't go on

Co-ro-na!
Please don't kill me
don't kill me
please don't

Co-ro-na, please don't kill me
don't kill me
Co-ro-na
please don't



No matter how many die
You keep on taking lives
And we can't stop you
There's nothing we can do
I hope you never leave us
I would never believe it
But after all are dead and gone
You're gonna be the only one

Will they have life after this?
They can feel something inside their lungs
I really don't think they're strong enough
x2

What are they supposed to do?
Stay home, away from you?
But they can't do that
There have no time for that
They think they're the holy ones
They think they're so strong
But they don't know you, like I do
They think they're too good for you


Will they have life after this?
They can feel something inside their lungs
I really don't think they're strong enough
x2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i7g9ccjkc8

Corona you're all that I want
When you're deep inside their lungs
They're finding it hard to breathe
We're in heaven

Oh, look at all these normie tears
Now you're here, it's not just me
You spread wide and fast, for all to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CxhBIrBho

All I ever wanted
Was to stop chads smiling
I know that I love you
Corona why don't you see

...

...

They're so alone
Stuck on their own
Hoping that you don't come
Just wash their hands, they'll be fine
But I know just to give you time

And every day
More are dead
Normies hope you don't get in their bed
You are the one
Get in their eyes
You're the best thing in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

You're the troubler maker, fear instigator
They're the angst addicted, this dumb gen illustrated

You're a virus spreader, hero virus spreaer
You're the virus spreader, holy virus spreader x2

You're the disease they hated, death infected, yeah
You're the pain they tasted, then mass eradicated

chorus

For them, it's self-inflicted, chads and their bitches
They'll be infected, no more glitches

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There were also plenty of other songs on the "similar videos" recommended list that are appropriate - e.g. "Better off Alone" for the normie isolation..."Insomnia" has lyrics that can easily be adapted, "Everytime we Touch" & "Castles in the Sky" can be changed to things like "Everyone you Touch" or "Virus in the Sky" etc...
 
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Holy shit, I've made parody songs in .co before, but this is a huge collection pewpew.
 
Holy shit, I've made parody songs in .co before, but this is a huge collection pewpew.

Lol, if you listen to any of them with the lyrics, let me know which you like
 


Once they said it was a cold,
Then they told me, go buy yourself some products for the e-con-o-my,
Once they said it was a cold

It was a big big world,
but we thought we were bigger.
Pushing globalism allowing it to spread quicker
By 2/11, news reports and infected counts would flicker,
Never cared, all that mattered at the end was the figure

Once they stopped saying it was a cold,
My government told me, it's the coronavirus stay inside in quarantine
Once they stopped saying it was a cold,

I always had a dream that it would fall before me,
The world that would lie and fabricate false stories,
Corona's chasin' glory,
Families be gettin' mourny,
Cause only those who wouldn't quit were always really horny

It used to be called a cold, soon they will all fold,
When they cave and stop writing articles about being lonely,
It used to be called a cold.

*Coronachan!*

I only see the death toll grow, I don't believe in conciliation,
'Cause, I know these normies spread corona 'round the nation.
I got my boys with me, those who suffered condemnation
And if we don't rope before they cope I guess it's our damnation

It used to be called a cold, soon they will all fold,
I started writing about the cases and deaths before me
It used to be called a cold!

Soon the false words grow old, or so I've been told,
She's, traveled around the world and she's still growing
Soon the false words grow old.

Is this, the end of all life?
Those choking, dying and coughing
They're lying down, abandoned, by the young ones that're scoffing.
Most of my boys are with me some are still laying, coping
And some took the rope and left us back, my brothers I'm still sorry!

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Cov-id 19 got listed as a pandemic now,
Coronachan faces against the defenses she will plough,
I think it's time for humanity to take its final bow.

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Will I face it rather bold,
Or will I face some regret before it consumes me
Soon I'll be infected by this "cold"!

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Will I face it rather bold,
Or will I face some regret before it consumes me
Soon I'll be infected by this "cold"!

Once they said it was a cold,
Then they told me, go buy yourself some products for the e-con-o-my,
Once they said it was a cold

Once they said it was a cold

pewpew
 


Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration
Celebrate good times, come on (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on (Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you
Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world, come on
Yahoo!
It's a celebration
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate
There's a party goin' on right here
A dedication to last throughout the years
So bring your good times and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate and party with you
Come on now
Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time, yeah yeah
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world, come on
Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo! It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate, come on now
Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right, baby
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Celebration)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Celebration)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Celebrate good times, come on (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on (It's a celebration)
Celebrate good times, come on (Let's celebrate)
(Come on and celebrate tonight) Celebrate good times, come on
(Baby everything's gonna be alright, let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on
Celebrate good times, come on (Let's have a great time, celebrate)
 
Lyrics are pretty nice bro


 


Once they said it was a cold,
Then they told me, go buy yourself some products for the e-con-o-my,
Once they said it was a cold

...
...
...

pewpew


Well done man. Very clever lyrics. 10/10. You are clearly very wordy...these lyrics are kind of poetic...for me, I feel like my brain has eroded due to stress...I feel like my vocabulary has halved in these last few years...it's like I've got Alzheimers, or something. I know a lot of other incels say the same too...that they're just mentally-slow, struggling to articulate their thoughts...
 
Well done man. Very clever lyrics. 10/10. You are clearly very wordy...these lyrics are kind of poetic...for me, I feel like my brain has eroded due to stress...I feel like my vocabulary has halved in these last few years...it's like I've got Alzheimers, or something. I know a lot of other incels say the same too...that they're just mentally-slow, struggling to articulate their thoughts...
If you want to see some of my poetry I wrote a sonnet to inceldom pewpew
 
Lyrics are pretty nice bro




Glad you like them. It's obviously difficult, because sometimes you have good ideas for lyrics, but they don't rhyme/have too many syllables for the line...but these lyrics all fit into the song's rhythm
If you want to see some of my poetry I wrote a sonnet to inceldom pewpew

Nice. Like the other guy said, I struggled with some of the words. I had to read it twice through to understand everything lol. To be honest, it is too dark for me...I mean, I've wanted nuclear war to break out since when Trump & Kim Jong Un started threatening each other, but I find many posts here to be too depressing...I need my copes...
 
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Sorry but not one click
 


Once they said it was a cold,
Then they told me, go buy yourself some products for the e-con-o-my,
Once they said it was a cold

It was a big big world,
but we thought we were bigger.
Pushing globalism allowing it to spread quicker
By 2/11, news reports and infected counts would flicker,
Never cared, all that mattered at the end was the figure

Once they stopped saying it was a cold,
My government told me, it's the coronavirus stay inside in quarantine
Once they stopped saying it was a cold,

I always had a dream that it would fall before me,
The world that would lie and fabricate false stories,
Corona's chasin' glory,
Families be gettin' mourny,
Cause only those who wouldn't quit were always really horny

It used to be called a cold, soon they will all fold,
When they cave and stop writing articles about being lonely,
It used to be called a cold.

*Coronachan!*

I only see the death toll grow, I don't believe in conciliation,
'Cause, I know these normies spread corona 'round the nation.
I got my boys with me, those who suffered condemnation
And if we don't rope before they cope I guess it's our damnation

It used to be called a cold, soon they will all fold,
I started writing about the cases and deaths before me
It used to be called a cold!

Soon the false words grow old, or so I've been told,
She's, traveled around the world and she's still growing
Soon the false words grow old.

Is this, the end of all life?
Those choking, dying and coughing
They're lying down, abandoned, by the young ones that're scoffing.
Most of my boys are with me some are still laying, coping
And some took the rope and left us back, my brothers I'm still sorry!

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Cov-id 19 got listed as a pandemic now,
Coronachan faces against the defenses she will plough,
I think it's time for humanity to take its final bow.

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Will I face it rather bold,
Or will I face some regret before it consumes me
Soon I'll be infected by this "cold"!

Soon I'll be infected by this "cold",
Will I face it rather bold,
Or will I face some regret before it consumes me
Soon I'll be infected by this "cold"!

Once they said it was a cold,
Then they told me, go buy yourself some products for the e-con-o-my,
Once they said it was a cold

Once they said it was a cold

pewpew

Nice bro
 
You have a crap taste in music but I like how much effort you put into re-writing the lyrics, so well done.
 

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