[LifeFuel] I have a date tomorrow night...

wizardcel

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... with my hand.:feelscry:

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.
 
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The hand is now your gf! Fakecel OUT! :feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
 
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Cha... Oh. I know the feeling :feelsbadman::feelscry:
 
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i had date with my hand today already, was cool and i didnt have to pay for dinner
 
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over for handcels
 
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Why not today? Everyday dating with hand-chan
 
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... with my hand.:feelscry:

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.
What's your race?
 
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Predictable clickbait thread
 
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Well at least we have hands I guess:feelscry:

Could be this kid tbh.

 
wizardcel

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Well at least we have hands I guess:feelscry:

Could be this kid tbh.

Clown world tbh. Even a fat disabled woman had sex. " females can be incels teheeee" :feelstastyman:

The kid is fucked. His life is already over. No one will want to date him, and not only he will get bullied but he will have to witness all the girls from his school getting fucked by chad. By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.
 
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By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.
That's probably the craziest part of all, normies are fucking retarded.
 
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Well at least we have hands I guess:feelscry:

Could be this kid tbh.

This was genetic right? So she knew he could born also without arms, so why the fuck she had a child?
 
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This was genetic right? So she knew he could born also without arms, so why the fuck she had a child?
Yeah it's genetic, comments on the video are disabled, of course. Just a selfish foid, didn't care that her child was likely to be born deformed, I feel bad for that kid though.
 
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Well at least we have hands I guess:feelscry:

Could be this kid tbh.

What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw
 
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I sit in car alone on Friday night
 
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I have two (2, dos) dates because...

Ambidextrous!
 
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What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw
No arms so he can't even post here :lul:
 
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@Dionysus which hands do you fap with
 
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remember to ask for consent.
 
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"I was born, and then, it's over"
 
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What a fucking selfish whore. The kid is going to be a member of this forum in a couple of years btw
He will not. He has no hands to registrate.
 
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not the first time ive seen a thread like this
 
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a hand...... porn and imagination arent really working anymore for me lmao wtf is this life this is pure hell
 
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It's over for amputeecels
 
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... with my hand.:feelscry:

The hand has been my only friend ever since I was born. That's the only friendship I am entitled to because I wasn't born with the right face, height and race.
:feelsbadman: :feelsbadman::dab::feelsahh:
 
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Clown world tbh. Even a fat disabled woman had sex. " females can be incels teheeee" :feelstastyman:

The kid is fucked. His life is already over. No one will want to date him, and not only he will get bullied but he will have to witness all the girls from his school getting fucked by chad. By the way, the dumb fat fuck who put him in this world will always be treated as a hero.
Juggernaut law knows no bounds.
 
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Send hand pic i will draw eyes on it so itwill be more realistic :feelshaha: :feelstrash:
 
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My hand is my trusty companion. It doesn't cheat on me, it doesn't argue with me, it doesn't put up last minute resistance, it does it exactly the way I want whenever I want. Best companion.
 
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I fuck Rosie and her 5 sisters every weekend.
No arms so he can't even post here :lul:
Speech to text software will be good by the time he’s old enough to be dating.
 
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