[It's Over] I have become bald

Navajero

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So... after a battle i finnally reached the point of no return and had to shave my head
Now, besides being ugly i also look like a terminally ill cancer patient. I can no longer look at myself in the mirror, it's like i can see smeagle from the lord of the rings staring back at me.

I'm not even 30
 
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Hair is life you just shaved away your life.
 
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Have you considered scalp pigmentation?
 
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Even Gollum didn't fall for the Just Shave it meme and clung on to ever hair he had left
gollum.jpg
 
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I think i will cope with growing a huge beard so i start working for that wizard look once i'm 30 (except i will end up looking like a middle eastern imam)
 
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Time to hatmaxx
 
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Buy a fedora and it will be fine, i guess.
 
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Get hair transplant or micro pigmentation. It's over without hair only few men can pull it off for the rest it's a death sentence.
 
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Get hair transplant or micro pigmentation. It's over without hair only few men can pull it off for the rest it's a death sentence.
I'm poor
I have no money to afford that kind of stuff

Instead i think i will just buy cammo pants, doc martens, braces and skinheadmaxx... Now that i'm a real monster, it's time to make them fear me
 
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Brutally over that Gollum has a better lower third than I do.
Damn, i'm sorry brocel :feelsbadman:
Not everyone is destined to fuck elf bitches :feelsrope:
I'm poor
I have no money to afford that kind of stuff

Instead i think i will just buy cammo pants, doc martens, braces and skinheadmaxx... Now that i'm a real monster, it's time to make them fear me
Balding is such a fucking money maker, constantly have to buy potions and lotions to rub on your head and the day you stop it starts falling out quicker than ever :feelsclown:
 
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Damn, i'm sorry brocel :feelsbadman:
Not everyone is destined to fuck elf bitches :feelsrope:
He is 4'1 and actually much taller than average hobbit height (3'6), if wasn't the Ribg corrupted him he could get a Hobbit stacy.
 
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I'm poor
I have no money to afford that kind of stuff

Instead i think i will just buy cammo pants, doc martens, braces and skinheadmaxx... Now that i'm a real monster, it's time to make them fear me
You need to buy a van and a lot of fertilizer
 
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How bald were you? If you looked like this then you should shave it but if you look something like this then you should just keep your hair
 
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Jesus Christ. Brutal.
 
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Don't shave unless you absolutely have to. Contrary to what Reddit cucks will tell you, any hair is better than no hair.

Hair = life