I just had sex! I have a girlfriend now...

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Goddamn2X

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...kind of.

Yesterday I took an escortcel's advice (and even normie advice as well).
I live in the most elitist lookism country on the planet, south korea. I've been here since late middle school and I dont have a single good friend. I have attempted transition into escortcel, but its not so easy with a cleft upper lip and the bottom percentage complexion of eastern european skin. So shamefully I have been rejected twice before by escorts. Once in itaewon, the foreigner area, and other in a noraebang (karaoke room with escorts). Both of those cases happened more than a year ago and i've been recovering. I guess the time had come and i was just ready.
 Until last night, I had not been outside my house since spring. So the first thing I had to do was get a haircut, clip my nails and take a good shower (tried to emulate normies). I have nice looking clothes cause my father is kinda loaded, so that was not a problem either, which also solves the 150$ price for the escort.
Looking at myself in the mirror before I went out, i was a different person. Even though my ugly skin and bonestructure is still there, the frame around it was made of gold. I dont know how to describe that feeling, a combination of hope and anticipation... somehow i was feeling confident from the words i had received from the fellow escortcel.
I went out for itaewon again, since hooker hill is the only place where they expect foreigners. To my  surprise, when i walked the street, a girl called me.
She. Called. Me.
To come talk to her inside. She was well over 30, but still looked good (to me she is a total eye candy) and she was impressed by my korean skills (she had no idea i have stayed here for about 10 years and my korean is terrible for that amount of time), so i lied and said i have been here only two years.
Inside the house was just one bed, curtains and stairs to next floor, it was obvious what was about to go down. I agreed on 150,000won which is close to 150$.
She tells me to sit on the bed and take of my pants. She is looking away, closing the curtains when I do, but when she looks back, her face is struck with amazement. (Apart from being well off financially, my dick size is probably my best quality)
She exclaimed "완전 커!!" Which translates to "wicked big" (because koreans dont swear around strangers, google translates it wrong btw), she takes some wet tissue and wipes my dick and balls... the first touch.
It was amazing.
She squats, puts a condom on me and starts playing with it, and i could tell she was excited about it, she makes no eye contact (on second thought maybe she just didnt like my face and my dick is lesser of evils to look at) after playing with it a little and lightly jerking me off, she climbs into the bed with me. I get on top of her and try to put it in... that was so hard, my head is 1 meter away and I cant feel properly, probably because of the condom, but she lowers her hand and puts it in for me, all i have to do is push.
Thats when i felt redeemed. This is it. I'm fucking.... heat, desire... this is everything i ever wanted
She hugged me tightly so that my head was not even looking at her, i had my face in the pillow, and i could hear her moan in my ears. My dick was only 80% inside of her when i felt a resistance.
I was about to come when she lifts her feet and wraps them around me, that was the best thing that ever happened to my life. When she did that, i instantly came with the fury of a thunderstorm. When i'm alone i usually slow down when i cum, but she pushed me on with her feet. It felt so good it hurt! I even cried a little, my entire body was shaking. This is what chads, slayers and normies live for. I can relate now.
After this. She asked me to come again, i was hesitant, but she really wanted me to come and told me next time would only be 100,000won.
I feel like she is my girlfriend.
I feel like a normie even if i know im just an escortcel.
I'm gonna meet her once a month from now on, but to do so, i must remain in my normie disguise, nice clothes and hygene. Not a bad tradeoff.... i really dont feel like i belong here as much anymore.
To any incels who havent tried escorts yet, do it.
 
Alex_Bones

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The biggest problem I have with escortcelling is STDs.
I can't help but imagine all the disgusting dicks they've taken and possible health issues they could pass on you.
 
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Goddamn2X

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Alex_BonesThe biggest problem I have with escortcelling is STDs.
I can't help but imagine all the disgusting dicks they've taken and possible health issues they could pass on you.

She made me wear a condom and i dont really know if bareback can be any better than this  :sleepy:
 
Crustaciouse

Crustaciouse

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I wish I could get an escort but it's illegal in jew York city.
 
Celibate

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Fuck off normie! /s
But in all honesty I would be too much of a pussy to try it.
 
kekTV

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Nov 7, 2017
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...kind of.

Yesterday I took an escortcel's advice (and even normie advice as well).
I live in the most elitist lookism country on the planet, south korea. I've been here since late middle school and I dont have a single good friend. I have attempted transition into escortcel, but its not so easy with a cleft upper lip and the bottom percentage complexion of eastern european skin. So shamefully I have been rejected twice before by escorts. Once in itaewon, the foreigner area, and other in a noraebang (karaoke room with escorts). Both of those cases happened more than a year ago and i've been recovering. I guess the time had come and i was just ready.
 Until last night, I had not been outside my house since spring. So the first thing I had to do was get a haircut, clip my nails and take a good shower (tried to emulate normies). I have nice looking clothes cause my father is kinda loaded, so that was not a problem either, which also solves the 150$ price for the escort.
Looking at myself in the mirror before I went out, i was a different person. Even though my ugly skin and bonestructure is still there, the frame around it was made of gold. I dont know how to describe that feeling, a combination of hope and anticipation... somehow i was feeling confident from the words i had received from the fellow escortcel.
I went out for itaewon again, since hooker hill is the only place where they expect foreigners. To my  surprise, when i walked the street, a girl called me.
She. Called. Me.
To come talk to her inside. She was well over 30, but still looked good (to me she is a total eye candy) and she was impressed by my korean skills (she had no idea i have stayed here for about 10 years and my korean is terrible for that amount of time), so i lied and said i have been here only two years.
Inside the house was just one bed, curtains and stairs to next floor, it was obvious what was about to go down. I agreed on 150,000won which is close to 150$.
She tells me to sit on the bed and take of my pants. She is looking away, closing the curtains when I do, but when she looks back, her face is struck with amazement. (Apart from being well off financially, my dick size is probably my best quality)
She exclaimed "완전 커!!" Which translates to "wicked big" (because koreans dont swear around strangers, google translates it wrong btw), she takes some wet tissue and wipes my dick and balls... the first touch.
It was amazing.
She squats, puts a condom on me and starts playing with it, and i could tell she was excited about it, she makes no eye contact (on second thought maybe she just didnt like my face and my dick is lesser of evils to look at) after playing with it a little and lightly jerking me off, she climbs into the bed with me. I get on top of her and try to put it in... that was so hard, my head is 1 meter away and I cant feel properly, probably because of the condom, but she lowers her hand and puts it in for me, all i have to do is push.
Thats when i felt redeemed. This is it. I'm fucking.... heat, desire... this is everything i ever wanted
She hugged me tightly so that my head was not even looking at her, i had my face in the pillow, and i could hear her moan in my ears. My dick was only 80% inside of her when i felt a resistance.
I was about to come when she lifts her feet and wraps them around me, that was the best thing that ever happened to my life. When she did that, i instantly came with the fury of a thunderstorm. When i'm alone i usually slow down when i cum, but she pushed me on with her feet. It felt so good it hurt! I even cried a little, my entire body was shaking. This is what chads, slayers and normies live for. I can relate now.
After this. She asked me to come again, i was hesitant, but she really wanted me to come and told me next time would only be 100,000won.
I feel like she is my girlfriend.
I feel like a normie even if i know im just an escortcel.
I'm gonna meet her once a month from now on, but to do so, i must remain in my normie disguise, nice clothes and hygene. Not a bad tradeoff.... i really dont feel like i belong here as much anymore.
To any incels who havent tried escorts yet, do it.
Yea I'm so sure that would happen if I went to Denmark, Germany or Amsterdam and try to fuck an escort.
Not really, it's about cumming and leaving not like she would remember my dicksize or anything.
Fucking asia.
 
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Goddamn2X

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I wish I could get an escort but it's illegal in jew York city.
It's illegal in korea as well. But the police just doesnt care.
Korea is generally a bad country for sex tourism as i have personally been refused twice. From what I've read, you should go indonesia or thailand if you want safe prostitutes.
It just wanted to keep it under my dads radar, so a local one was prefered
[hr]
...kind of.

Yesterday I took an escortcel's advice (and even normie advice as well).
I live in the most elitist lookism country on the planet, south korea. I've been here since late middle school and I dont have a single good friend. I have attempted transition into escortcel, but its not so easy with a cleft upper lip and the bottom percentage complexion of eastern european skin. So shamefully I have been rejected twice before by escorts. Once in itaewon, the foreigner area, and other in a noraebang (karaoke room with escorts). Both of those cases happened more than a year ago and i've been recovering. I guess the time had come and i was just ready.
 Until last night, I had not been outside my house since spring. So the first thing I had to do was get a haircut, clip my nails and take a good shower (tried to emulate normies). I have nice looking clothes cause my father is kinda loaded, so that was not a problem either, which also solves the 150$ price for the escort.
Looking at myself in the mirror before I went out, i was a different person. Even though my ugly skin and bonestructure is still there, the frame around it was made of gold. I dont know how to describe that feeling, a combination of hope and anticipation... somehow i was feeling confident from the words i had received from the fellow escortcel.
I went out for itaewon again, since hooker hill is the only place where they expect foreigners. To my  surprise, when i walked the street, a girl called me.
She. Called. Me.
To come talk to her inside. She was well over 30, but still looked good (to me she is a total eye candy) and she was impressed by my korean skills (she had no idea i have stayed here for about 10 years and my korean is terrible for that amount of time), so i lied and said i have been here only two years.
Inside the house was just one bed, curtains and stairs to next floor, it was obvious what was about to go down. I agreed on 150,000won which is close to 150$.
She tells me to sit on the bed and take of my pants. She is looking away, closing the curtains when I do, but when she looks back, her face is struck with amazement. (Apart from being well off financially, my dick size is probably my best quality)
She exclaimed "완전 커!!" Which translates to "wicked big" (because koreans dont swear around strangers, google translates it wrong btw), she takes some wet tissue and wipes my dick and balls... the first touch.
It was amazing.
She squats, puts a condom on me and starts playing with it, and i could tell she was excited about it, she makes no eye contact (on second thought maybe she just didnt like my face and my dick is lesser of evils to look at) after playing with it a little and lightly jerking me off, she climbs into the bed with me. I get on top of her and try to put it in... that was so hard, my head is 1 meter away and I cant feel properly, probably because of the condom, but she lowers her hand and puts it in for me, all i have to do is push.
Thats when i felt redeemed. This is it. I'm fucking.... heat, desire... this is everything i ever wanted
She hugged me tightly so that my head was not even looking at her, i had my face in the pillow, and i could hear her moan in my ears. My dick was only 80% inside of her when i felt a resistance.
I was about to come when she lifts her feet and wraps them around me, that was the best thing that ever happened to my life. When she did that, i instantly came with the fury of a thunderstorm. When i'm alone i usually slow down when i cum, but she pushed me on with her feet. It felt so good it hurt! I even cried a little, my entire body was shaking. This is what chads, slayers and normies live for. I can relate now.
After this. She asked me to come again, i was hesitant, but she really wanted me to come and told me next time would only be 100,000won.
I feel like she is my girlfriend.
I feel like a normie even if i know im just an escortcel.
I'm gonna meet her once a month from now on, but to do so, i must remain in my normie disguise, nice clothes and hygene. Not a bad tradeoff.... i really dont feel like i belong here as much anymore.
To any incels who havent tried escorts yet, do it.
Yea I'm so sure that would happen if I went to Denmark, Germany or Amsterdam and try to fuck an escort.
Not really, it's about cumming and leaving not like she would remember my dicksize or anything.
Fucking asia.
I'm well endowed even for western standard. It's a pity i had to wait 26 years before i could use it.
I recommend it regardless of dick size. Put your best clothes on and it will feel like a fancy date from a movie scene.
>if you havent tried it, try it
 
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Incel801

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glad to hear! but be careful man, it can become a SERIOUS addiction..a most powerful drug you are playing with

dont think that this is going to solve your female problems, just compartmentalize it as a fun experience and not more than that, like skydiving or something else exciting.

congrats anyway and do have fun with it!
 
kekTV

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I wish I could get an escort but it's illegal in jew York city.
It's illegal in korea as well. But the police just doesnt care.
Korea is generally a bad country for sex tourism as i have personally been refused twice. From what I've read, you should go indonesia or thailand if you want safe prostitutes.
It just wanted to keep it under my dads radar, so a local one was prefered
[hr]
...kind of.

Yesterday I took an escortcel's advice (and even normie advice as well).
I live in the most elitist lookism country on the planet, south korea. I've been here since late middle school and I dont have a single good friend. I have attempted transition into escortcel, but its not so easy with a cleft upper lip and the bottom percentage complexion of eastern european skin. So shamefully I have been rejected twice before by escorts. Once in itaewon, the foreigner area, and other in a noraebang (karaoke room with escorts). Both of those cases happened more than a year ago and i've been recovering. I guess the time had come and i was just ready.
 Until last night, I had not been outside my house since spring. So the first thing I had to do was get a haircut, clip my nails and take a good shower (tried to emulate normies). I have nice looking clothes cause my father is kinda loaded, so that was not a problem either, which also solves the 150$ price for the escort.
Looking at myself in the mirror before I went out, i was a different person. Even though my ugly skin and bonestructure is still there, the frame around it was made of gold. I dont know how to describe that feeling, a combination of hope and anticipation... somehow i was feeling confident from the words i had received from the fellow escortcel.
I went out for itaewon again, since hooker hill is the only place where they expect foreigners. To my  surprise, when i walked the street, a girl called me.
She. Called. Me.
To come talk to her inside. She was well over 30, but still looked good (to me she is a total eye candy) and she was impressed by my korean skills (she had no idea i have stayed here for about 10 years and my korean is terrible for that amount of time), so i lied and said i have been here only two years.
Inside the house was just one bed, curtains and stairs to next floor, it was obvious what was about to go down. I agreed on 150,000won which is close to 150$.
She tells me to sit on the bed and take of my pants. She is looking away, closing the curtains when I do, but when she looks back, her face is struck with amazement. (Apart from being well off financially, my dick size is probably my best quality)
She exclaimed "완전 커!!" Which translates to "wicked big" (because koreans dont swear around strangers, google translates it wrong btw), she takes some wet tissue and wipes my dick and balls... the first touch.
It was amazing.
She squats, puts a condom on me and starts playing with it, and i could tell she was excited about it, she makes no eye contact (on second thought maybe she just didnt like my face and my dick is lesser of evils to look at) after playing with it a little and lightly jerking me off, she climbs into the bed with me. I get on top of her and try to put it in... that was so hard, my head is 1 meter away and I cant feel properly, probably because of the condom, but she lowers her hand and puts it in for me, all i have to do is push.
Thats when i felt redeemed. This is it. I'm fucking.... heat, desire... this is everything i ever wanted
She hugged me tightly so that my head was not even looking at her, i had my face in the pillow, and i could hear her moan in my ears. My dick was only 80% inside of her when i felt a resistance.
I was about to come when she lifts her feet and wraps them around me, that was the best thing that ever happened to my life. When she did that, i instantly came with the fury of a thunderstorm. When i'm alone i usually slow down when i cum, but she pushed me on with her feet. It felt so good it hurt! I even cried a little, my entire body was shaking. This is what chads, slayers and normies live for. I can relate now.
After this. She asked me to come again, i was hesitant, but she really wanted me to come and told me next time would only be 100,000won.
I feel like she is my girlfriend.
I feel like a normie even if i know im just an escortcel.
I'm gonna meet her once a month from now on, but to do so, i must remain in my normie disguise, nice clothes and hygene. Not a bad tradeoff.... i really dont feel like i belong here as much anymore.
To any incels who havent tried escorts yet, do it.
Yea I'm so sure that would happen if I went to Denmark, Germany or Amsterdam and try to fuck an escort.
Not really, it's about cumming and leaving not like she would remember my dicksize or anything.
Fucking asia.
I'm well endowed even for western standard. It's a pity i had to wait 26 years before i could use it.
I recommend it regardless of dick size. Put your best clothes on and it will feel like a fancy date from a movie scene.
>if you havent tried it, try it
Alright I will try it sometime, thanks.
Do you recommend any place in particular?

And for the record, if someone needs to improve their hygiene to date a girl they are fucked up.
Hygiene is really important if you are going to be a decent citizen.
And if you are not decent you are not allowed to be a woman hater.
 
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Incel801

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also remember the golden rule:

NEVER NEVER EVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A WOMAN THAT YOU ARE PAYING TO SEE!!!

otherwise you are looking at heartbreak of the worst kind after she manipulates, bleeds you dry and abandons you..ALL women are absolutely ruthless in this respect. they dont give a shit about your feelings, only theirs. your feelings are merely a tool to get resources out of you.
 
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Goddamn2X

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Alright I will try it sometime, thanks.
Do you recommend any place in particular?

And for the record, if someone needs to improve their hygiene to date a girl they are fucked up.
Hygiene is really important if you are going to be a decent citizen.
And if you are not decent you are not allowed to be a woman hater.
I dont have personal field experience, just done research for myself. Pattaya in thailand, bali in indonesia. Otherwise just amsterdam in europe if its too far
And yeah my lifestyle was negligent of my hygene
 
kekTV

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also remember the golden rule:

NEVER NEVER EVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A WOMAN THAT YOU ARE PAYING TO SEE!!!

otherwise you are looking at heartbreak of the worst kind after she manipulates, bleeds you dry and abandons you..ALL women are absolutely ruthless in this respect. they dont give a shit about your feelings, only theirs. your feelings are merely a tool to get resources out of you.
Yea that's so true. Remember watching Lost and seeing John Locke getting played by that telephone whore.


Alright I will try it sometime, thanks.
Do you recommend any place in particular?

And for the record, if someone needs to improve their hygiene to date a girl they are fucked up.
Hygiene is really important if you are going to be a decent citizen.
And if you are not decent you are not allowed to be a woman hater.
I dont have personal field experience, just done research for myself. Pattaya in thailand, bali in indonesia. Otherwise just amsterdam in europe if its too far
And yeah my lifestyle was negligent of my hygene
Hygiene is what makes life worth living.
And if you are a decent person, NOBODY can blame YOU for beeing virgin.
 
commander_zoidberg

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Good on you dude. I really can't recommend going to an escort enough. It really will make a lot of you feel better.

I remember the first time i had sex. It was with a lovely Czech escort called Samantha when i was 20. She was 5'6'' and cute as fuck. A little thick in a body and wide hips and lovely long thick legs. Long black hair. Slightly olive skin for a Czech woman, spoke English well enough. She was a c-cup. She had a lovely red strapless dress on. We kissed a lot. We got naked. She gave me a back rub to calm my nerves. I played with her boobs. She asked me if i wanted a blow job with or without a condom. I asked for without and she told me not to come in her mouth. She gave me some oral. Then she asked if i wanted to fuck. She put a condom on and rode me and said i had a nice cock. I lost my erection (first time nerves) and she took it off and gave me some more oral. She put another one one me, lubed herself up a bit and told me to go on top. It was really difficult to come but it was amazing when i did. I saw her 2 more times after that before she went back to Czech republic. She was really lovely. I told her i was a virgin when i walked in the door. She said i was her first virgin as far as she knew and to relax. Where as a regular women would have probably walked out on telling her that.

I see escorts a couple times a year to stay sane. It really does help having some physical contact and intimacy not to mention is really scratches an itch. I've seen some lovely girls over the last 9 years.
 
blickpall

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I've always wanted to go to Korea TT__TT Grats~
 
TheHapaSlaughterer

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I feel like she is my girlfriend.
She's not, you fucking fakecel. She only wants you for your father's hard earned betabux so she can buy makeup and condoms for Chang.
 
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