Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

i ran over a curry today

Ron.Belgrade

Ron.Belgrade

Non-NT Orphancel / Goth&NoodleFoidEnjoyer
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 12, 2023
Posts
9,572
was getting some ciggies and monster energy drinks from the discount store in the city today

went on my bike because it was nice weathER

on my way back home i biked on a 'gelijkwaardig kruispunt' looked kind of like this but with bicycle paths on it

het-kruispunt-50542765.jpg


after stopping for the red light a lot of people showed up there, everyone waiting for their turn

so this is the current situation

image-2024-03-29-143932009.png



me bottom right, curryman on the road to the right

curryman was on his bike too and had his friend sit on the back, so 2 people on the bike

on his bycicle path there were these things called shark teeth
Haaientanden_%28verkeer%29.jpg


it indicates that you need to give priority to all other drivers/bicyclists on the road, not too hard to understand

but curryman apparently didnt pay attention during his integration classes

after a while the stoplights turned green

the people on his bycicle path saw me and let me pass (because rules yaknow)

but not curryman

he tried too out speed me so he didnt have to let me pass but i expected him to stop

Image 2024 03 29 145027519


i have this crate on my bike, super handy to put shit in

anyway

tried to brake but it was too late

i ram his curry friend who sat on the back of his bike full force with my crate

curryman falls of and rolls abt a meter on the ground

i asks if he's allright

the other curry gets in my face speaking broken english

i try to explain to him he needed to let me pass but he started screaming in my face

then some other guy on the bicycle path tried to calm him down, then i rode my way back home to enjoy my ciggies and monster

am now home with a small bit of adrenaline rush
 
Last edited:
How tall was he?
 
Brutal, i can't even ride a bicycle anymore. People say you cant forget to ride a bicycle, its been so long i literally forgot jfl.
 
Curries in Netherlands? What are they doing there? So it's his mistake?
 
Curries in Netherlands? What are they doing there? So it's his mistake?
we have some hindu communities here but only in the big cities

yeah his mistake 100%
 
If he was better looking than you, then based
 
Slavs. They're more fun to hang around with and they don't got an accent that makes me want to punch them
Why you got to be so racist to us man? Why?
 
Brutal, i can't even ride a bicycle anymore. People say you cant forget to ride a bicycle, its been so long i literally forgot jfl.
EXACTLY. No one believes me too. I didn't for 7 years and forgot.
 
Arent you legally required to call the police in case of an accident ? You might get sued for a Hit-and-run
 
What work do they do? IT?
most work at callcenters (no joke) for like customer service

others often have small family businesses mostly restaurants
 
most work at callcenters (no joke) for like customer service
Really? It almost sound you are kidding :feelsmega::feelsmega:. But also aren't call centers obsolete already due to google.
 
I don't know how foids will feel about it though
Foids don't care about accent. They will reject you in 23 milli seconds if you are curry.
 
Based, Total Curry Death
 
Curries in Netherlands? What are they doing there? So it's his mistake?
>nonwhite in white homeland gets run the fuck over

Patrick Crusius just had an orgasm and has no clue why
 
Curries are fucking retarded smh
 
How tall was he?
aya no say no mi hindu la curry man si me da indian 6'3 i beat shitz out of you fukin fagot if yu don say sorry to me frien you hit him wit ze bike

Indian GIF
 
I'm disappointed. I thought you ran him over with a car.
 
Last edited:
South Indians don't have accent and can lose it easily, like Vivek Ramaswamy for example.
Vivek was born and raised in the US you dumbass.
 
Vivek was born and raised in the US you dumbass.
I said that as an example how we can sound. Have you seen how NTR spoke in during RRR stuff in US? South Indians can easily lose their accents.
 
I said that as an example how we can sound. Have you seen how NTR spoke in during RRR stuff in US? South Indians can easily lose their accents.
I don't see this.
 
Is that an actual picture of the curry you crashed into or just a random google pic you used?
 
was getting some ciggies and monster energy drinks from the discount store in the city today

went on my bike because it was nice weathER

on my way back home i biked on a 'gelijkwaardig kruispunt' looked kind of like this but with bicycle paths on it

het-kruispunt-50542765.jpg


after stopping for the red light a lot of people showed up there, everyone waiting for their turn

so this is the current situation

image-2024-03-29-143932009.png



me bottom right, curryman on the road to the right

curryman was on his bike too and had his friend sit on the back, so 2 people on the bike

on his bycicle path there were these things called shark teeth
Haaientanden_%28verkeer%29.jpg


it indicates that you need to give priority to all other drivers/bicyclists on the road, not too hard to understand

but curryman apparently didnt pay attention during his integration classes

after a while the stoplights turned green

the people on his bycicle path saw me and let me pass (because rules yaknow)

but not curryman

he tried too out speed me so he didnt have to let me pass but i expected him to stop

View attachment 1107314

i have this crate on my bike, super handy to put shit in

anyway

tried to brake but it was too late

i ram his curry friend who sat on the back of his bike full force with my crate

curryman falls of and rolls abt a meter on the ground

i asks if he's allright

the other curry gets in my face speaking broken english

i try to explain to him he needed to let me pass but he started screaming in my face

then some other guy on the bicycle path tried to calm him down, then i rode my way back home to enjoy my ciggies and monster

am now home with a small bit of adrenaline rush
Well at least everyone came out okay. Stupid tallfag thinking he can be aggressive with you, somehow making him right.

Thanks for the high effort visuals though, they really made the post enjoyable to read.
 

Similar threads

whenitsoveritsover
Replies
5
Views
189
Ron.Belgrade
Ron.Belgrade
wasted12years
Replies
13
Views
459
lifeisfucked215
lifeisfucked215
Chudpreet
Replies
45
Views
874
faded
faded
Jason Voorhees
Replies
8
Views
198
AutistCuredGoonPig
AutistCuredGoonPig
Despicablecel
Replies
4
Views
248
DeathIsSalvation
DeathIsSalvation

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top