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GaveItALLiGotCel

GaveItALLiGotCel

Porn stole my sense of control.
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One of my biggest coping mechanisms is having a sense of humor. I would probably be a corpse right now if I didn’t have one. Maybe I should look into some stand up shit just to get out of my room idk. I’m drunk off vodka and came up with this joke that I would say to a bunch of normies at a open mic thingy if I had more balls than I currently do.

“So have you guys heard about these incels? There are these guys on the internet who can’t get laid even though they want to. They say it’s cause of their genetics mainly in relation to their face and height and sometimes race. While others say it’s because they have bad or toxic personalities.

Well I have some advice for them as a 25 year old virgin, but not incel. Just find the ugliest, fattest, most mentally ill, rotten hearted bitch you can find and pretend she’s an 8 year old boy.”

:society::feelsUnreal: :soy::lul:
 
studies shows that if you're a chad then people are more likely to laugh when hearing your jokes more than when you're a normal average looking or legit incel tier looks.
no laugh to the jokes of subhumans
 
studies shows that if you're a chad then people are more likely to laugh when hearing your jokes more than when you're a normal average looking or legit incel tier looks.
no laugh to the jokes of subhumans
I would rather make them extremely uncomfortable than to make them laugh to be honest.
 
studies shows that if you're a chad then people are more likely to laugh when hearing your jokes more than when you're a normal average looking or legit incel tier looks.
no laugh to the jokes of subhumans
Make myself laugh above all else.
 
One of my biggest coping mechanisms is having a sense of humor. I would probably be a corpse right now if I didn’t have one. Maybe I should look into some stand up shit just to get out of my room idk. I’m drunk off vodka and came up with this joke that I would say to a bunch of normies at a open mic thingy if I had more balls than I currently do.

“So have you guys heard about these incels? There are these guys on the internet who can’t get laid even though they want to. They say it’s cause of their genetics mainly in relation to their face and height and sometimes race. While others say it’s because they have bad or toxic personalities.

Well I have some advice for them as a 25 year old virgin, but not incel. Just find the ugliest, fattest, most mentally ill, rotten hearted bitch you can find and pretend she’s an 8 year old boy.”

:society::feelsUnreal: :soy::lul:
just cuck yourself theory
 
Tell me something funny
 

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