So I watched the Barbie movie today, and it was a weird experience, I felt like I was tripping.
So to begin with, there were either couples or foids in the theater. I was the only single man there
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So I can preemptively conclude that most men are dragged into this movie by their foids
Positives:
1. The set design, costumes and special effects are all amazing. No flaws from a technical standpoint.
2.Ryan Gosling and Will Ferrel are phenomenal. I feel like carried the whole movie.
3. It is very entertaining, oftentimes in a 'wtf did I just watch' way.
The negatives:
1.It is a turbo feminist movie. To the point it feels like it is a parody or written by ChatGPT.
2. Forced diversity. There is a fat, tranny black, asian, hispanic, wheelchair Barbies. There is even a designated trucel, named Alan, played by Michael Cera.
The story:
It begins with a '2001: A Space Odyssey' reference and some feminist bullshit. This sets the tone for the rest of the movie, as it gets more and more unhinged.
Barbieland is a feminazi fantasy: women rule everything, while men have no rights, jobs or even homes.
Then MC Barbie becomes self aware, and goes to the real world with the Incel Simp, played by Gosling, who is her boyfriend in name only.
The real world is pictured as a parody of patriarchy, I don't think even Afghanistan is that blatant. Men are pictured as cartoonishly evil and incompetent.
So Gosling learns about how men rule the world, and goes to Barbieland to take over.
He does this by telling everyone how amazing patriarchy is, and then everyone just accepts it.
The women are happier because they don't have to work, and the men feel needed.
You can't make this shit up.
Then Barbie returns, and she 'unbrainwashes' the other foids with a speech made of contradictions and bullshit about how women have it so bad.
Then they defeat the men by abusing their helpfulness and love for them, and turn them against each other. Just like i real life
The men quickly make up, but by then it is too late. The men can't bring themselves to hurt the women.
Everything returns to the status quo, and Barbie becomes a real girl, which is a wtf moment as well.
Conclusions:
Honestly, while watching the movie I was wondering if it was some kind of parody or subversion.
So I had to watch an interview with Greta Gerwig, the writer and director.
Turns out it that The Barbie Movie is just so stupid it turns a full circle and becomes Genius.
If you ever feel like seeing how foids look at the world, this movie might make for a good laugh. Just make sure to wait until you can torrent it.
This wall of text only begins to describe the fever dream that I experienced. I don't think it is feminist propaganda simply because if it was, it would only work on those who have overdosed on the bluepill
So to begin with, there were either couples or foids in the theater. I was the only single man there
.So I can preemptively conclude that most men are dragged into this movie by their foids
Positives:
1. The set design, costumes and special effects are all amazing. No flaws from a technical standpoint.
2.Ryan Gosling and Will Ferrel are phenomenal. I feel like carried the whole movie.
3. It is very entertaining, oftentimes in a 'wtf did I just watch' way.
The negatives:
1.It is a turbo feminist movie. To the point it feels like it is a parody or written by ChatGPT.
2. Forced diversity. There is a fat, tranny black, asian, hispanic, wheelchair Barbies. There is even a designated trucel, named Alan, played by Michael Cera.
The story:
It begins with a '2001: A Space Odyssey' reference and some feminist bullshit. This sets the tone for the rest of the movie, as it gets more and more unhinged.
Barbieland is a feminazi fantasy: women rule everything, while men have no rights, jobs or even homes.
Then MC Barbie becomes self aware, and goes to the real world with the Incel Simp, played by Gosling, who is her boyfriend in name only.
The real world is pictured as a parody of patriarchy, I don't think even Afghanistan is that blatant. Men are pictured as cartoonishly evil and incompetent.
So Gosling learns about how men rule the world, and goes to Barbieland to take over.
He does this by telling everyone how amazing patriarchy is, and then everyone just accepts it.
The women are happier because they don't have to work, and the men feel needed.
You can't make this shit up
.Then Barbie returns, and she 'unbrainwashes' the other foids with a speech made of contradictions and bullshit about how women have it so bad
.Then they defeat the men by abusing their helpfulness and love for them, and turn them against each other. Just like i real life
The men quickly make up, but by then it is too late. The men can't bring themselves to hurt the women.
Everything returns to the status quo, and Barbie becomes a real girl, which is a wtf moment as well.
Conclusions:
Honestly, while watching the movie I was wondering if it was some kind of parody or subversion.
So I had to watch an interview with Greta Gerwig, the writer and director.
Turns out it that The Barbie Movie is just so stupid it turns a full circle and becomes Genius.
If you ever feel like seeing how foids look at the world, this movie might make for a good laugh. Just make sure to wait until you can torrent it.
This wall of text only begins to describe the fever dream that I experienced. I don't think it is feminist propaganda simply because if it was, it would only work on those who have overdosed on the bluepill
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