[Experiment] If a girl came to this forum and offered bjs to help us ascend, would you take her up on it?

Would you take the bj?

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 64.2%
  • No

    Votes: 29 35.8%

  • Total voters
    81
No1stupid

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Assuming she was willing to travel anywhere in the world, and was offering her services as a Mother Teresa for lonelycels who was willing to do whatever it took to make us feel whole again. Would your social anxiety get the best of you, or would you join the waitlist for a free bj?
 
Angry_runt

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nO... oNLy 10/10 tEeN viRgiNs fOr mE, aLL oThEr fOiDs dOn'T cOuNt
 
LiterallyASoyboy

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What is this question?
 
NoCopeNoHope

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So a pro bono prostitute? Yes. Essentially a free blowjob. But then again, most of us aren't after just sex here.
 
Incellectual

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volcel if you wouldn't
 
grayjedi90

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I would take the offer but tbh it doesn't solve the real problem which is wanting someone who genuinely loves you and wants to live by your side...
 
Joker

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would a BJ really help me feel happy?
what happens after the BJ? I'm still a fucking incel. I still cant attract a mate. I'm still forever isolated.
I don't see a point in it.
 
Joelossus

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Why does it has to be a bj?
 
Napoleon de Geso

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Only if she pretty
 
PPEcel

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If she's a 7/10 and above, yes.

I mean, she's essentially an escort offering free services, most of can already get a BJ with enough cash. My inceldom isn't about sex, it's about being subhuman trash and never being able to live a normal life
 
Sparrow's Song

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would a BJ really help me feel happy?
what happens after the BJ? I'm still a fucking incel. I still cant attract a mate. I'm still forever isolated.
I don't see a point in it.
Normies who say incels should just go fuck whores should fuck their faces up, stop being around friends, and stop having relationships or hookups for the rest of their lives so they can find out if occasional dick tingles can really be enough to keep them coping for most of their life.

>"Hey doctor, I have this weird rash on my ass"...

>He says: "Here's some opium".
 
J

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I would never accept pity sexual encounters especially not from someone trashy enough to suck anyone’s dick
 
ionlycopenow

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Might as well have asked "would you take a million dollars right now no catch yes or no"
 
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Why bother? Just use a fleshlight, and then at least it's not awkward afterwards.
 
EyesAreSoCold

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Ye sure. It would make me feel a little better but wouldn't be any "ascension".
If she's a 7/10 and above, yes.

I mean, she's essentially an escort offering free services, most of can already get a BJ with enough cash. My inceldom isn't about sex, it's about being subhuman trash and never being able to live a normal life
tbh
 
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girls NOT ALLOWED on this forum therefore it would be a violation of rules.
 
speedtypingincel

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Assuming she was willing to travel anywhere in the world, and was offering her services as a Mother Teresa for lonelycels who was willing to do whatever it took to make us feel whole again. Would your social anxiety get the best of you, or would you join the waitlist for a free bj?
Yes, but would she do it? Hypergamy would govern this forum and only the tallfags would get any at all.
 
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TheSecondComing

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so one suck from a whore and then back to the status quo? wow, "ascension"
 
-EndlessVirginity-

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Never, I rather be an incel than some whore's charity project.
 
FinnCel

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Volcel if you wouldn't

But that's not going to happen.
She'll take the best looking guy here and only give him bj
 
pp183

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no im a rly paranoid person tbh. even if this existed i wouldve interpreted it as a scam or something of that nature
 
starystulejarz

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That was my dream which will never come true. Not a single member of "empathic gender" want to rescue males, they want us to suffer.
Volcel if you wouldn't

But that's not going to happen.
She'll take the best looking guy here and only give him bj
aka knajjd
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks

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Assuming she was willing to travel anywhere in the world, and was offering her services as a Mother Teresa for lonelycels who was willing to do whatever it took to make us feel whole again. Would your social anxiety get the best of you, or would you join the waitlist for a free bj?
she needs to do it daily
 
manicel

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I would take it but that isn't ascending for me, i wouldn't be able to have sex ever again
 
KanashiiOtokonoko

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I would try, but I'm pretty sure I have porn-induced erectile dysfunction.
 
ERadicator

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JFL at thinking getting a bj counts as ascending, you're retarded
 
Darth Cialis

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She'd probably only help the chadcels ascend so no.
 
ThirdWorldcel

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Roastie level question :feelslala:
 
TheMinimalist

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No, don't trust anyone on this forum :feelstrash:
 
Akkadian

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Doesn't mean you ascend though, the way to ascend is to get a virgin foid and that's it
 
RollD20

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sure if she didnt suck off some else right before. Just to be sure she should clean her mouth with detergent.
 
Fat Link

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No.

Its pity and it's charity.

Its not love and acceptance and most of all choosing me/us which is why I would politely refuse such a gesture as arguably what we all really want is not a sex slave or a prostitute but to be chosen by a woman to be her partner which means husband and or boyfriend NOT "fling" or "human dildo".

THAT is what normies simply do not understand about our kind.

It never was "solely" about "getting laid".

VALIDATION!

VALIDATION!!

VALIDATION!!!

Is what we actually desire.

A woman choosing us to be her partner means we have worth as men or at least provides the "missing element" or "ingrediant" if you prefer that would complete our lives.
 
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yes if she wore a paper bag on her head and declared incels are real men while singing we will fuck you we will fuck youwhile dressed as a nun
 
WawelDragon1683

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I don't believe in unicorns.
 
Fearofeight

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nO... oNLy 10/10 tEeN viRgiNs fOr mE, aLL oThEr fOiDs dOn'T cOuNt
This but unironically.

I don't wanna fuck a prostitute, I want a life partner who I can cuddle with and express true intimate love/intercourse with.
 
LittleBoy

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would a BJ really help me feel happy?
what happens after the BJ? I'm still a fucking incel. I still cant attract a mate. I'm still forever isolated.
I don't see a point in it.
 
Fearofeight

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Also a 10/10 or just the virgin part?
How I define 10/10 and how others do is very different. It's not hard to be a 10/10 foid in my opinion.

But it's not like I can pick and choose.
 
Descartes

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How I define 10/10 and how others do is very different. It's not hard to be a 10/10 foid in my opinion.
So you don't mean gigastacy (perfect looks) but rather a cute girl with the type of personality traits you like?
 
Fearofeight

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but rather a cute girl with the type of personality traits you like?
Yes, what I most desire...

Currently in my classroom there is a looksmaxxed chadlite (who already has a GF) trying to woo my cute crush. He's known to hit on girls regardless. He got her phone number today, I want to BEAT THE SHIT out off him. FUCK.
 
LitVirgin

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Thats shits a trap dawg no foid making sexual advances towards me is serious
 
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