If life was a sandwish, chads would be the bacon, normies would be the mayo, and I would be the shit

KonchoTOTO

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Everyone wants bacon in their sandwich

Only fat chicks put mayo in their sandwich

No one puts shit on their sandwish. My skin color looks exactly like the shits i take in my bathroom. I wish I was full black or white, instead of this indian shitskin monstrocity
 
voiceoftreason

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The world is an unforgiving place OP and I'm so sorry.
 
Eskimocel

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its over if you are not a baguette in 2019
 
TheRealChincel

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its over if you are not a baguette in 2019
I saw a college aged woman posing with a baguette last week like she was throating it, that baguette is more valued than 90% of males.
 
Eskimocel

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I saw a college aged woman posing with a baguette last week like she was throating it, that baguette is more valued than 90% of males.
the baguette has had more interaction that the whole forum
 
TheRealChincel

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the baguette has had more interaction that the whole forum
Yes, yes. :feelsbadman::cryfeels::feelscry::feelsrope: I saw a Chadguette and realized that it mogged billions of men.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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But what if someone likes shit on their sandwich
 
Cuyen

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we are even more worthless than shit
 
SuperSaiyanGymcel

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what great metaphor
 
Wasted

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if life was a sandwich, incels would be the crust on the bread that everyone pulls off because no one wants to eat it.
 
FlamingCel

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if life was a sandwich, incels would be the crust on the bread that everyone pulls off because no one wants to eat it.
I hate the crust.I always take it off
 
chudur-budur

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And curries are the corns in the shit.
 
Blue Squirtle

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Ethnics in the West have it bad.
 
ihaveno1

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i dont want mayo or bacon or shit on my sandwich tbh
 
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