Venting If you woke up as chad what would you do first?

[jackwolfskin999]

If you woke up in bed looking perfect
I would probably stare in the mirror for a long time, I'm used to being repulsed by my reflection, I would experience what's it's like to love it,
I would then go outside and I'll just walk, feel what it's like to walk with power loving every step I take, and people staring at me mirining, I would just do normal things go on a bus go into a shop feel like I'm on a drug high

I would then spot the best looking woman on the street, approach and say "let's fuck"
Probably fuck her in the bushes
Go home, on way home pick up more stacies this time twins and bring them home to fuck
I would probably fall asleep about then
that would be day 1

Edit: I have reconsidered it and may not do the last half, instead I might volcelmax

 

[Haywire]

pussy

 

[zangano1]

Go ER

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Slay

 

[Deleted member 16809]

post a video in motion on looksmaxx while calling all the other users subhuman

 

[Futurecel2.0]

Get a good job

 

[jackwolfskin999]

post a video in motion on looksmaxx while calling all the other users subhuman

Jfl @ thinking of these forums for a split second as Chad

 

[Deleted member 16809]

Jfl @ thinking of these forums for a second as Chad

Just the thought of being worshiped by random psl cucks on some shit forum while having a free pass to call other users subhuman seems much better than slaying

 

[Deleted member 19079]

become a gold digger

 

[Wiseman]

Post on incels.co, just like all chads do

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Create profile in dating site and search pretty whores to bang

 

[Insomniac]

Post on incels.co, just like all chads do

 

[Adolf_Hitler]

post a video in motion on looksmaxx while calling all the other users subhuman

 

[Insomniac]

I would buy a bunny costume and hop around

@RegisterUserName

 

[Wonder]

Contract AIDS, infect foids, hope there is no cure soon.

 

[Frat Link The Chad]

I would perform the American Psycho morning routine complete with honey almond body scrub.

Only thereafter would I embark upon the hunt for poontang.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Contract AIDS, infect foids, hope there is no cure soon.

 

[Ignas]

Instagrammaxx and tindermaxx, slay, and become the embodiment of looks blackpill

 

[Vermilioncore]

What all chads do -- go out and win.

 

[BrendioEEE]

Create profile in dating site and search pretty whores to bang

 

[Carotel]

Post on incels.co, just like all chads do

Very based

 

[needsolution]

i would pump and dump pussies every day

 

[Saigon Depression]

I would pick up a girl the same with the same ease people buy groceries.

 

[ihaveno1]

I would fuck

 

[FinnCel]

I'd start banging hoes and starting to tell about incel problems in public

 

[TheSecondComing]

have sex and then find a way to make easy income from being good looking

 

[Carotel]

I would pick up a girl the same with the same ease people buy groceries.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Clean my room, it's filthy.

 

[seija]

I would start up an entrepreneuring modeling business involving all the Stacies I get and I'll be featured as the main model if I was Chad, then make a harem out of those model Stacies and become a multimillionaire.

 

[DoctorBlythe]

Pet and feed my cat probably

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Wageslave and shitpost on .co

 

[Guest2]

ermaxx, slay

 

[Magnanimity]

Be the star of my own Hallmark romcom.

 

[muharremabi]

Looking at mirror straight 24 hours

 

[ruvelyy]

I’d get a better job even if I woke up a chad I wouldn’t have time to slay

 

[quinn24]

stare into the mirror, what else?

 

[Dionysus]

fuck bitches