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Serious I’m gonna try to lose my v card this summer before uni

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Edmund_Kemper

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I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
 
See you at the end of summer
 
I have a whole legendary deck of v trading card. It's over.
 
im going to try and fly to the moon this summer
 
Jfl rotting among incels and you didn't even try. This is why teenagers should be purged from this forum
 
I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
Good luck. Hope that you manage it despite all odds.
 
I might try out online dating again. Won't work, but still might try it again
 
women can see your v card from a mile away,
unless your high or drunk
 
Nigga is like 24
He's pretty late going to university then. And that makes it even worse. The implication is that he wasn't even trying until now for some reason.
 
Goodluck. minmaxx all your stats before you try :feelsdevil:
 
I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
Why do you niggas say "v card" :feelswhat::feelshaha:
 
I turn 24 in a few months
I was gonna say you shouldn’t be on here if you’ve just graduated from high school and starting uni.

Good luck then. I’m 24 in grad school and I already feel old having to share a campus with lots of 19-21 year old undergraduate students. I can’t imagine actually being in undergrad at 24.
 
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I was gonna say you shouldn’t be on here if you’ve just graduated from high school and starting uni.

Good luck then. I’m 24 in grad school and I already feel old having to share a campus with lots of 19-21 year old undergraduate students. I can’t imagine actually being in undergrad at 24.
I wish I went to uni at 18-22
 
Only way to "guarantee" lose it is through prostitution, in legal places ofc (calm down fbicels)

Trying on campus is pretty useless tbh, I would know; been trying for years.
 
I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
Good luck.
 
Idk where to try anymore.
I don’t even see girls out and about anymore it’s like they all left the city or something.
 
I might try to get one night stand at some bar
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@Copexodius Maximus thoughts?
See you at the end of summer
 
I hope him the best, although I doubt it will be fulfilling other than knowing he can get with a woman (if he can).
do you think a mid 20s autistic virgin can walk into a bar, alone, and get laid via cold approach?
 
do you think a mid 20s autistic virgin can walk into a bar, alone, and get laid via cold approach?
If he’s drunk enough and she’s attracted enough.
 
what would him being drunk have to do with it?

have you ever witnessed anyone else get laid via cold approach in a bar?
I don’t go to bars, but I will say that it’s a meme among normies that if you can’t get laid while sober, it doesn’t count.
 
Jfl rotting among incels and you didn't even try. This is why teenagers should be purged from this forum
I will never get this shit its so fucking annoying.
 
I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
-Try a short description like: "Any stds out there I'm willing to catch it". Or whatever fits your style

- Don't take selfies if you don't have a good face. Put friends/people to take pictures of you in diferent places. Basically fake it till you make it. Also use filters if you feel the need to.

-Don't tell them that you are a virgin, lie about it. But if you decide to tell them that you are a virgin, tell them that is because of religion reasons but you had a change of heart/lost faith. I will personally tell them that I was a muslim/have a muslim family that wanted to arrange a mariage for me, but decided to follow my heart and go against their will.

-study their profiles/pics for openers and conversations. Try to steer the conversation into getting their number. If they want to exchange insta (and you don't have), just say that you are still working into starting your modelling career or something similar.

-if you get their phone number. Try speaking on the phone for a bit before setting a date. Oh, and don't be thristy and have patience as you will probably get frustrated with online dating.

Apologies for the wall of text or if I sound patronizing. Good luck and I hope I will not see you on the forum after this summer.
I will try to do the same this summer and if I can't lose my V card this way, I will just buy an escort :D:D:D.
Love G :bluepill::bluepill::redpill::redpill:
 
If he’s drunk enough and she’s attracted enough.
I went to that same bar 2 weeks ago with my friend. I might go again. I’m gonna do intensive research about what to do to get one night stand. Already bought 2 packs of condoms
 
I went to that same bar 2 weeks ago with my friend. I might go again. I’m gonna do intensive research about what to do to get one night stand. Already bought 2 packs of condoms
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I went to that same bar 2 weeks ago with my friend. I might go again. I’m gonna do intensive research about what to do to get one night stand. Already bought 2 packs of condoms
If you have friends, and are at a bar, everyones having fun singing songs and whatnot, and covid lockdowns are ending, and it's 2am, and foids are horny and desperate and drunk, then your chances of ascending aren't exactly zero. Wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, don't shave, wear your best button down shirt and pants. It could happen.

Like geez, just having friends that are willing to hang out with you in public puts you in a good spot right there.
 
If you have friends, and are at a bar, everyones having fun singing songs and whatnot, and covid lockdowns are ending, and it's 2am, and foids are horny and desperate and drunk, then your chances of ascending aren't exactly zero. Wear a baseball cap, sunglasses, don't shave, wear your best button down shirt and pants. It could happen.

Like geez, just having friends that are willing to hang out with you in public puts you in a good spot right there.
Yeah. I live with my parents so I have to find a way to get her to invite me to her place
 
You got the vaxx?

My condolences.
 
I might go on dating apps and try and I might try to get one night stand at some bar I went to just in case dating apps don’t work
Probably won't happen. Your only chance at losing your virginity is by paying for it.
 
Try to lose it in uni, it's a much better place for that (in theory)
 
dont end up in jail.
 

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