Uggo Mongo
Righty-O!
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I don't know if this was a stunt or a real rejection but I couldn't help thinking about the prospect of being a betabuxxer. They have to plan an elaborate and "special" moment for them to drop down on one knee and beg some post-wall veteran slut (usually) to accept their expensive ring. If she says no they are utterly crushed and humiliated with many people watching. If she says yes they have to spend tens of thousands on a special one day event for the bride. All for her to have a greater than coin flip chance of divorcing the poor betabux as soon as she's eligible for alimony and splitting half of his assets (or more than half, plus his house especially if kids are involved good chance also they aren't his and he'll never discover this fact until it's too late).
Meanwhile, she's dropping on one knee and begging Chad to marry her after one date and trying to trap him by sabotaging his condoms.
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