[Media] Incel Music - Chad Still Fucks Your Wife

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You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Thrusting big cock into her as a JB
Oxytocin, pair-bonding love memories
An adoration against which you right now just can't compete

And the blackpill overthrows comforting lies
Cause when she looks at her first Chad there's an altered perception
And I'd pay for a JB, but they're Chad's exclusivity

You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
Cause you don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Betabuxxing now, this ain't ascending
Cuck is worse than incel
The way I wanna be, in love with a JB
Virgin, all to myself

And cucked love is bound to fail

You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

And you are a huge cuck
 
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How long did it take you to practice this?
 
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Impressive.
 
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How long did it take you to practice this?
You mean the song? I adapted the lyrics in like 15 minutes and remembered the chords/practiced the song like half an hour before recording. It was the third take, in the first one the guitar was too loud because of the positioning of my cellphone and in the second I made a mistake at the end.

The volume ended up being too low though :confused: Edit: I'm low IQ and the volume of my browser was lowered :feelstastyman:

@Leucosticte got unbanned, good timing.
 
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@Mainlander how old are you?
 
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voice of an angel
 
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Based JB lover.
 
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That was amazing. Post a guitar tab. :feelsokman:
remembered the chords/practiced the song like half an hour before recording
Remembered the chords from what? Is this a parody of an existing song?

Edit: Never mind - I saw on the YT page: "Silverchair - Luv Your Life"
 
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I played it one semitone lower cause that's the default tuning I keep my guitar in.

Chorus: C, C7M, F

Verses: C, Fm

"Du du du" part: G Am F C

Calm part: xx5550 xx5500 xx10 10 10 0 (that was an adaptation I made)

Bridge: D# F

Then C# and F# when the tone changes and C and F again in the last part

Falsetto at "cuck": F B Bb F

Outro: F# G G# F F# G
 
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Yeah composing something like that so fast would be a genius feat lol.
I played it one semitone lower cause that's the default tuning I keep my guitar in.

Chorus: C, C7M, F

Verses: C, Fm

"Du du du" part: G Am F C

Calm part: xx5550 xx5500 xx10 10 10 0 (that was an adaptation I made)

Bridge: D# F

Then C# and F# when the tone changes and C and F again in the last part

Falsetto at "cuck": F B Bb F

Outro: F# G G# F F# G
Just learn an instrument bro. Women love musicians bro. It will make you attractive bro.

Honest cold truth: Did you learn music primarily to try to be attractive to women?

I did. Didn't work. But I'm still glad I did it. Timeless cope.
 
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Here's the original thread, by the way (which I link to more often than any of my other essays, because bridal virginity is of such crucial importance).

Awesome to see it turned into a song; thanks @Mainländer. Now the next step is to get some artwork for the song like what they had in Darkwing Cuck.
 
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Just learn an instrument bro. Women love musicians bro. It will make you attractive bro.

Honest cold truth: Did you learn music primarily to try to be attractive to women?

I did. Didn't work. But I'm still glad I did it. Timeless cope.
Kek. That cuck who invited the guy from Slayer to his show BTFO.

Being quite honest, I didn't learn it to attract women, but at some times I adhered to some musical styles I didn't even like to try attracting women. But once I noticed it didn't work I just restarted playing just shit I like.

Here's the original thread, by the way (which I link to more often than any of my other essays, because bridal virginity is of such crucial importance).

Awesome to see it turned into a song; thanks @Mainländer.
You're welcome, thank you for your amazing thread, from which I could get inspiration for the lyrics. That thread was undoubtedly one of my favorites ever here and it's not immortalized on Youtube (I took the precaution of censoring "fuck" to avoid it getting flagged or something).
 
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You're welcome, thank you for your amazing thread, from which I could get inspiration for the lyrics. That thread was undoubtedly one of my favorites ever here and it's not immortalized on Youtube (I took the precaution of censoring "fuck" to avoid it getting flagged or something).
Well they got away with using "fuck" in the other song, but maybe it just never got reported. Kind of like how there are reposts of ER vids that apparently don't get reported either.
 
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Well they got away with using "fuck" in the other song, but maybe it just never got reported. Kind of like how there are reposts of ER vids that apparently don't get reported either.
That song was an inspiration also, of course. That "incel music" channel is great tbh, too bad the guy stopped making new content apparently.

Sometimes shit takes ages to be reported. Like the Vaginal Jesus album which after years was recently put in limited mode.
 

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