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NSFW incel symptom: wanting a girl to ride your cock cowgirl style
I haven't tried any sex because I am still a virgin. I don't actually need a vagina to grab my cock and bend it towards my anus while 100% erect to know that this will be painful and damaging.
Prone masturbation much like "selfuck" only can be done at partial-mast. Hard to calculate an exact % so I'll just say 50% hard. The dick is more flexible at that point. It can bend forward/backward because it hasn't fully expanded lengthwise.
I guess you can keep your dick pointed "up" (ie "superior" anatomy: towards head) while doing this but I think most guys who fap prone do it like me where they bend the head downward towards their feet ("inferior" anatomy)
One major reason for this might be that there's a pocket in your underwear you can fuck like a pseudopussy when it points down/inferior, whereas if you have it point up/superior there is no pocket. If it's long, it goes up past the waistband. If it's not: still no pocket to fuck.
This is why I need an onahole. It's a pocket for all directions so I could point my dick naturally upward/superior like you would be when fucking a vagina properly. This would let me fap at 100% blood capacity and it would feel better and not injure me.
I just need to get low-inhib enough to walk into a sex shop or order something in the mail.
Much as a loli onahole would be the idea IDGAF tbh, anything would be an improvement, even an anal/oral emulation onahole or something based on an ugly porn star. I'm not likely going to look at it while fucking it anyway, since I'd need to either have an onapelvis/"onahip" or emulat one by tying a smaller/narrower onahole to a body pillow.
I guess I could try to fap supine if I had an onahole (anyone ever try the sock/vaseline thing? never have tbh) like I saw a guy do in a vid once, it seems cool.
It feels tighter if the foid leans backwards a little though.
Cope, I would want cowgirl because we could hug at the same time. But it will never happen, and it is over.
"A little" could be tolerable at 5-10 degrees of backward lean.
Note this is only the illusion of tightness though: her pussy is still probably loose, but you are getting pressure on just one side of your dick by aiming your dick against her pussy wall and raking the sides, instead of all-around tightness on all four sides of your dick.
Keep in mind that if you are lying on your back, for your dick to point "up" at the ceiling rather than "superior" to your head is already a 90 degree bend from it's natural angle though. 10 more is 100 degrees. Just how much do you want to bend it bro?
Although leaning back would increase the pressure of your dick against the anterior wall of her pussy (or posterior wall if in reverse cowgirl) this can't fully emulate actuall "milking" tightness on your shaft.
I doubt if even does much stimulation for even one side of the shaft, more than likely it's just the head scraping the wall, so you're addicted to "glans stimulation" due to being circumcised.
I would probably be the same way if I ever had sex.
The "raking pressure" increase is entirely because of the resistance your own dick is providing to going to this extreme angle.
Another option might be to find some way of just pushing you dick up against her anterior wall through some other means, like voluntarily flexing the muscle that does so harder. That's probably the healthier way.
This is called the
Ischiocavernosus muscle
I'm uncircumcised.
Yeah, I'm well aware that it's only the illusion of tightness. Kegels can help though if the foid is fit.
only if they voluntarily contract their stronger muscles during sex (as a good sex worker would) to emulate the instinctive tightening that foids do to guys they're actually attracted to
that's only part of the equation though TBH
you need blood engorgement in the crux and vestibules. Otherwise there's nothing for the PC muscles to push up against Kegels and voluntary contraction dont' help there
to get that the foid needs arousal, so she needs to fantasize about chad or flick her bean
PC muscles are only the platform that the swollen balloons rest on. If there's a deflated balloon atop the sturdy platform it's all for naught
The "ischiocavernosus muscle" (contrast IC to PC) tenses the vagina during orgasm. I guess it's possible some foids might learn to contract that voluntarily in addition to the PC muscles...
If that wer the case, if we look at the angle of pull this probably does more to shorten the vagina than to narrow it though.
I imagine a co-contraction with the transversus perineia might accomplish that though....
These two pairs of muscles surround the bulbocavernosis/bulbospongiosis muscles which are closer to the vagina...
These BC/BS muscles would have an even more direct effect than the IC muscles in shortening the vagina from the looks of it.
They probably also provide a more adjacent platform for the vestibular bulbs to push against too
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Being a straight man symptom.
Lolis cant do that IRL, they're too tight. Source: 4chan not me
I want to press a foid against my pillow and fuck the shit out of her tbh ded srs
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I am sure tbis will be an option available to you soom
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very true
i've always wanted a petite little girl to sit on my cock and ride me while i sit in a bit of an indian style way. then we just rest and press our bodies up against each other
i also wanted to try doggystyle before i died. like true doggystyle where i mount up and can really get in there inside her and just have pure sex blasting deep into her womb. but alas im here on a friday night typing away because i have nothing going on in my life and i'm just obsesemaxxing as i type this.
i've always wanted a petite little girl to sit on my cock and ride me while i sit in a bit of an indian style way. then we just rest and press our bodies up against each other
i also wanted to try doggystyle before i died. like true doggystyle where i mount up and can really get in there inside her and just have pure sex blasting deep into her womb. but alas im here on a friday night typing away because i have nothing going on in my life and i'm just obsesemaxxing as i type this.
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With escorts I'm a big fan of missionary position, it feels the most natural, and if I want I can always lean forward a bit so that I don't have to look at her.
With cowgirl she's always facing you and it can get awkward.
Doggystyle is not really my favourite because my penis curves upwards, so her hips have to be super low for it to work.
Prone position is also nice, but thrusting is literally you spreading and closing your legs so it can get tiresome.
With cowgirl she's always facing you and it can get awkward.
Doggystyle is not really my favourite because my penis curves upwards, so her hips have to be super low for it to work.
Prone position is also nice, but thrusting is literally you spreading and closing your legs so it can get tiresome.
Sitting on your cock would mean putting her glutes on her cock, which would prevent your cock from going into her pelvis.
I think maybe what you actually want is for her to sit on your balls while your penis bypasses her glutes by way of her perineum entrances.
I think I have you covered here, is this pretty much what you're thinking of Pum?
reminder lads: never ever
Can't do what, exactly? You're being incredibly vague sir.
Loli is a wide spectrum with a lot of measurement variation.
What foids are capable of with vaginas depends not just their inherent size but also the size of the dick they're trying to do it with.
So generalizing as if there's some hard-and-fast overall rule is being silly HL.
This is very vague and confusing, like which part of you are you pressing against the pillow? Where is the pillow placed on your bed?
Not always
perhaps MORE OFTEN though. I guess it's just more in her control and more awkward for you to look away since you don't really have the "my neck is too tired to hold up my head" excuse to droop it over one of her shoulders aside her head
Not sure where you get that, you referring to abduction/adduction in hip joint?
My motion is usually doing flexion/extension alternations between something like 5-15 degrees. Occasionally with a little lateral pelvic shimmies for variety but for the most part it's somewhat one dimensional in terms of the glenohumeral mobility. There's obviously some spinal flexion/extension alternation to for altering the pelvic tilt throughout to do angle changes.
Anyway, if you analyze the art I posted above, it actually highlights something about cowgirl: your dick doesn't actually need to get bend 90 degrees from your body just because the girls' head is upright, because she could be arching her spine a great deal so that her pelvis is still mostly lying down (maybe just lifting your dick 30-40 degrees which is tolerable). The key here is what the foid's pelvic tilt is compared to your own.
Parallel pelvises = no dick strain, your natural dick angle is pointing straight up toward her torso.
Perpendicular pelvises = your dick will get bent at one point or another (usually the base) to force it to be perpendicular with her pelvis instead of your own.
If she isn't arching her back and just lying her chest onto yours that usually gets called "reverse missionary" rather than cowgirl. Reverse missionary is probably a lot less likely to strain your dick-lifting muscles, but requires the foid to have more sophisticated spatial awareness since she's moving forward/back rather than up/down.
She might like that though since it's probably less musculr effort. She can use her arms more to help too.
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I will never understand loliconcels. Foids don't even develop shape at that age, and no I don't give a fuck about the moral stand point
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IDC I just want to hand hold.
shape is always present to varying degees
like with taste, some prefer overwhelming obvious flavors, some prefer subtle flavours, some prefer BOTH (alternating between the two, never settling on one)
for example: these are less-subtle shapes:
these are more-subtle shapes:
shape is not a discrete yes/no it is a continuum of measurements
They are drawings. Again, I will never understand those who fap to this shit.
I'm not understanding your point, you can't find a drawing more attractive than a photograph?
Both images don't do anything for me. First one because it's a picture of a disgusting sheboon, second one because it's a fucking drawing. I took a 3 year course studying traditional & fine art before I dropped out so I know a thing or two in the creative field, I could render a better image myself than the one you posted. But i'm not going to because it's a waste of my time and I don't have to prove anything to you
I really hate missionary. And, forgive me for asking, but don't you think that your height is also a reason why you dislike doggy?
The thing is, during cowgirl, if I'm feeling a bit nervous and don't want to look at her face, I can look at her tits instead. In missionary, if I don't look want to look at her face, I'm forced to look at the pillows behind her.
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Yessir!!
Would be Heaven just to feel this once before I die
If she's attractive , sure
I’d rather reverse cowgirl tbh. I’m a feet guy anyway
IRL this is probably actually painful to have her lean back on her hands because it points your cock toward your feet.
I mean, I fap that way, but only at 50% stiffness.
I'd be 100% hard inside a qt like this though and thus it would damage my dick more.
But we enjoy it in theory because having never experienced it, we don't encounter the fundamental logistics nightmare of dickbending.
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A more developed foid would be better for this but yeah.
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Would fuck both. That nigga volcelI'm not understanding your point, you can't find a drawing more attractive than a photograph?
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Quite possibly so.
The weird thing about my body is that I have a decently large frame and I'm almost all torso. So when it comes to missionary, even if she is like 5'10" I manage to line up such that I'm at least eye level if not more.
The other thing as well is my dick curves noticeably upwards, so missionary just fits it better. Also forgive me, but missionary is where I actually feel like I'm fucking somebody. Cowgirl I'm getting fucked.
Doggystyle is alright but honestly it is difficult to line up a lot of the time because of my height, and you're feeling less of the woman so it's not as stimulating. With missionary I can easily touch her boobs with my hands, have her wrap her legs around my waist. Doggy is pretty much just your pelvis in contact with her pelvis, and my arm-span is not long enough to comfortably reach around for other goods.
I'd much rather look at the pillow tbh. Cowgirl is far to intimate for me, especially if I'm fucking a hooker.
Oh yeah if you're almost all torso doggy is gonna be a bit hard if her legs are a lot longer than yours.
I'm a lazycel and often drink a bit if I'm fucking a whore, so if she does all the work I like it.
I'm a bit unsure about this one but I see it this way :
I think an incel would like that because technically the foid would be doing all the work while you lie down and relax, implying that she very much wants you sexually as opposed to positions where the guy would be doing all the work which imply that you want her more than she wants you,
tl;dr it's because you want to be wanted .
I think an incel would like that because technically the foid would be doing all the work while you lie down and relax, implying that she very much wants you sexually as opposed to positions where the guy would be doing all the work which imply that you want her more than she wants you,
tl;dr it's because you want to be wanted .
That's not actually an explanation ER.
Convenient.
A lot of people can do technically better drawings but still have them lack the personality which makes them enticing.
Not to say the example I used is some kind of epitome of that, I was just looking for a 2D negress cuter than Leslie Jones, which isn't hard.
I'm confused, is IBS short or tall, and how do you think that would alter doggy?
Doggy could be easily modified by pillows if difference in femur length introduced complexity.
You can look at tits in missionary if you do it straight-armed with weight on hands, but I think most guys rest on forearms for stability so their shoulders are only humerus-length off the bed.
One option could be if you put pillows under forearms to elevate them and let you see more of tits.
Of course if you elevate your torso too much in missionary it eventually transforms into "butterfly" and faces the same "perpendicular pelvises" issue.
But keep in mind you can arch your back too which would give you view of tits without changing pelvic angle.
Another option might be if you had mirrors, then you could look at sideboob by turning head.
Same, thoguh I think you're assuming a "kneeling reverse cowgirl" (vertical thighs, horizontal shins) which would point her soles at you.
it might however be a "squatting reverse cowgirl" (horizontal thighs, vertical shins) where the soles are facing the ground
Thats reverse cowgirl..
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That's why he's 100% hard.
As long as men are willing to kill for pussy, we'll never be enlightened as a species.
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I paid a SE Asian hooker in Thailand to do this, I literally flew 11 hours on a plane to have sex with paid whores JFL.
Isn't this just a universal male symptom?
That's what I said in my post, because I was replying to Reprobus who had said "I'd rather reverse cowgirl". Did you overlook the context?
Reverse cowgirl obviously works the opposite way. If she leans back it's actually less stressful for your cock because with her lower back lying on your chest, your pelvises will basically be parallel instead of perpendicular.
On the other hand, if she leans FORWARD in reverse cowgirl, that's going to fuck you up the same way that leaning backward in normal-cowgirl would.
Do you get it?
This depends entirely on context. There's no problem for example shooting a buck to feed meat to a woman so the woman will fuck you. That's just provider ritual that goes back millenia.
There's not even a problem killing some nigger trying to murder/rape a woman you care for.
The problem comes when we start engaging in senseless and unnecessary violence for pussy.
Keeping in mind of course that I do acknowledge that what is sensible/necessary can be subjective and debatable.
I'm sure lots of vegans out there would protest at shooting the buck, for example, while BLM guys would say I'm obligated to peacefully neutralize the nigger with fuzzy handcuffs instead of a slug to the temple.
How was it?
In my mind I knew the whore didn't like me so it was just okay...
Brutal. Was the actual physical sensation good, though?
Yeah, it was great tbh.
how tall was SE asian hooker? I believe logically shorter women should have a smaller vagina but of course that could get stretched out if they fuck a lot of guys with big dicks...
fringe theory here guys...
since guys with big dicks can get free sex, they don't need to go to hookers...
therefore, hookers primarily service guys with small dicks...
While there are certainly hookers who fuck big-dick guys for free, perhaps some hookers are so busy making money they don't have time for this.
My theory is that hookers fuck fewer big-dick guys than non-hookers because they probably want big-dick guy to pay, get bored of sex, etc.
Therefore, maybe hookers have tighter pussies than non-hookers, weird as this seems.
AM I INSANE?
In my experience there's no significant difference between the tightness of a 5'3 whore and a 6'1 one.
Like 5ft 2
maybe 6'1 starts off loose enough to accomodate cocks and 5'3 becomes loose enough with experience
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your icon makes me wonder if you know of Leggy Lamb
me? idk
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