[JFL] Incel trait: You look away from condoms (funny story)

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When I always go shopping and when the que get smaller I always get reminded that people have sex and I don't. :feelsgah::feelsgah:
There are literally dozens of brands of condoms at the checkout. :feelstastyman:
When I look to buy or choose a snack while waiting at the que or something I avoid all eye contact with the pack of condoms. :feels::feels::feels:

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First time I bought condoms was at age 21. Was feeling frisky that day. I was feeling low inhib, like a slayer that night didn't even use self checkout :feelsEhh::feelshehe:. You know what I purchased with those condoms? :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I bough 3 total items: A pack of cheapest condoms (to see how they feel), dark bread and kefir :lul::lul::lul::lul:. The foid said good evening to the people before me, and when she started scanning my 3 items she didn't say hello JFL. :feelsPop::feelsPop:
 
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Why bother buying condoms?
 
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I don't even know where to get condoms jfl.
 
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I once bought condoms to test their durability and try to make pic related
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I bought condoms once but my dick is uncut so it's very uncomfortable to use them.
 
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I don't even know where to get condoms jfl.
At the store lol, I was sweating bullets when buying them. I though everyone looked at me, and though why is he buying condoms :feelskek:
 
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Escortscelling? Ascending? Give me some details man.
Probably just put it on and fap jfl. But escortcelling is on the books
 
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I bought condoms once but my dick is uncut so it's very uncomfortable to use them.
I'm uncut tbh I enjoyed using them, no mess, the condom is lubed Its good. :feelsautistic:
 
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When I always go shopping and when the que get smaller I always get reminded that people have sex and I don't. :feelsgah::feelsgah:
There are literally dozens of brands of condoms at the checkout. :feelstastyman:
When I look to buy or choose a snack while waiting at the que or something I avoid all eye contact with the pack of condoms. :feels::feels::feels:

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First time I bought condoms was at age 21. Was feeling frisky that day. I was feeling low inhib, like a slayer that night didn't even use self checkout :feelsEhh::feelshehe:. You know what I purchased with those condoms? :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I bough 3 total items: A pack of cheapest condoms (to see how they feel), dark bread and kefir :lul::lul::lul::lul:. The foid said good evening to the people before me, and when she started scanning my 3 items she didn't say hello JFL. :feelsPop::feelsPop:
I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
 
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I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
another incel trait:
you tear the condom pack from the middle not from the side;
descretely buy and try them :feelsokman:
 
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another incel trait:
you tear the condom pack from the middle not from the side;
descretely buy and try them :feelsokman:
What for? I'll get them when I go SEA. No point buying them now lol.
 
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I never had a condom in my entire life I don't even know how to use it tbh ded srs
Not like we actually need such a skill

Also black bread and kefir? Slavic as fuck OP
 
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I don't care too much about sex, yes if the girl was hot I would be jealous but I would rather masturbate to porn than sleep with sub 6/10 girls.

A former friend of mine brought me a condom home from his holiday to USA 8 years ago and a can of Rockstar, the can of Rockstar had a little American flag on it, it was funny.
 
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#MeToo I ignore them, like I ignore stupid cashier foids. I legit wouldn’t kno to put one on and I would probably feel so uncomfortable that I would go flaccid instantly.

Btw you’re buying kafir?:feelsEhh: *insert jihad meme*
 
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I just buy those meat snacks they put in wrappers when I'm at checkout. I like them.
 
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I once bought a condom but it expired.
 
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I bought some once and the foid cashier asked me if I was having a water fight and directed me to the water bombs.
 
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