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Experiment It seems unlikely to me that someone who legitimately ascended would actually honestly say that they ascended on this forum

Sheogorath

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Think about it - if you are ascended you are validated and happy - on top of the world.
Why would you want to be cruel and brag about it to members who have not experienced it?

Someone bragging about it (knows it will upset others and make them jealous) is clearly unhappy and unvalidated - meaning they could not possibly have ascended.

The only serious candidates for ascending IMO are the people who inexplicably go AFK for a year and just ghost us - if they actually ascended they wouldn't see any value in bragging about it, they would just be so blissfully happy they would go on about their lives and not tell us.

We should be too high-IQ to fall for those LARPs which are clearly just us shitting on each other because we cope via schadenfreude where traditional humor fails.

It seems like rules against ascend-bragging exist to protect the vulnerable feelings of inexperienced low-IQ newcels who can't parse this logic for themselves and haven't built up a thick skin regarding misinformation. Why would we ever believe someone who ascended would come here to make us feel bad about it?

Sex-havers might do that, but none who truly ascended - they are on par with the escort-cels permitted here - they feel unfulfilled because a romantically-fulfilled sex-haver has no grievance with us, only a sympathy that would invoke silence not soliloquy.
 
How’d u get a name change?
 
a reoccurring theme in my dreams is that a foid wants to be my gf and then i get excited thinking about how im gonna brag about it to people on .is
 
The only serious candidates for ascending IMO are the people who inexplicably go AFK for a year and just ghost us - if they actually ascended they wouldn't see any value in bragging about it, they would just be so blissfully happy they would go on about their lives and not tell us.
Yeah, if I ascend I intend to just disappear. Maybe ask for my account to be banned too, without telling the reason of why I want this.

how im gonna brag about it to people on .is
:lul: :lul:
 
You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
 
If I ascended I would not tell because I can't just turn my back on the forum that gave me the only feeling of friendship and fun for the past 2 years
 
How’d u get a name change?
I submitted to the dominance of the Hylian Kokiri

a reoccurring theme in my dreams is that a foid wants to be my gf and then i get excited thinking about how im gonna brag about it to people on .is
Do you get excited at the idea of it being malicious suifuel, or more of a "it's lifefuel because it will give them hope they can also do it" sort of thing?

I guess I didn't think of the latter, there could be competing motivations.

If it's the 2nd case and there's no maliciousness it seems tragic to punish them, but still seems like a necessary evil since people with good intentions can still cause harm to others.

You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
I'm not forgetting that. Both desriptors include myself.

I want to feel superior to all of you.

I am sadistic.

I don't want to be celibate anymore, I want to ascend.

But what I predict is that if I did do so (and not just via an escortcel cuckLARP) that my sadism would evaporate - I would just automatically feel superior (in at least this sense, if not others)

Feeling superior would not require bragging about it. If it relies on that reaction then it is not a wholesome genuine sense of superiority but rather, someone who has doubts about whether they truly ascended or if they just got cucked by a whore.
 
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Yeah, if I ascend I intend to just disappear. Maybe ask for my account to be banned too, without telling the reason of why I want this.


:lul: :lul:
have you tried working on your personality?
 
Do you get excited at the idea of it being malicious suifuel, or more of a "it's lifefuel because it will give them hope they can also do it" sort of thing?

I guess I didn't think of the latter, there could be competing motivations.

If it's the 2nd case and there's no maliciousness it seems tragic to punish them, but still seems like a necessary evil since people with good intentions can still cause harm to others
i get excited at the idea of it being malicious suifuel.
 
I can see it being a sort of bragging a normal man might do with his close ones, but replace close friends with this forum... :feelsjuice:

Also consider the fact that it might be some sort of gross change in thinking; even a small shift to the blue pill would probably mean they try to convince others here how we and all the statistics might actually be wrong. :feelsclown:
 
I can see it being a sort of bragging a normal man might do with his close ones, but replace close friends with this forum... :feelsjuice:
I don't think men who do that actually ascended or feel secure in themself.

More than likely they got a drunk blowjob from some bar slut who wants to steal his money, ie covert escortcelling not ascension.

it might be some sort of gross change in thinking; even a small shift to the blue pill would probably mean they try to convince others here how we and all the statistics might actually be wrong. :feelsclown:

It might seem so impossible that they just got lucky (or weren't so badly off to begin with) so they rationalize our observations must be wrong?
 
How can you prove your ascension? Otherwise you can't tell it from larp
 
I don't think men who do that actually ascended or feel secure in themself.
Yes, they can ascend and still feel insecure about not at least being a MTN. :feelshehe:
It might seem so impossible that they just got lucky (or weren't so badly off to begin with) so they rationalize our observations must be wrong?
Right. :feelsjuice:
 
How can you prove your ascension? Otherwise you can't tell it from larp
I legit don't know, maybe show a marriage certificate and your wife having superior networth and a DNA test showing her baby is yours?

It's not like as sex vid would be enough since any escortcel could accomplish that.

Some of us might be able to tell a foid is faking enjoying during a sex vid, but some women are good enough liars/actors to confuse gullible folk like myself.
 
Yes, they can ascend and still feel insecure about not at least being a MTN. :feelshehe:

If you're still insecure then isn't that only semi-ascension?

Like how can you ascend but not be aware of it?

Is that like if you got raped in your sleep by a girl when you had a viagra hardon but you don't remember it so you think you're still celibate virgin?
 
You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
Yeah OP really underestimates how much some people want to brag and step on others to increase their own status.
 
Yeah OP really underestimates how much some people want to brag and step on others to increase their own status.
I think I am correctly estimating that the people who do that do not feel adequately sexually validated.
Meaning they have not completed ascension.
 
I think I am correctly estimating that the people who do that do not feel adequately sexually validated.
Meaning they have not completed ascension.
Chads and normies come to make fun of us, do you think they don't feel sexually validated either? I mean it's shitty that they do that, but what can you do. People suck.
 
Chads and normies come to make fun of us, do you think they don't feel sexually validated either?
I haven't seen any evidence whatsoever that even a single infiltrator is actually a Chad.
 
How’d u get a name change?
what was is previous
Think about it - if you are ascended you are validated and happy - on top of the world.
Why would you want to be cruel and brag about it to members who have not experienced it?

Someone bragging about it (knows it will upset others and make them jealous) is clearly unhappy and unvalidated - meaning they could not possibly have ascended.

The only serious candidates for ascending IMO are the people who inexplicably go AFK for a year and just ghost us - if they actually ascended they wouldn't see any value in bragging about it, they would just be so blissfully happy they would go on about their lives and not tell us.

We should be too high-IQ to fall for those LARPs which are clearly just us shitting on each other because we cope via schadenfreude where traditional humor fails.

It seems like rules against ascend-bragging exist to protect the vulnerable feelings of inexperienced low-IQ newcels who can't parse this logic for themselves and haven't built up a thick skin regarding misinformation. Why would we ever believe someone who ascended would come here to make us feel bad about it?

Sex-havers might do that, but none who truly ascended - they are on par with the escort-cels permitted here - they feel unfulfilled because a romantically-fulfilled sex-haver has no grievance with us, only a sympathy that would invoke silence not soliloquy.
it could be a normie who just wants to troll the forum, since you cant sign up now he has to get unbanned
 
@Sheogorath why did you get your name changed? What does sheogorath mean?
 

It seems unlikely to me that someone who legitimately ascended would actually honestly say that they ascended on this forum​


no they wouldn't cause ironically they are STILL incels
take it from any escortcel, having sex does not magically change your position in society

even if you get lucky with some drunk bitch it's the same
if getting lucky requires luck then you're still incel

in some ways it's probably worse because you have a better understanding of what you're missing out on

@sub human
 
it's probably worse because you have a better understanding of what you're missing out on
hard to say, depends on quality of escort

Personally I think that by not seeing the disgust in an escort's eyes as she fucks me that I am avoiding understanding how depraved women are
 
seeing the disgust in an escort's eyes
stick her face in a pillow bro
honestly, you youngcels don't understand how escorts work

you negotiate service, pay, and then do whatever the fuck you paid for
 
stick her face in a pillow bro
honestly, you youngcels don't understand how escorts work
you negotiate service, pay, and then do whatever the fuck you paid for
I guess I don't fantasize about just-sex enough for this to seem worth whatever price they charge =/
 
I would do it just to share my info with brocels here, If I ever ascended.

information is very useful.
 
It isn't really an issue because it usually comes from insecure kiddos but the infiltrator grays do bug me. Not because they're sex havers but because they feel the need to try and torment us for whatever reason. I dislike those types just for being obvious cunts.
 
You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
Exactly
 
I agree they would probably avoid bragging about it but I don't think even having sex or getting gf is ascending. You are still a low SMV male. Eventually the foid leaves you for something better then you are back to being incel. Or maybe you are a good beta bux but live in a sexless relationship. Have you really ascended? It sounds like you traded problems or temporarily staved them off.
 
a reoccurring theme in my dreams is that a foid wants to be my gf and then i get excited thinking about how im gonna brag about it to people on .is
braggers deserve beheading
 
If i ascend I would t post here ever again
 
I agree they would probably avoid bragging about it but I don't think even having sex or getting gf is ascending. You are still a low SMV male.
Another perspective is that ascension, rather than being a discrete step, could be perceived as a process.

Like if you're regularly getting sex and affirmations then you're constantly ascending ever upward, like chad.
 
I haven't seen any evidence whatsoever that even a single infiltrator is actually a Chad.
That's just one small part of the argument, are you denying that people take pleasure in other's suffering or innability to upgrade their lives?
 
They go away for few months, after getting dumped they come back and make treads.
 
are you denying that people take pleasure in other's suffering or innability to upgrade their lives?
yes but those people haven't ascended and we have no reason to be jealous of them
 
You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
I may be sadistic, but if I ascended; I think I'd just delete my account here because bragging wouldn't give me that kind of pleasure.
 
You're ommiting the fact that there's some copers here who want to feel superior to us and "not incel anymore" or are just sadistic fucks
I may be sadistic, but if I ascended; I think I'd just delete my account here because bragging wouldn't give me that kind of pleasure.
 
I may be sadistic, but if I ascended; I think I'd just delete my account here because bragging wouldn't give me that kind of pleasure.
I would post to give fellow shortcels hope, but that's only a dream of mine which won't ever be granted.
 
I would post to give fellow shortcels hope, but that's only a dream of mine which won't ever be granted.
Yeah. They probably wouldn't take it as hope, because they'd think you were a fakecel the whole time.
 
Nigga, how old are you? :what:
30s

Jurassic Park Dinosaur GIF by Vidiots
 
@Sheogorath is 36. :feelsUgh:
then he's pretty slow cause I had escorts figured out 10 years ago :feelshaha:
if they look at me disgusted they ain't gettin paid :feelskek:

besides the fact that the ones I fuck are literally 10 years + younger than me
if anyone that age disrespects me I'll punch their teeth down their throat
 
I'd want to give some other autismcels hope if I ended up ascending. I would absolutely come back and tell my story if I did come out of the rut I am in, but it has been over a fucking decade of misery and pain because women don't find me attractive. I want my fucking rib back.
 
Why would you pay money to a used-up whore so you could fuck her dirty used-up meathole that's gotten plowed through by hundreds of men before you?
cause they are not all like that

Bro, where do you find these escorts? Just curious.
used to be able to find new teens on backpage before it got shut down
now it is harder but basically there is a good chance they are underaged and being forced into it by a pimp
can't say for sure tho (not that I would ask :feelshaha: )

That's the highest level of foid-worship imaginable, and these are the same fuckers that decry foid-worship wherever they rear their heads.
it's really not I don't think you get it
these bitches aren't blown out and don't want to be there and have no choice
and you could do literally anything you want if you pay enough

no really, anything, choke them (for real) heat up a piece of metal and burn them with it
simps be gettin simped by hookers and that's just both sad and kind of funny :feelshaha:
 

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