InkCell
Commited suicide by janny
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I pondered and pondered, and came to the conclusion that there are no such nations at all. The only thing worse than russkies are parasitic organisms like ticks and fleas, but they are easier to remove, and a tick wouldn't tell you that they suck your blood for love, call you "little brother", and infect you with encephalitis as a gift of Great Friendship. However, it must be admitted that there is at least one unbearably revolting "nation" that is almost as vile as the vomit-inducing Russians.
Being a member of this nation must be as pleasant as cleaning urinals in a leper colony, for your wife will most likely have gold teeth and her name will be something like Stinkitsa Cuntovic. You'll have to live with the knowledge that your country has lost every single war for at least 100 years due to its own idiocy, and that your great-great-grandmother was cummed in by a hairy Turk. You'll grow up speaking a ridiculous, gurgling language in which "train" is spelled "voz" and "dog" is spelled "pas." And all your immediate neighbors, even your nation's blood relatives, upon hearing where you're from, will greet you with the joyous cry of "Jedi govna!" Yes, you must have realized by now that these lines are written about the smegmal filth that are Serbs.
Being a member of this nation must be as pleasant as cleaning urinals in a leper colony, for your wife will most likely have gold teeth and her name will be something like Stinkitsa Cuntovic. You'll have to live with the knowledge that your country has lost every single war for at least 100 years due to its own idiocy, and that your great-great-grandmother was cummed in by a hairy Turk. You'll grow up speaking a ridiculous, gurgling language in which "train" is spelled "voz" and "dog" is spelled "pas." And all your immediate neighbors, even your nation's blood relatives, upon hearing where you're from, will greet you with the joyous cry of "Jedi govna!" Yes, you must have realized by now that these lines are written about the smegmal filth that are Serbs.