LDAR Just got a new masturbator cup

[KingOfRome]

It should be common knowledge on this forum that Fleshlights are overpriced garbage. I got this Utimi Male Masturbators Cup for $20.

Amazon product ASIN B07G74YT36
It gets a 4/5 from me.

Pros:

• Heating function takes less than 10 minutes to get to body temperature.
• Incredibly easy and quick to clean.
• 10 vibration frequencies that vary in intensity, so you can build up to the hardest setting for a longer session.
• Nondescript fish shape.
• Water-proof.
• Easy simple control.

Cons:

• Small and tight. Not recommended for guys with a dick circumference much more than 5 inches (ca. 13 cm).
• No cover for the opening. You'll need to keep the box.

 

[TheSecondComing]

might have to get this...

 

[Sans]

When I saw “masturbator cup” I thought it was going to be a mug with some funny thing about masturbating on it

 

[Yerberito]

I need one of those

 

[stupid dream]

not loadingcels

 

[muharremabi]

Fuck i wish i had bought this instead of getting gamer mouse.

 

[KingOfRome]

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Amazon links don't work if you're running an ad blocker. You can search the name; that's why I included it.

 

[stupid dream]

Amazon links don't work if you're running an ad blocker. You can search the name; that's why I included it.

I'm actually glad that it did not load

 

[ihaveno1]

i have a hand

 

[KingOfRome]

i have a hand

You're lucky you don't have an involuntary death grip and callouses on your palm.

 

[TINMAN]

I bought some of those when I was younger, until I realized it wasn't even much better than my hand, waste of money imo.

 

[TheSecondComing]

i have a hand

low iq

 

[KingOfRome]

I bought some of those when I was younger, until I realized it wasn't even much better than my hand, waste of money imo.

$20 isn't a lot of money and my hand is this rough bony veiny thing that squeezes everything. Devices like this are a huge improvement for me.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Does this help solve deathgrip?

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

When I saw “masturbator cup” I thought it was going to be a mug with some funny thing about masturbating on it

are you a dad or something?

 

[KingOfRome]

Does this help solve deathgrip?

Your grip is practically a non-factor. It's silicone and vibrating/heating mechanisms encased in plastic. This particular device is small, so it's going to feel a bit like death grip if your dick is on the thicker side.

 

[LastGerman]

No fap?

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Your grip is practically a non-factor. It's silicone and vibrating/heating mechanisms encased in plastic. This particular device is small, so it's going to feel a bit like death grip if your dick is on the thicker side.

I don't think I'm that thick tbh. Those porn dicks mog my dick into oblivion

No fap?

Cope.

 

[fast_curry]

What is the point of vibration though? Does it actually make the whole process more enjoyable?
This one is my favorite so far, if not a bit pricey:
Amazon product ASIN B0017PEH6A
I like the ones that can be reused multiple times and easily cleaned.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Very informative review for dicklets looking for a jizz cup

 

[KingOfRome]

I don't think I'm that thick tbh. Those porn dicks mog my dick into oblivion

Get a measuring tape and measure. 5 inches is about 80th percentile girth. You can see how you compare to the global average here. https://calcsd.netlify.com/

 

[Deleted member 23682]

What exactly so I measure around? The head of my penis or the shaft?

 

[jerrycan dan]

volcel if u arent fucking a cup

 

[KingOfRome]

What is the point of vibration though? Does it actually make the whole process more enjoyable?

Yes. The vibration makes it absolutely more stimulating.

What exactly so I measure around? The head of my penis or the shaft?

Thickest part of the shaft.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Get a measuring tape and measure. 5 inches is about 80th percentile girth. You can see how you compare to the global average here. https://calcsd.netlify.com/

Anything below 8x6 is dicklet if we are being honest here. It's okay, I am a dicklet too under those standards

 

[KingOfRome]

Anything below 8x6 is dicklet if we are being honest here. It's okay, I am a dicklet too under those standards

Just be 99.9th percentile, bro.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Anything below 8x6 is dicklet if we are being honest here. It's okay, I am a dicklet too under those standards

8 inches long?

Nah, 6.5 inches is enough. The vagina is supposedly only a few inches deep anyway

 

[ldaring]

Can it be used hands free lying down on your back?

 

[Sans]

are you a dad or something?

No

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I want to get one that sucks my dick

 

[KingOfRome]

Can it be used hands free lying down on your back?

No you need at least one hand

I want to get one that sucks my dick

Funnily enough, this device is advertised as a blowjob simulator.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Fuck i wish i had bought this instead of getting gamer mouse.

Hahaba fuck coomer life tbh

 

[Damo the incel]

are you a dad or something?

Whats your opinion on soy dads that always talk about dad jokes and stuff like that

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Get a measuring tape and measure. 5 inches is about 80th percentile girth. You can see how you compare to the global average here. https://calcsd.netlify.com/

Somewhere there's even. A site where you can even compare volume with average and graphics to visualize it

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Whats your opinion on soy dads that always talk about dad jokes and stuff like that

I like dad jokes

 

[Damo the incel]

I like dad jokes

Do you plan on becoming a dad some day

 

[muharremabi]

Hahaba fuck coomer life tbh

JFL I'm so inhib, the possibility of the deliverer saying "hey sir, your masturbator cup has finally arrived, just sign here" in front of my family would scare the shit out of me.

 

[Olgierd]

calcSD - Penis Size Percentile Calculator

Calculate the rarity of specific dick sizes and more.

calcsd.netlify.com

ngl compared to Eastern average is lifefuel

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Chad gets the real thing for free its beyond over.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Funnily enough, this device is advertised as a blowjob simulator.

doubt it has the same feeling as an actual blowjob ai machine

 

[Blacktarpill]

JFL I'm so inhib, the possibility of the deliverer saying "hey sir, your masturbator cup has finally arrived, just sign here" in front of my family would scare the shit out of me.

same bro we need to move out tbh ded srs
we should move to the same house

 

[muharremabi]

same bro we need to move out tbh ded srs
we should move to the same house

Yeah we should rent a cheap rotting house together and cope by drugs till death tbh.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I don’t use a flashlight or whatever I just nut in my undies and leave the mess in them.

 

[ldaring]

No you need at least one hand

Maybe I could build some sort of construction to keep it in place. I don't know how though.

 

[zangano1]

I want one ngl

 

[SryMyEnglish]

I want to get one that sucks my dick

NSFW
https://vk.com/video?notsafe=1&q=вовамас пылесос&z=video251198804_169289202

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I prefer toys that resemble my past victims...

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

I want to get one that sucks my dick

Buy an autoblow 2.0

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

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for us it is over